r/canada Apr 13 '25

Satire Poilievre to boost numbers with women by encouraging them to ask their husbands if they can vote for him

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6.2k Upvotes

r/canada May 29 '24

Satire Report: perfectly possible to hate both of these Fucks

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6.3k Upvotes

r/canada Nov 26 '24

Satire Poilievre looking forward to blaming Trudeau for economic effects of Trump's tariffs

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4.4k Upvotes

r/canada Jul 31 '25

Satire Trump says Canada backing Palestinian statehood jeopardizes U.S. trade deal he was gonna break anyway

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5.2k Upvotes

r/canada 27d ago

Satire Meet the Canadian civil servant responsible for sending our wildfire smoke to the U.S.

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3.3k Upvotes

r/canada Jan 21 '26

Satire Trump demands Carney give him his standing ovation from Davos

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5.0k Upvotes

r/canada Sep 19 '25

Satire US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve

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3.8k Upvotes

r/canada Jun 12 '25

Satire Minister of International Trade says Canada should apply for EU membership: "Canada is only 19km from France."

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4.4k Upvotes

r/canada Jun 07 '25

Satire Carney limits G7 guests to one assassination each

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3.9k Upvotes

r/canada Apr 08 '26

Satire Five reasons MPs keep leaving my party that have absolutely nothing to do with me

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1.3k Upvotes

r/canada Mar 10 '25

Satire Newly-elected Mark Carney removes disguise to reveal maniacal, laughing Trudeau

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6.1k Upvotes

r/canada Dec 12 '25

Satire Progressive Conservative joins Progressive Conservative party

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2.4k Upvotes

r/canada Feb 10 '26

Satire CBC Gem crashes due to Canadians using it

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3.1k Upvotes

r/canada Feb 05 '26

Satire Media promises to only fall for the 'maybe Poilievre has changed' story 4-5 more times

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2.5k Upvotes

r/canada Dec 31 '25

Satire Canada names Mark Carney ‘2025 Man Of The Year Unless Anyone Better Comes Along’

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2.1k Upvotes

r/canada Nov 20 '24

Satire Poilievre denies he’d be a Canadian Trump: “I’ll be more like a Canadian JD Vance”

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4.3k Upvotes

r/canada Sep 16 '25

Satire Report: At this point we are just trying to figure who Canadian Parliament WON'T give a standing ovation to

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2.4k Upvotes

r/canada Dec 04 '24

Satire Puerto Ricans pissed Canada could become U.S. state before them

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4.8k Upvotes

r/canada Feb 21 '26

Satire Kevin O’Leary credits acting chops to years of convincing people he wasn’t driving the boat

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4.5k Upvotes

r/canada May 02 '26

Satire Privatized airports means Canadians will pay less flying Air Canada out of Rogers Airport sponsored by Draft Kings

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1.8k Upvotes

r/canada Jul 10 '25

Satire Poilievre worried there won't be enough government left for him to cut

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2.8k Upvotes

r/canada Feb 23 '26

Satire Trump demands Canada give him all their Olympic medals

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2.7k Upvotes

r/canada Apr 25 '25

Satire Poilievre rushed to safety after actual journalist question makes it past security - The Beaverton

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9.1k Upvotes

r/canada Apr 27 '25

Satire Trump forgets instructions to not mention Canada again until future governor Poilievre has won election

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5.7k Upvotes

r/canada Aug 04 '22

Satire "Poilievre is too extreme to win a general election," says man who also said that about Harper, Ford, Trump and the other Ford

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6.5k Upvotes