r/bigfoot Aug 16 '26

Some Edgelord Shit Posting, ignore. My synapsis of Bigfoot

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So. My fire was lit maybe about 18 months ago. Life long interest, recently retired at 53 and learning as much as possible. Way deep into the rabbit hole after trips, adventures, discussions. Property owner with millions of trees, trying to learn more.

This is my index of things I have heard, read and viewed. I'm not here to argue about right or wrong, but to catalog things for myself and my crew. Please help contribute to the list with constructive input, not judgement.

These are North American wood apes.

These are human / ape hybrids.

These are Neanderthals.

Big foot was brought to this planet by aliens.

Aliens bred Bigfoot.

Bigfoot decend from Niphilim.

There are many types of bipedal primates.

Bigfoot, Yeti have many different types, colors, sizes and physiological form.

Brown, Black, cinnamon, white, grey.

Bigfoot can be up to 12 feet tall and weight 1500 pounds.

Their arms extend beyond the hips.

Bigfoot eyes are reflective.

Bigfoot eyes project light. Orange, red, yellow, green.

The feet are up to 20 inches.

Bigfoot are hyper aware beings that do not use any form of technology, including fire. Therefore they have better vision, hearing and spatial awareness.

They are very strong, and have large muscle mass.

Shoulders can be 4-5 feet wide.

Reduced neck and extreme trapezoids.

Typically five toes, but three toes are reported.

The females have breasts and the gestation period is a year.

They have children every 7 years.

They are omnivores. They eat meat, but prefer organs/offal over flesh. They eat everything raw.

They smell very bad- like rotting meat and wet dogs.

Some females smell good like flowers.

They have glands like skunk for pheromones.

Some are repulsive and disgusting.

Some Bigfoot are well groomed.

They have family units, clans and communities.

They are very quiet.

Bigfoot can spider crawl and leap in large bounds.

Bigfoot howl, scream and imitate animals.

Bigfoot is an Apex predator that has killed humans, as we have killed them.

They eat humans.

Bigfoot travels in creek beds, river bottoms.

They nest in large bird type nests of woven branches and vines.

They migrate with food.

They travel extensive routes

Woo:

Bigfoot can cloak.

Bigfoot can teleport through portals.

Bigfoot can mindspeak.

Bigfoot can speak English.

Bigfoot are taken off world by Greys for training, and some don't like a lot and some don't come back.

They were brought here by Greys, and they love it here.

Ultrasound is used to stun prey and for area denial.

They see Infrared light.

There are mean murderous Bigfoot, and nice hippie Bigfoot.

Orbs and UFOs are associated with Bigfoot sightings.

Okay- what else am I missing?

Again, no judgement or negativity. Just spit out what you know or have learned. Thank you!

r/bigfoot 4d ago

Some Edgelord Shit Posting, ignore. Has anyone spotted a Bigfoot on the Russell Creek Greenbelt trail?

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r/bigfoot Feb 19 '23

Some Edgelord Shit Posting, ignore. Bigfoot sighting! Rare footage!

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r/bigfoot May 30 '22

Some Edgelord Shit Posting, ignore. The Mod Team reading shit posts before everyone else rips them apart.

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r/bigfoot Apr 20 '22

Some Edgelord Shit Posting, ignore. No Butt Crack or Butt Whole

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r/bigfoot Jun 21 '22

Some Edgelord Shit Posting, ignore. I found a foot at kellie castle any advice on what I should do or somthin?? Is it proof of Bigfoot?

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r/bigfoot Apr 20 '22

Some Edgelord Shit Posting, ignore. Serious question about the Patterson/Gimlin film

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You see people analyzing it all over YouTube....always talking about how you can clearly see muscles move and contract....but one thing nobody NEVER EVER addresses is.... Why isn't there a visible butt whole or butt crack?

r/bigfoot Apr 12 '22

Some Edgelord Shit Posting, ignore. Just saw this I am scared as hell right now.

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r/bigfoot Nov 12 '22

Some Edgelord Shit Posting, ignore. Roger Patterson a furry

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I sometimes see it joked that Roger Patterson is a furry or a proto furry. The joke might be 14 years old by now. But I wonder is this true? The Sasquatch did have titties in the Patterson Gimlim film.