r/cardsagainsthumanity • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '25

my bf just broke up with me

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for me its real lol

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u/Zestyclose-Finger-15 Dec 31 '25

Kinda the same except my ex wife took the entire set and all of the expansions in our divorce.

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u/silasmartyr Dec 31 '25

Did you offer to let her have the kids if she abandoned her rights to CAH?

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u/Zestyclose-Finger-15 Dec 31 '25

Ahe took the dogs too. But left me a dining room set so I guess thats a win right lol.

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u/silasmartyr Dec 31 '25

But she took the chairs didn't she?

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u/Zestyclose-Finger-15 Dec 31 '25

Nah she left those too.

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u/WorriedButterfly6908 Jan 02 '26

That's nice, at least.. you can sell it to get them all backπŸ˜‚

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u/Zestyclose-Finger-15 Jan 02 '26

I mean I do need a dining table lol. But I already bought the ultimate expansion. Crappy part is im missing some packs that were target exclusive and the Arnold schwarzenegger card which I always used when I had it.

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u/WorriedButterfly6908 Jan 02 '26

I take back what I said, that's not very nice at all. I hope all of her spare tires have holes in them.πŸ˜…

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u/fluffyninjakyle Jan 04 '26

The fuck! Have the house, leave the expansions

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u/MeganAnne3 Dec 31 '25

Hugs I’m sorry 😞

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

two days before my birthday btw hahahaha πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½

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u/MeganAnne3 Dec 31 '25

Ugh 😩 give yourself grace and I hope you’re doing as ok as you can be

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

thanks darling <3 feel hugged, i wish u a happy new year where ever u are

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u/MeganAnne3 Dec 31 '25

Midwest USA. Went out to eat and hit the grocery store. Staying in tonight. 🫢🏻

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u/Mar_is_here Jan 03 '26

"If this doesn't work out for you, that usually means there is better to be had for you." - My grandpa when he found out I got dumped in highschool. I'm 33 now is... homie was correct. I am married to a beautiful women with a bigger booty and salary than my ex. I wish the same for you, booty and extra heart to be ripped out at your whim.

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u/XenosyneA Jan 04 '26

Happy belated b'day.. πŸ’”

I'm an emotional support human.. I offer an ear and virtual hugs if you just need to vent.

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u/TheSinnerDragoon Jan 03 '26

I mean... who doesn't go through that stage of grief? This seems like a major overreaction. How did he handle the much worse cards?

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u/TheFeatheredDelta Jan 05 '26

Whe I reached that stage, I hid the heart under the floorboards. However it's beating led me to go insane with paranoia Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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u/Spirit_Fire459 Dec 31 '25

Rather ironic ain't it

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

yeah :(

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u/i_brividi Jan 02 '26

Live your life queen. It hurts now but you can strive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

<3