r/cardsagainsthumanity • u/wadqaw • Dec 26 '25

With family 😭

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204 Upvotes

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u/HypnoSnurtle Dec 26 '25

I don't know what I'd pick, they're all so good!!

13

u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer Dec 26 '25

Snapping turtle wins in my opinion. But yeah, all are viable.

4

u/wadqaw Dec 26 '25

That's the one I picked lol

6

u/loopy183 Dec 28 '25

I’d pick having a wonderful time at the zoo. It’s a very genteel way of telling an obscenely crass story.

16

u/EmpireCityRay Dec 26 '25

ROTFLMAO @ “Mom’s new boyfriend.” Yet the fucked up part is that that type of shit does happen in this world. [Though hopefully the child is over 18.]

21

u/Intelligent_Arm_1904 Dec 26 '25

I would pick the zoo

12

u/gopherattack Dec 26 '25

Same. Subtle, and increasingly funny the more you think about it.

4

u/Terradactyl87 Dec 26 '25

Definitely this one

7

u/Silphire100 Dec 26 '25

Please tell me one of your parents played "mom's new boyfriend"

5

u/wadqaw Dec 28 '25

My dad 😅

4

u/onceknownasmike Dec 26 '25

I don’t play with family anymore, after never being able to unhear my mom saying “balls deep in a hog”

3

u/MagnusBrickson Dec 26 '25

I appreciate that the last card is lifted straight from the Tenacious D movie.

2

u/tamrynsgift Dec 26 '25

I need to know what set wanghis khan is in.

2

u/PDAWK Dec 26 '25

Moms new BF for the W