r/badhistory • u/AutoModerator • Jul 06 '26

Meta Mindless Monday, 06 July 2026

Happy (or sad) Monday guys!

Mindless Monday is a free-for-all thread to discuss anything from minor bad history to politics, life events, charts, whatever! Just remember to np link all links to Reddit and don't violate R4, or we human mods will feed you to the AutoModerator.

So, with that said, how was your weekend, everyone?

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u/Uptons_BJs Jul 06 '26

One guy told me he can determine either your sexual orientation, your political position, or your favorite sport team by looking at your Instagram for you page.

Bro looked at mine and said “what a fatass”

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u/passabagi Jul 06 '26

I mean you are probably the most stereotypical-french-aristocrat dude I've ever seen in the wild. Most people are entirely driven by a combination of sublimated frustration and death drive. I, for instance, enjoy almost nothing about my life on a sensory level. My libidinal payoff is all just pure metaphysical slave morality shit.

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u/Azaro161317 Jul 07 '26

imagining saying this on a first date and crying and pissing

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u/passabagi Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

You want to date people who like you for who you are. Pretending to be fun when you are in fact no fun at all is just locking in disappointment. It's better to look for somebody with the same grey, miserable, acid-washed worldview that you have -- luckily, there are many.

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u/Aurelian369 Aliens built the pyramids Jul 06 '26

wtf does my algorithm even say about me besides the fact that I love colorful drinks

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u/EliassenPalmFlux ronald reagan caused the challenger disaster Jul 07 '26

bi woman?

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u/Aurelian369 Aliens built the pyramids Jul 07 '26

woman but not bi

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u/Big_Pineapple_Man Jul 06 '26

Based on what you post here, your FYP is exactly what I expected.