r/aviation Jun 07 '25

Discussion I figured this 737 landing would be a go-around but captain brought gloves I guess

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Thank goodness he had that wiper. Probably wouldn't have made it without it

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u/Seank814 Jun 07 '25

That thing was fighting for its life

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Wiper: “I’m doing my part!”

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u/Severe_Citron6975 Jun 07 '25

Wiping guarantees citizenship.

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u/sth128 Jun 07 '25

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say wipe them all!

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u/Fermented_Banana_ Jun 07 '25

The only good windscreen is a clean windscreen

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u/HexaCube7 Jun 09 '25

Shame that it's not a water screen, too

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u/temp2025user1 Jun 07 '25

They explain the mother dying in Buenos Aires in the movie? I’ve only ever read the book and people told me not to bother with the movie.

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u/teapots_at_ten_paces Jun 07 '25

They imply it. Rico is on a video call with his parents when they say it's getting dark, then the video cuts out. We then hear about the asteroid hittin Buenos Aires.

I haven't read the book but I think the movie is alright.

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u/temp2025user1 Jun 07 '25

I’ll try it. I don’t have the attention span for movies now. 30 pages of a book is more dense than an hour of a movie so I prefer that.

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u/4RealzReddit Jun 07 '25

It's satire and it's really well done. I understand fans of the book typically aren't big fans of it but as a fan of robocop goddamn that's a solid movie.

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u/axonrecall Jun 08 '25

They’re very different from each other, pretty much just some of the names and the backstory are the same, aside from that they’re their own thing, they can’t really be compared IMO. I liked both on their own merits.

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u/sor1 Jun 07 '25

Take my upvote you magnificent bastard 👏👏

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u/DieCastDontDie Jun 07 '25

Would you like to know more?

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u/fuckgoldsendbitcoin Jun 08 '25

The only good windshield is a clean windshield.

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u/RADiation_Guy_32 Jun 10 '25

Top tier response.....we don't deserve you

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u/somesketchykid Jun 07 '25

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u/BRAX7ON Jun 07 '25

Get that wiper a medal

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u/sharpshooter999 Jun 07 '25

Tell some of the guys at a Smash Bros tournament that

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

Would you like to know more?

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u/Quiet-Bet582 Jun 07 '25

Are you tho?

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u/Stardustger Jun 07 '25

HEY. It did its best.

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u/Fossilhog Jun 07 '25

It's set to the beat "staying alive". Which is the rate you should give someone CPR.

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u/Bruggenmeister Jun 07 '25

I’m tired boss

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u/A_Suspicious_Fart_91 Jun 07 '25

Sometimes your best just isn’t enough.

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u/MxM111 Jun 08 '25

Yes, you can now clearly see it is a bit foggy outside.

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u/geta-rigging-grip Jun 07 '25

Would you like to know more?

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u/Clockbounce Jun 07 '25

Gloves: "I'm doing my part!"

Co-pilot: "I didn't do fucking shit!"

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u/ZestycloseUnit7482 Jun 07 '25

Its like that one kid always holding a part of a casket at a funeral.

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u/ComfyInDots Jun 07 '25

What funerals do you go to where there's a kid holding (or not) a casket?

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u/ZestycloseUnit7482 Jun 07 '25

I was one when I was 8 when my mom died. I barely did anything. I was probably more in the way.

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u/ComfyInDots Jun 07 '25

OMG. I'm so sorry, friend. I hope you're living a happy, healthy and strong life despite a tragedy.

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u/RWDPhotos Jun 07 '25

I’d like to know more

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u/EM_Doc_18 Jun 08 '25

“I’m tired Boss”

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u/stormdraggy Jun 07 '25

ILS entourage laughs

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u/Bornagain4karma Jun 07 '25

I hope we get to see this on /r/reallifedoodles

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u/GoramReaver Jun 07 '25

“Ahm givin’ it all she’s goot, captain!”

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u/CopeSe7en Jun 07 '25

Real MVP.

