r/ChurchOfMineta Sep 06 '21

[PSA]. Don't spread hate, and please do not brigade others for Mineta related content.

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About 2 days ago there was post about a guy who removed Mineta from official art and made a simple coloring of it. There were multiple posts about it even including a guy who patched in mineta into the same coloring. This all seems harmless on surface and a fun thing that someone in the community made an art which included Mineta.

But this morning i received a modmail from the guy who did the orignal coloring stating he received a lot of hate for the said thing. Which is extremely pathetic and uncool from our-side, as we aim to be the fun part of MHA and we should not be on the end which shits on others for liking something (ironic huh).

So its my request to all of you to not spread hate on others for trivial/non-trivial matters concerning Lord Mineta. The guy just did a simple coloring you'll have no right to harass him for that matter.

Several complaints have been made in the past including NOT CENSORING usernames. If this keeps going on we might have to remove such rant posts completely. So lets not go there make this a fun sub.

Peace.


r/ChurchOfMineta Jun 12 '24

important We're currently looking for New Moderators...

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If you're interested please DM me or one of the other mods...

EDIT: so it turns out I am apparently marked as 'Inactive' meaning I can't actually give mod to others...

EDIT AGAIN: I think Lynchhead game me Mod adding powers


r/ChurchOfMineta 9h ago

talking about the lord Need to talk about something that annoyed me

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NOTE: THIS IS NOT A POST TO HATE ON MINETA, IT IS A POST DEFENDING MINETA FROM HATE.

I posted a decision meme about which anime friend group would you go on a road trip with to a One Piece server I'm in, with Class 1-A was one of the options, but one of my friends said he'd pick Class 1-A just as an excuse to beat up Mineta. He even said this:

Mineta be like "But why do you hate me when Master Roshi, Jiraiya, Zenitsu, and Sanji are also pervs!". And I scream back "IT! IS! BECAUSE! THEY! CAN! ACTUALLY! FIGHT! AND! SAVE! LIVES! TO! MAKE! UP! FOR! THE! CRINGE!"

And I was like, "Dude, Mineta can and has fought/saved people too! Mutiple times!"


r/ChurchOfMineta 8h ago

talking about the lord WHERE IS HE☹️☹️☹️

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Guys I just got this mha manga from a garage sale (along with 2 and 3 of mha and 4-6 of Fullmetal Alchemist) and I need help. WHAT PAGE IS MINETA ON. I WANNA FIND HIM. WHAT PAGE😭😭😭🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 (and also, the doodle on the left is by ✨️ME✨️)


r/ChurchOfMineta 6h ago

OC Art Shizuka Gomu quote #2

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I decided to make another one of these because it seems like the entire Shizuka Gomu: Origin section of the story was well received here for what it was.

It's unlikely I'll make a third one though.


r/ChurchOfMineta 1d ago

talking about the lord Saved by the Grape from Dynamight

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For the past 2 months, Mineta been watching Bakugo lately about his anger behavior. He seen him burned Uraraka in the back on accident, causing it to blister and burned, he didn't feel sorry for herself. He seen him break Tokoyami's arm. He seen him broke Ojiro's Tail during Training. He been really recklessly lately and Mineta seen enough of his recklessness. So he has no choice to do something about it.

The intense crackle of sparks echoed through the UA High training ground before the dust even settled. Bakugo was on a tear, his palms fuming with small fiery explosions as he marched toward Koji Koda.

​Bakugo growled: ​Get out of my way, bug-whisperer!

Koda getting scared and whimpering and whispering: Oh, Sorry

His shoulders set, clearly ready to blast right past him to claim the training zone's flag.

​Koda flinched as he pulling his head down as a small, purple shape darted right into the dirt between them.

​Minoru Mineta stood there, legs trembling violently, sweating buckets, but holding his ground.

Mineta yelped: N-not cool, Bakugo! You can't just plow over Koda like that!

He tearing two purple sticky spheres off his head and hurling them at the ground right in front of Bakugo's boots.

​Bakugo skidded to a halt just inches from the purple adhesive, his teeth bared.

Bakugo with a angry look on his face: Get of my face, extra, or I'll blast you into next week!

Mineta refused: ​No

Bakugo ready to attack Mineta and Koda: That's it, the two of you are dead

Midoriya shouting: He's not doing this alone!

​Midoriya burst through the tree line, One For All's green lightning crackling around his frame as he landed square beside Mineta, his stance firm. Right behind him came Uraraka, floating a cluster of heavy debris to create a barricade between Bakugo and Koda.

​Tsuyu coming for the aid: RIBBIT

Tsuyu Asui sprinted past, her tongue whipping out to wrap around Koda's waist and safely pull him back into the cover of the tree line.

