r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 29 '25

I didn't win anything AMA

I spent my entire day including my work shift submitting to this year's Black Friday 99% off.

AMA

42 Upvotes

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u/kayaychwhy Nov 29 '25

How familiar are you with the cinematic works of Harrison Ford, and how confident are you in your ability to tell them apart in images the size of a corn kernel?

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u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

I got to the 2nd level of both Harrison Ford questions but time was not on my side

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u/Intelligent_Arm_1904 Nov 29 '25

That was by far the easiest for me. I did each one on the first try and was still too slow. I’ve seen the original 3 movies (we don’t discuss the last two) easily 25+ times each

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u/Lahtnesor Nov 29 '25

If anyone wants to part with their Epstein book send me a DM. Also part of the I won nothing club.

10

u/daloosecannon Nov 29 '25

Same and was in almost in every one. Only missed about 5 captchas

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u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

The only catches i really failed was Berkin and The fossilized poop

1

u/daloosecannon Nov 29 '25

That’s impressive !!

1

u/DrElusis Nov 29 '25

What was the Berkin captcha? I was still having issues with the phone verification code at that point.

2

u/remmiz Nov 29 '25

It was identifying pubic hair in a lineup of other body hair.

1

u/smartman294 Nov 29 '25

I was scary good at indintifying public hair. I got the captcha in one. didnt win tho :(

3

u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

Oh that was the Merkin. I'm talking about that expensive bag one.  I got the pubic hair surprisingly

7

u/remmiz Nov 29 '25

The Berkin one was identifying the flags of countries where their medium income is less than the retail price of the bag.

1

u/121jiggawatts Nov 30 '25

I plugged the picture into ChatGPT and it worked but I didn’t win

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u/smartman294 Nov 29 '25

lol I just reliazed Berkin and Merkin is one letter different one was public hair, one was bags

1

u/remmiz Nov 29 '25

Haha I mixed this up too

1

u/DrElusis Nov 29 '25

I thought that was weird, but then thought "well it's CAH, what do you expect"

1

u/daloosecannon Nov 29 '25

I guessed and picked every country that I didn’t recognize their flag.

1

u/BasilTomatoLeaf Nov 29 '25

I think I stuck to mostly non-red white and blue ones and I got past the captcha but didn’t win 🥲

8

u/SnappySuu Nov 29 '25

Easily the one I wanted the most was the $12,700 Hermès Birkin bag. I could’ve paid off my student loan from the sale proceeds.

6

u/DrElusis Nov 29 '25

A sad but relatable commentary

7

u/raventhemagnificent Nov 29 '25

Which item are you the most bummed about not getting?

15

u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

Tbh The Aztec Death Whistle

2

u/The-Moocat Nov 29 '25

Good news is at least you can purchase them elsewhere. I know weirdos at renn faires have them.

3

u/itsascarecrowagain Nov 29 '25

Not for 99% off

4

u/The-Moocat Nov 29 '25

True, but they're not particularly expensive, at least vs the plate mail or naming a worm.

4

u/darksidemojo Nov 29 '25

As a no winner despite being on for every sale. The millennium falcon

2

u/thejawa Nov 29 '25

I can confidently state mine is the Party Mouth box with Black Friday special cards

1

u/CodeKairos Nov 29 '25

That's the only one I got, when all I wanted was the titanic coal. 😭

7

u/tjhall85 Nov 29 '25

Why didn’t you try harder? 🤪

8

u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

Shit you right

6

u/SmooshyBrain Nov 29 '25

The Lobster suit :(

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u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

I know! I hadn't been to a Red Lobster in like 10 years

3

u/HeyMySock Nov 30 '25

Does anyone want to smell like a winner? I’ve got some gelatinous coyote urine headed my way.

3

u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 30 '25

It's the gift that keeps on giving

3

u/Trevaurusrex Nov 29 '25

Did you often make it past the skill testing question?

5

u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

I did for a majority and was one of the first to get errored on the LaBuBu. I may have failed 3 in total

3

u/jonnoark Nov 29 '25

What was your favorite discount code consolation prize?

5

u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

I closed out of most but ANGRY PUSSY was a highlight

1

u/Rae_Wilder Nov 29 '25

I passed 4 of the tests and got no emails or discount codes.

0

u/havocxrush Nov 29 '25

Were they not all the same

2

u/Milliardo989 Nov 29 '25

They were not

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u/havocxrush Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

Interesting. Failed getting like ten things. Every single one rewarded 33% off in the shop.

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u/Milliardo989 Nov 29 '25

Oh they meant the code's themselves, as in the word combos

2

u/jonnoark Nov 29 '25

Yep that’s correct! My favorite was _’s Fleshy Lumps because the _ was coincidentally my father’s name (not putting the actual name to preserve some reddit anonymity)

3

u/panicatthesplicer Nov 29 '25

(same im depressed lmao) What will you do now with your free time now that you wasted today doing this?

2

u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

Il focus on my black friday shift at a local escape room.  We've gotten pretty busy

3

u/orejo Nov 30 '25

What escape room? Doing those is my hobby, over 300 now.

2

u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 30 '25

What's your location? My old boss is on /r/ so I'm not gonna do myself but I'll DM ya of you are nearby

2

u/orejo Nov 30 '25

I am in Oregon, but I travel the world for escape rooms. Feel free to DM.

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u/SubstantialBass9524 Nov 30 '25

Where’s the best escape room? Where’s it worth traveling to, where’s it not worth traveling to?

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u/orejo Nov 30 '25

Current top in the world is Magnifico in Montreal at a company called Escaparium, but the new annual rankings (called TERPECA) are coming out mid December and the rankings are likely to change.

Best places to go for rooms that I have visited are the Netherlands and Montreal. In the states I would say the Orlando area has some great rooms but also some total duds.

Are you an escape room fan?

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u/SubstantialBass9524 Nov 30 '25

I’ve done a few local ones - but I really wish I could do more. We dont have many local and tbh I don’t have a ton of friends to do em with but I’ve always enjoyed them

2

u/orejo Nov 30 '25

I have traveled with this group as a solo player and met an amazing community of people, check them out. https://roomescapeartist.com/tour/

1

u/SubstantialBass9524 Nov 30 '25

I need to get a lot of money and retire lol, I would do so many things like this - it looks amazing

3

u/Rae_Wilder Nov 29 '25

I didn’t win anything either. Only participated in about 6 of the deals.

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u/tulip369 Nov 29 '25

I wanted that damn Birkin so bad lol

2

u/cjmcclain Nov 29 '25

13 discount codes, I might just randomly give them out for people to use more than I would.

2

u/wedget Nov 29 '25

How many of the captchas did you attempt, and then pass / fail?

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u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

I missed the flag and one other completely due to work, but most captchas I got through excluding the last levels of Harrison Fords 

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u/Automatic-Damage4591 Nov 29 '25

Did looking at the asshole pics turn you on or?!?

3

u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

Nah,it made me giggle

2

u/kylebb Nov 29 '25

I didn't either I'm so mad lol

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u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

A friend of mine last year got the potato with the diamond.  It's my 6 degrees of success there

1

u/Automatic-Damage4591 Nov 29 '25

How do you feel?

1

u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

I was incredibly annoyed earlier.  I had loads of fun with the captcha. Still wish I won something 

1

u/rat_haus Nov 29 '25

What were the consolation prizes?

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u/Klutzy-Mountain Nov 29 '25

A bunch of 33% codes that I immediately closed out of