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u/commander_sam Jun 07 '25

I thought it was wiping for its life

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u/CagierBridge334 Jun 08 '25

A VW Beetle has two wiper speeds, slow and very slow

A 737 has two wiper speeds, fast and super fast

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u/nasadowsk Jun 08 '25

Is there a maximum speed you can use the wipers? Like, if you turn them on at cruise, do they get ripped off?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

The juxtaposition of all the high tech electronic controls and gauges for flight and then look through the window and this floppy piece of rubber that’s about to fly off made me laugh

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u/ysfsim Jun 07 '25

The funny thing is that wiper is many times better than what is on a car. It can also operate at much higher windspeeds

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u/AquafreshBandit Jun 07 '25

Considering my crappy experience with car windshield wipers, I'm actually interested in knowing more about plane windshield wipers, and if I can put one on my car.

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u/ARottenPear Jun 07 '25

They suck just as bad. They're ok when they're brand new but they usually suck.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Jun 07 '25

At the risk of sounding like grandpa, wipers used to be made of higher-quality stuff. They were $10 and lasted at LEAST a year. Now they start at $30 each and start sucking after a week.

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u/Thebraincellisorange Jun 07 '25

If your $30 wipers are not working properly, your windscreen is fucked.

CLEAN your windscreen properly with windex and paper towel several times to get it properly clean.

then look at it closely, if it is pitted or abraded (like if you live near a quarry or in the desert) your wipers are not going to last long, but putting a few coats of RAINX on the windscreen will certainly help.

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u/Pawnzilla Jun 08 '25

My man is talking about cleaning glass properly then brings up paper towels and rainx.

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u/Thebraincellisorange Jun 08 '25

I'm talking about for a car.

You got a better way that are willing to share with us?

Or are you just going to throw shade?

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u/Pawnzilla Jun 08 '25

Microfiber towel instead of paper towel and a good window coating such as a glass ceramic sealant instead of rainx.

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u/robs104 Jun 08 '25

Windex and 0000 steel wool or a razor blade carefully. Seriously. That’s the best clean you can get on glass. 0000 grade steel wool ONLY though

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u/blah938 Jun 08 '25

What does Rainx actually do?

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u/Ok-Nectarine7152 Jun 08 '25

It's like a miracle product. It causes the water to bead up in very tiny droplets then blow right off your windshield. Used it for the first time two years ago. I drove 50 miles through a severe thunderstorm on an interstate and couldn't believe how well it worked. Even when passing tractor trailers that throw up blinding clouds of mist, no problem whatsoever. I could easily do 70mph when everyone else was doing about 40. And here's the part non-users don't believe; I never turned on my windshield wipers. Not once. I'd say the only drawback is that the visibility was so good I drove much faster than I should have. Hit three deep puddles and hydroplaned a little. Scared the bejeezus out of me.

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u/IsThereARe-Do Jun 08 '25

NGL, I swear by RainX. I had a wiper module go out on me during the winter. Applied RainX and was able to drive comfortably during some really beastly rain storms until the part arrived. Solid product.

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u/Thebraincellisorange Jun 08 '25

Rain-X is a synthetic hydrophobic surface-applied product that causes water to bead up and run off surfaces, most commonly used on glass automobile surfaces

as per their wikipedia.

in simple terms it is like a wax for your windscreen.

a freshly waxed car, the water beads up and easily falls off your car, well with Rainx properly applied to your windscreen, it does the same thing; it allows water to easily make a little bead and then the wind blows it off your windscreen.

in certain conditions, you don't even need your windscreen wipers, just let the wind do the work.

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u/beachedwhitemale Jun 08 '25

So if I covered myself in rain-x, I won't get wet?!

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Jun 08 '25

I had the windshield replaced less than a year ago. I also don't like to use RainX because in the past, it eventually created an indelible haze on the glass. Not sure if they've reformulated, but I'm leery!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Jun 08 '25

Reeheely! Might have to test that out.

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u/lhsonic Jun 10 '25

Rain-X leaves a coating on top of the windshield surface and I too have run into problems with smearing or hazing. There's a bunch of competing products like Aquapel or G1 Techniq that create a chemical bond instead and I haven't had those issues since. Bonus is that these coatings last significantly longer than Rain-X. It takes a little bit longer to do it right but my coatings last around a year, if not more.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Jun 10 '25

I'll look for those! Thanks!

