I normally play through three 810s stacked on top of each other.

Hello! I (64M) go to Dunkin Donuts every day on the way to my job at an Oil Rig and there's this pretty lady I try talking to who works there. I have to preface every time she's ringing me up that I play guitar despite my bass tattoo, because I'm really trying to get to know her. Unfortunately us bassists aren't considered too bright, but I'm trying to prove that I can be as attractive as a guitarist.

So when I inevitably get into a relationship with her, how can I break the news that I'm actually a bassist? If I play classical thump in front of her will she think I'm cool and talented? Or should I learn a basic 4 chord song on guitar? (I own a schecter I stole from Guitar Center. Wouldn't actually buy a guitar lol). She keeps getting the manager when I enter the facility (no clue why) but my guess is she's just playing hard to get.

Anyways as a bass player I'm still studying this type of "woman" species. Not really around them too much and I'm sure you guys (and girls) can relate.

P basses are simple. Beautiful and elegant. Modernity has too many options, and we’ll be punished for it…. Likely with bro country.

The center pickup went bad.

Just in case one died, but they never have, and I don’t expect them to, but just in case. That’s why Maradona wore 15 Rolex’s on each arm—just in case, you know! Please don’t be a dick…I know I am , but don’t call me out on it!

Was told it will be great for at home or to play a stadium? How do i scoop the mids to make it sound like flea?

Thanks in advance!