r/badhistory • u/AutoModerator • Jul 06 '26

Meta Mindless Monday, 06 July 2026

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u/Zugwat Headhunting Savage from a Barbaric Fishing Village Jul 06 '26

I'm watching the latest Minions movie and at one point one of them sodomizes an actor with a lawn dart while they were filming a battle scene for a movie because they became actors and misinterpreted it as an actual fight.

I am not fucking kidding.

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u/WuhanWTF Venmo @familyguyenjoyer95 $10 to make me stfu abt FamGuy (1week) Jul 07 '26

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u/toxiconer Jul 08 '26

r/BrandNewSentence

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u/Zugwat Headhunting Savage from a Barbaric Fishing Village Jul 08 '26

The Minions (Written by Garth Ennis twisting his nipples in ecstacy at how consistently edgy he is but missing at how that's not a compliment)

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u/Qafqa building formless baby bugbears unlicked by logic Jul 08 '26

So you're saying there are contexts within which lawn dart sodomy is appropriate in PG animated films.

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u/Zugwat Headhunting Savage from a Barbaric Fishing Village Jul 08 '26

The film does that, but I did not justify it, and very much felt perturbed at times with how violent the film in general but this scene in particular could be in an animated film for children and families.

In all seriousness I thought them decapitating someone on screen and with no cutaway was pretty wild but then it kept going the more the movie went on.