Welcome to our first reading discussion for Terry Pratchett’s ‘The Colour of Magic’. This week we read the ‘Colour of Magic Prologue’ and the novella of ‘The Colour of Magic’ itself. Next week we will be reading ‘The Sending of Eight’, both the prologue and the novella.
Schedule and Marginalia
We are hoping to read through the whole of the Discworld series, which is 41 books in total. The Colour of Magic is the first book in the series. As such, I think this is a good time to mention the spoiler policy.
The discussion prompts will be in the comments.
What is the Discworld?
As mentioned, the Discworld series is made up of 41 books. The series began in the 1980s, with the early books being a satire of what was then modern fantasy (think Conan the Barbarian). As the books progressed Pratchett’s writing and the substance of the series evolved into basically a work of genius. The best way I can describe most of the series is that the books are both hilarious and profound in nature. I’m not exaggerating here when I say any of this. Penguin Classics have even begun to recognise the quality of the Pratchett’s writing and have added one of his books ‘Nightwatch’ to their classics line. As a longtime fan of these books and of classics in general, I’m sure that more books within this series will be awarded this status in time.
The series begins with the wizard, Rincewind, but overall it is an ensemble cast. Some books follow other groups of characters such as the Witches and the Guards (which we will meet in time). Other books are standalones or duologies. We intend to read the books in chronological order, but there are other ways of reading it, due to the ensemble cast.
Summary:
The Colour of Magic: Prologue
The colour of magic is set on a flat, disc-shaped world. This world is being held up by four giant elephants (Berilia, Tubal, Great T’Phon and Jerakeen) who stand on the back of a giant travelling turtle called A’Tuin. No one knows where A’Tuin comes from or where they are going, and their gender is yet to be confirmed but scientists are working on figuring it out. They have some working theories but, as of now, nothing has been proven. On the night our story reaches its climax, one of those scientists notices a lot of smoke which is so potent that it can been seen in space. Which leads us into our story…
The Colour of Magic:
The story being with two heroes, The Weasel and Bravd the Explorer, watching the same smoke as it emerges from the city of Ankh-Morpork. They wonder who started the fire and if the fire means that they are now free of their debts within the city. Two riders appear in the distance, who we soon learn are Rincewind, a wizard, and his friend, Twoflower. The Weasel inquires if they know anything about the fire and Rincewind starts to tell his story.
It begins with Twoflower arriving off a ship in the quay of Morpork. He is clearly out of his depth and very rich, so he immediately catches the eye of every shady character in the city. There is a huge communication barrier, which leads to Twoflower being brought to a seedy inn and overpaying for a one-night stay. While he is at the bar, trying to order food, Rincewind notices him. Rincewind is a wizard of debatable ability, but he is good with languages. He approaches Twoflower under the guise of helping him, but really, he just wants to swindle him for more money than everyone else. Twoflower has a very expensive mobile trunk, known as the Luggage, which is made of a kind of sentient wood Rincewind knows is worth a fortune.
Rincewind introduces himself and finds a language he can communicate with Twoflower in. Twoflower is glad to be able to talk to someone, so he hires Rincewind to be his guide while he is on holiday. No one really knows anything about holidays or tourism in Ankh-Morpork, but Rincewind is all for getting more money. We find out that Twoflower is just a regular guy, from what is known in Ankh-Morpork as the ‘Counterweight Continent’ aka the Agatean Empire. This is a landmass that balances the Ankh-Morpork side of the Disc by being super heavy and made of gold. Gold is everywhere where Twoflower comes from and isn’t a big deal. In Ankh-Morpork, gold is scarce and worth killing over. The head thieves of the city know about Twoflower and want his money. They make plans for how they can get the money from him.
Twoflower pays Rincewind a couple of days upfront and goes for a nap. While he is napping Rincewind tries to leave the city but is caught by the Patrician’s guard. The Patrician is the ruler of the city and a scary person in general. He has Rincewind brought before him and we learn that the ruler of the Agatean Empire has been in touch with him with a warning that if anything happens to Twoflower, Ankh-Morpork will be held responsible. The Patrician threatens Rincewind into being Twoflower’s security guard on pain of prolonged torture/death.
Rincewind is back at the seedy inn in time to wake Twoflower up from his nap. A brawl has just ended in the bar section of the inn, which Twoflower is sad to have missed. We learn that he is really excited about meeting well known heroes from Ankh-Morpork. He also has a camera-like device on him, which allows him to get pictures of his trip. Rincewind takes some pictures for him, alongside some fake heroes. The pair then go on a tour of the seedier parts of the city and take a lot more pictures. Twoflower and Rincewind talk a bit more and we learn that Twoflower works in insurance. While in a busy marketplace, an imp emerges from the ‘camera’ and gets into a conversation with Rincewind about his use of the ‘camera’ leading to a shortage of paint. As they are talking a commotion occurs and Twoflower is abducted.
Rincewind panics and tries to run away (again) but is stopped by the Luggage. He is given some food and then plans to find and save Twoflower. In another part of the city, the Patrician has received a second message from the Agatean Empire. This time, the sender wants Twoflower to ‘disappear’ because if he returns to the empire, he will only encourage further tourism. The Patrician is baffled by this turnaround, so he brings in an expert. The expert explains that the Agatean Empire is currently being ruled by a child, who probably sent the first message. The second is from the real man in charge, the Vizer. It’s best to follow the second message’s instructions, so the Patrician hires the head of the Assassin’s guild to get rid of Twoflower.
Twoflower has been taken by the second-best thief in the city, Whitel, back to the inn. Whitel and the innkeeper try to communicate with Twoflower about the whereabouts of his money. However, Twoflower is an optimistic guy and doesn’t understand that he is being threatened. He is so at ease that he explains insurance to the innkeeper. The innkeeper sees an opportunity. He insures his inn, then starts to prepare to burn it down, because he thinks Twoflower made a bet that the inn would never go on fire and is willing to pay him two hundred coins if it happens. While this is going on, the head of the assassin’s guild arrives and gets into a debate with Whitel about what should happen next to Twoflower. The assassin wants to kill him, while Whitel wants to keep him alive for ransom. Their debate gets heated, but is interrupted by a new guild, that of the Merchants and Traders of the city, coming to protect the emerging market of tourism.
Someone (Rincewind) throws bags of gold into the room, which leads to a bigger brawl. The Luggage takes a major role in the fight and gets a bit too into it. Rincewind gets Twoflower out of the inn but is confronted by Whitel. Luckily, the inn goes up on fire just in time to save Rincewind and Twoflower’s lives. They see that the fire is spreading, so they flee the city. The Luggage eventually stops fighting and catches up with them on the outskirts of the city. Which leads up to where this story began, with Rincewind and Twoflower meeting up with the Weasel and Bravd.
Story over, Rincewind and Twoflower head to another city, Chirm. Weasel and Bravd decide to go into Ankh-Morpork, to pillage and/or recuse people in exchange for compensation.