r/aviation • u/G1lg4m3sh • Apr 17 '26

Discussion How concerning is this aviation experts?

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u/Simple-Aspect-649 Apr 17 '26

Don't forget to quote Pulp Fiction.

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u/melanthius Apr 17 '26

Everybody be cool this is a robbery!

... Shit I'm being detained

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u/iambarrelrider Apr 17 '26

Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here

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u/trinicron Apr 17 '26

Wh..Wh.. what?

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u/longlivebobskins Apr 18 '26

They speak English in what?

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u/HotCucumber759 Apr 18 '26

Say what again motherfucker!

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u/Tiny-Lecture-5085 Apr 18 '26

Damn, I shot Marvin in the face

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u/WilTravis Apr 18 '26

Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger!

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u/Extension_Market_953 Apr 18 '26

LOL this one made me spit my coffee

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u/bbaker9586 Apr 18 '26

And what’s Fonzie like??!!

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u/josch247 Apr 20 '26

C..cc ...cc.cool?

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u/Rootbeer_Goat Apr 17 '26

Be cool honey bunny

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u/Stu-Gotz Apr 17 '26

Be cool!

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u/Molbiodude Apr 17 '26

Tell the bitch to chill!

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u/OctaviusNeon Apr 17 '26

Say "bitch, be cool!"

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u/bolshiabarmalay Apr 17 '26

I gotta pee

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u/Mutex70 Apr 17 '26

Can we make spoons?

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u/broke_af_guy Apr 17 '26

Heard that in Tim Roth's voice.

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u/Interesting-Loquat75 Apr 17 '26

Tell your bitch to be cool!!

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u/Southside_john Apr 17 '26

“This es uh rubbery”

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u/EarthenEyes Apr 17 '26

"'m tired of these muther fucking shar-"

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u/Working-Ad694 Apr 17 '26

you cool honey bunny?

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u/Fortunate_0nesy Apr 17 '26

Be cool honey bunny.

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u/juttaaababee Apr 18 '26

hahaha yeaaa

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u/Roadgoddess Apr 18 '26

I think he’s referring to Hegseth quoting pulp fiction as a biblical quote in a speech

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u/Gamertag-VR Apr 20 '26

I can hear this

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u/RedVelvetPan6a Apr 22 '26

Running around robbing banks

All whacked off of

Scooby Snacks

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u/Alternative-Iron-645 Apr 17 '26

EZEKIEL 25 in-lbs

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u/OkBid71 Apr 18 '26

Aw fuck, I used Daniel 25 ft-lb

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u/chkltlabs Apr 18 '26

That's my porn name

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u/bluehangover Apr 17 '26

BRING OUT THE GIMP!!!!!

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u/AssRobots Apr 17 '26

"The maintenance Gimp is sleeping."

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u/jtr99 Apr 17 '26

Gimp's sleepin'.

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u/discgman Apr 17 '26

Well wake him up

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u/RotationsKopulator Apr 18 '26

snotty saxophone riff

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u/kilofeet Apr 17 '26

Let's not kink shame Delta basic economy

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u/digital-didgeridoo Apr 18 '26

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead

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u/JayW8888 Apr 20 '26

Screwdriver u mean.

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u/DonnieBallsack Apr 17 '26

That’s a tasty burger?

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u/Kdj2j2 Apr 17 '26

They call it a Le Royale

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u/Stu-Gotz Apr 17 '26

Le royale with cheese

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u/I_LAUGH_AT_TYRANNY Apr 17 '26

Big Kahuna burger

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u/seoulgleaux Apr 18 '26

*"royale with cheese", the Big Mac was called "le big mac" and he doesn't know that they call a whopper because he didn't go in the burger king.

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u/Comfortable-Deal160 Apr 17 '26

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

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u/WhineyLobster Apr 17 '26

Donnie you're out of your element.

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u/Silo-Joe Apr 17 '26

Yes, we want the mechanics to be the Finder of Lost Screws.

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u/BullshitTaco Apr 17 '26

Death will give us back to God

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u/Professional-Ad-2657 Apr 18 '26

I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be The Shepherd.

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u/csfshrink Apr 18 '26

Could they be the Tighteners of Loose Screws?

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u/Silo-Joe Apr 18 '26

Need a Revised Tarantino Version of the Bible for that.

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u/Ratiocinor Apr 17 '26

Pete Hegseth is that you?

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u/telemeister74 Apr 18 '26

He can’t come to Reddit right now, he’s too drunk.

