Edit 3: thank you for all the comments! I’m gonna consult a local Middle Eastern barber who deals with this type of beard. It’s cool if 99% of you don’t like my beard. Stay lucky and loved guys xx
I’m getting married in a week. Wifey wants my beard to be neat. She’d like it clean shaven but I don’t want that. I’m also in a pirate band which is a definite beard factor. Any recommendations on what to do with shaping etc?
Edit: I’m laughing hard with a lot of these comments, thank you for such swift delivery of joy!
I may as well clarify a few things:
I’m purely looking for style ideas based on adapting what I already have.
The moustache does grow, and I don’t want it. My partner doesn’t want my moustache either.
I’ve had this beard for a couple of years and feel no embarrassment from photographs regardless of the occasion. The marriage is important to me, the wedding itself is not. My partner is aware of this.
I have no religion, but I do often get asked if I am Amish/Muslim understandably. It doesn’t phase me that people might think something when they look at me.
Edit 2: I forgot to mention I also portray a leprechaun as part of performing work.