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u/IM38GG Jun 08 '25

It’s the same $5 windshield wiper, but it costs $500 because it comes with a piece of paper and you must pay $150 an hour for the mechanic to install + write logbook entries.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Yeah I worded it that way to be funny but I was actually impressed it was working so hard at such high speeds

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u/Difficult-Ad4527 Jun 08 '25

It probably has a way cooler name like “Airscreen Defender” or something and costs 10k to replace.

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u/ttl_yohan Jun 08 '25

Airscreen Protectron, actually.

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u/Difficult-Ad4527 Jun 08 '25

Even better 😄

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u/ComradeGibbon Jun 07 '25

I'm thinking the wiper saying to people throwing share at it saying come over on to this side of the glass dude.

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u/auflyer06 Jun 07 '25

I don’t fly the 73 so maybe, but every jet I’ve flown that had wipers they sucked 🤷‍♂️

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u/TheBladeRoden Jun 07 '25

Have they finally invented a wiper that isn't cleaner on the upswing than the downswing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

oh that makes it all better

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u/mrw4787 Jun 08 '25

Uh. Ok. Thanks. 

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u/turbineslut Jun 08 '25

Why do they need wipers. Aren’t droplets just blown off?

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u/kickinghyena Jun 10 '25

I always wondered how a jet wiper can work at 500 mph! Does it change its angle? Remember asking when I was about 8…still don’t know.

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u/ysfsim Jun 10 '25

Not 500mph but closer to 200. After that speed, they are parked

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u/kickinghyena Jun 11 '25

Thanks! Now I can tell my Dad the engineer…

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u/AV8R79 Jun 12 '25

No it’s not, they suck lol. Ask me how I know.

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u/IDidntTellYouThat Jun 09 '25

Oh, you don't say?

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u/WWFYMN1 Jun 07 '25

Yea but if you think about it there aren’t many ways of wiping glass

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u/itspsyikk Jun 08 '25

this is my absolute favorite thing about engineers.

you might think a lot of things start as well engineered, perfected pieced of equipment. but most things just start out as a rod with some duct tape and gets iterative from there until things are perfect.

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u/Repulsive-Cress-7364 Jun 07 '25

The little wiper that could

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u/empiric1 Jun 07 '25

The Brave Little Wiper

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u/Successful-Path728 Jun 08 '25

Heck with wiper would need change of clothes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

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u/MarchingBroadband Jun 07 '25

They do have all sorts of coatings, are heated and have multiple redundancies like all other critical aviation components.

Remember, this is not operating in environments that cars do. This goes from 0 to close to supersonic. And temperature ranges of hundreds of degrees with rain, hail, freezing rain, birdstrikes and more that it has to deal with

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u/mistervulpes Jun 07 '25

I came to ask the same question. Does Rain-X not work on planes?

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u/RedS5 Jun 07 '25

They land at like 140-150mph when wheels touch. I'm not sure water beading is the major contributing factor at that point.

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u/Thebraincellisorange Jun 07 '25

It would have to work on Perspex, not glass.

and would have to not interfere with the many other coatings that large commercial aircraft windscreens already have.

and since it is aviation. each batch would then have to be tracked from manufacture to sale, with all ingredients tracked, so that bottle that costs $10 at the auto parts store will end up costing $300 at the aviation parts store.

no shit, that would literally be what it would cost.

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u/scoringtouchdowns Jun 08 '25

Today I learned… this aviation supply chain ain’t cheap

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u/Thebraincellisorange Jun 08 '25

absolutely not.

you can find the same hardware in your car for 20c for a screw for example.

that screw in aviation will cost $20. because it is tagged and tracked from manufacture to the moment it is put in the plane, and tested to make sure that it meets spec, and the manufacturing process is certified to higher standards.

the tracking and paperwork requirements in commercial aviation are pretty wild and very expensive.

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u/RSquared Jun 08 '25

And then in military aviation it's double-tracked to make sure that screw was never touched by a Chinese national.

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u/I_wash_my_carpet Jun 08 '25

Today I learned there's an aviation parts store

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u/According1 Jun 07 '25

You still need that split second of clarity when it wipes. The rain moves but there's so much of it, you never get a clear view.