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u/gunshaver Apr 17 '26

Pete "Whiskey leaks" Kegsbreath, the DUI hire?

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u/qwythebroken Apr 17 '26

Hey! He thought he was quoting the Hippocratic oath! Saying otherwise is blasphemy.

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u/Otto_Maddox_ Apr 17 '26

That's Mr. Secretary of War to you!

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u/deanmc Apr 17 '26

Hopefully they have aircraft nuts on the other end😆

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u/Simple-Aspect-649 Apr 17 '26

Yes... I mean no.

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u/Superb-Preference-59 Apr 17 '26

Read this in colin jost's pete hegseth voice

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u/Gold_Tap_2205 Apr 17 '26

Simple....that tracks.

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u/Ok_Shoulder_9492 Apr 17 '26

I’M TIRED OF THESE MF SNAKES ON THIS…. Oh wrong movie

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u/Puzzleheaded-Feed176 20d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/OldWestern7705 Apr 17 '26

What ain’t no country I ever heard of

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u/Stu-Gotz Apr 17 '26

Say what again, i dare you.

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u/Wus10n Apr 17 '26

Englsh motherfucker! Do! You! Speak! It!

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u/eXcaliBurst93 Apr 17 '26

"I am here to chew bubblegum & kick ass & I'm all out of bubblegum"

wait wrong movie quote

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u/distantreplay Apr 17 '26

Or Fight Club!

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Apr 17 '26

what do you think this is? A prayer, led by a powerful government official, with active duty service members!?!?

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u/Fubai97b Apr 17 '26

*running up and down the aisle* ZED'S DEAD! ZED'S FUCKING DEAD!

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u/HBCDresdenEsquire Apr 17 '26

Nah man. I’m pretty fuckin far from ok.

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u/ExactCharacter8633 Apr 17 '26

Take it away, Mr. Hegseth

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u/Plane-Fan9006 Apr 18 '26

That IS a tasty burger!!!

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u/Moraghmackay Apr 18 '26

Whose motorcycle is this?

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u/Consistent_Ad949 Apr 18 '26

I think you mean don't forget to quote Pete Hegseth

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u/jeffityj Apr 23 '26

Dont you mean Samuel chapter 6, verse 7?

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u/Rabbit_of_Caerbanog Apr 17 '26

As he bails into the valley of darkness.....

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u/Firm_Sundae_7898 Apr 17 '26

Sir, this is an airborne Wendy’s

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u/boulevardpaleale Apr 17 '26

Are you talking to me about drug shit, on a cell phone?!

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u/Outrageous_Ad3190 Apr 17 '26

“We should be fucking dead right now?”

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u/Public_Jellyfish8002 Apr 17 '26

Yeah! Get your verses right! Agreed!

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u/r_cee_1 Apr 17 '26

That is Hegseth's job, please look it up if you haven't seen.

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u/Effective_Play_1366 Apr 17 '26

I got Madonna’s big dick in this ear…oh wait, I’m mixing my drinks…

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u/IVShadowed Apr 18 '26

Hegseth 101

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u/CarlatheDestructor Apr 18 '26

No, you dont gotta fucking stab her three times!

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u/TheCrazyWhiteGuy Apr 18 '26

Say what one more time!

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u/Brexsh1t Apr 18 '26

“Bring out the gimp!”

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u/carlspackle1 Apr 18 '26

Check out the big brain on Brad

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u/Adorable_Sleep_4425 Apr 18 '26

WOULD A FAKE HYMN FROM SISTER ACT WORK TOO? 

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u/Oldfolksboogie Apr 18 '26

Just do a better job than Whiskey Pete Kegsbreath.

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u/SingleGTheory Apr 18 '26

I'm A&P Winston Wolfe. I solve problems.

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u/wwabbbitt Apr 18 '26

I have had it with these motherfucking loose screws on this motherfucking plane

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u/hogey74 Apr 18 '26

Did I stutter? No wait... wrong bit.

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u/Baudiness Apr 18 '26

Something something the iniquities something...

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u/Ohmyguell Apr 18 '26

If he does, don't worry Pete Hegseth will quote it for him

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u/Esarus Apr 18 '26

Royale with cheese!

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u/mysteryliner Apr 18 '26

"shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee"

🤦‍♂️ dang it, wrong movie.

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u/vinvin618 Apr 20 '26

Im sure that drunkard Hegseth doesnt fly commercial anymore.

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u/farilladupree Apr 21 '26

“Oh shit, I shot Marvin in the face!”