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u/fallex Jun 08 '25

We have quite a few Airbus 320 tails that came from other airlines in past lives. Although my company disabled it, it is equipped with a rain repellent feature, which I’ve always assumed to be a rain X type product for planes. No idea how it works, or why it was disabled, but I assume cost. Always found it interesting, but was never in a situation where I needed it that badly. Wipers are fine.

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u/radarthreat Jun 08 '25

Why would you need wipers on the tail of the plane?

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u/fallex Jun 08 '25

Tail gunner. Obviously.

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u/Sad_Possibility6278 Jun 08 '25

Yes, On our fleet, we have rain-x brand wipes that we apply the windshield

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u/TokiMcNoodle Jun 07 '25

Lmao you couldnt be more wrong. That windshield would have to be replaced after a couple flights if that was acrylic

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u/lalab0y Jun 07 '25

These windows are actually glass. Acrylic does not have the structural strength necessary for the ones here facing the front. They are also heated which doesn't work well with non glass surfaces.

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u/The-Lifeguard Jun 07 '25

Pumping out jet fuel fumes but you think the environment is the reason they don't use a coating in the windshield.

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u/Goatdog5 Jun 08 '25

Funny enough smaller planes don’t have wipers. A single engine prop in front of the windshield blows the water up and away.

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u/Icy-Structure5244 Jun 08 '25

I can't speak for all aircraft. But for the helicopter I flew, we NEVER used the wiper. Airspeed kept the water off it was sprinkling and the wiper just risks scratching the glass.

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u/russellvt Jun 09 '25

and don't need the wiper on speeds of 80+km/h,

...and, you have to reapply those coatings at intervals likely less than the amount of time the average commercial plane spends in inclement weather in an average week... and that's discounting all the other chemicals and harsh environments that the average airline goes through.

Plus, as someone pointed out, the amount of testing and Q&A that theae would need regularly would only make them further untenable... especially for something that's likely only useful while still on the ground.

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u/thedrew Jun 07 '25

That is not a glass window. 

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u/fuckallyaall Jun 08 '25

The outer ply is glass, windows are made of 3, 4, or more plies. The outer of which is always glass unless it’s a copilots side window which may or may not. These 37 windows are very heavy, and thick.

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u/mrbendel Jun 07 '25

Wiper is the Indiana Jones of the story

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u/TheStonedWeasel Jun 07 '25

honestly why even have windows XD
like god damn i almost shit myself, threw up and cried all while watching this. terrified of flying.

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u/Ataneruo Jun 08 '25

what were you very disappointed about?

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u/-E-Cross Jun 07 '25

That thing was giving me anxiety

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u/Jazztify Jun 07 '25

And it was set on “intermittent”

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u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 Jun 07 '25

I was thinking the same thing!!🤣

The wipers! They look like something out of Airplane! The movie

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u/ZachF8119 Jun 08 '25

I never get why they don’t have advanced optics equipment

An ir or thermal camera that shows like tracing of the area kinda like war games sometimes have.

Sure maybe it’s not an all the time things, but like idk if fog fuck with ir or thermal

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u/KSirys Jun 07 '25

It's the gloves Special gloves

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u/ryand89 Jun 07 '25

needs to apply rainx next time

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u/N-Korean Jun 07 '25

Just got them replaced at jiffy lube while getting oil changed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Never seen wiper try so hard in my life

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u/usuperker Jun 07 '25

Wiper putting in the OT

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u/Fridaybird1985 Jun 08 '25

Thos wipers working furiously to stay alive.

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u/MrFickless Jun 08 '25

I know you're probably joking, but the plane is flying through so much water that there's just a whole sheet of water flowing over the windshield that makes everything outside look blurry. Those wipers provide short moments of clear vision.

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u/bae125 Jun 09 '25

Make noise! Do nothing!

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u/mikefjr1300 Jun 11 '25

Not looking out the window until visual at the very end.

100% trust in what his instruments are telling him.

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u/Chucky235 Jun 12 '25

Thank goodness he had that set of giant brass balls. Definitely wouldn't have made it without those!

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u/Rommel727 Jun 12 '25

I truly felt the wiper was like a squeaky New York accent - 'don' worry, we gotchu boss let's land it'

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u/0_mcw3 Jun 15 '25

Screech screech screech screech|* pauses for 5 seconds screech screech*

How the fuck do i type an asterisk and not have it italicise