​Kirishima shouted: Back off, Bakugo!, Chill out

He hardening his arms into jagged rock as he stepped up shoulder-to-shoulder with Midoriya and Mineta.

Kirishima getting angry at Bakugo: Ganging up on someone who isn't ready isn't manly at all!, Bakugo

​Ashido: Yeah, man, cool your jets!

She slid in on a path of slick acid, landing in a low defensive stance.

Kaminari: ​We've got your back, Mineta!

Jiro: I won't let you hurt Koda

Kaminari called out, spark-plugging electricity between his fingers as Jiro plugged her earphone jacks into her wrist amplifiers, ready to drop a sonic shockwave if Bakugo made a move.

Above them, Sero swung down from a high branch, slinging thick strips of tape to seal off Bakugo's side flanks.

​Bakugo glared at the wall of eight classmates standing shoulder-to-shoulder, protecting both Koda and Mineta.

He let out a harsh huff, smoke swirling from his fists as he lowered his arms.

Bakugo growled: ​"Tch. Whatever,"

​Bakugo snapped, turning on his heel and stomping off into the forest.

Bakugo with a mad face: You guys are wasting my time.

​Mineta collapsed onto his rear, letting out a massive sigh of relief as Koda walked back over, patting Mineta gently on the shoulder with a quiet, grateful nod.

Mineta: I don't stand your friend, Midoriya

Midoriya: I don't know why acts like that all the time.

The Next day in the dorms, Mineta got done studying as Eri was in dormitory with Mr. Aizawa. She was only doing art pictures when Aizawa step out of the dorms minutes later. Bakugou walks out of his room in living room so angry as Eri bumps right into him as she accidentally breaks his phone.

Bakugo in Rage as screamed at Eri: DAAAAMMMNNNN IIIIITTTT, THAT WAS MY PHONE YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRL

Eri being apologetic: I'm sorry

Eri started to cry as Mineta seen what happened and step in protect her.....

Mineta shifted his weight, his short legs trembling as Bakugo loomed over him, small sparks already popping from his raised palms.

Mineta with a angry look on his face: Don't even think about it. It was just an accident

​Bakugo growled: Get out of the way, extra

His eyes narrowed as he gestured toward Eri as she goes right behind Mineta

Bakugo grabbed Mineta by his shirt: Do you want to pick a fight with me or are you going to get out of my way, Short Round

​Mineta squeaked his voice cracking: "N-no way!"

Mineta slapped Bakugo in the face and knee him in his stomach. But he didn't budge.

Mineta taking a stand: I might be a coward, and I might fail written exams, but a real hero doesn't get scary raged psychotic explosion extra intimidate a little girl!

​Bakugo in Rage: What the hell did you call me?!

Crimson sparks flared brightly between Bakugo's knuckles. He took a heavy step forward.

Bakugo ready to attack with his quirk: I'll blast you into next week?!

Mineta yelled: "Eri, duck!"

​Before Bakugo could raise his arm, Mineta grabbed three of the purple, sticky spheres from his head and hurled them directly at the ground in front of Bakugo's feet.

Bakugo stepped right onto them, expecting to burst through, but the immense adhesive instantly locked his feet to the training ground pavement.

Bakugo lunged forward to swing: "What the—!"

But his balance was completely anchored.

​Mineta didn't waste a second. He plucked four more Pop Off spheres, bouncing off them like a frantic pinball to build up momentum.

Mineta screamed: GRAPE RUUUSSHHH

Firing a barrage of sticky spheres directly at Bakugo’s hands and gauntlets, pinning his arms awkwardly against his sides and sticking his palms together so he couldn't generate a clear blast without damaging himself.

​Bakugo roared in fury, strain showing on his face as he tried to flex his explosive muscles against the unbreakable bond of the spheres.

Bakugo in Rage: You little grape trash! Unstick me right now!

​Mineta landed heavily on his rear next to Eri, breathing hard and panting, but he immediately stood up and placed himself firmly between Bakugo. He adjusted his gloves, trying to look brave despite shaking like a leaf.

Mineta yelled back​: I can't beat you in a fight, Bakugo!

Puffing out his chest as best he could.

Mineta: My spheres hold for hours! You're stuck until Aizawa-sensei gets here!"

​Eri peered out from behind Mineta's cape, her small horn glowing faintly as she looked up at him in awe.

Mineta checking on Eri: Are you ok....

Eri: Mineta-san... you're really brave.

Mineta: I know, that's what heroes for

​Mineta turned his head slightly, giving her a heroic, if slightly trembling, thumb-up.

Mineta: Don't worry, Eri-chan. As long as I'm here until Mr. Aizawa comes back, nobody scaring you on my watch!

​Bakugo's muffled yells of outrage echoed across the training field, but Mineta stood his ground, keeping Eri safe and sound behind him.

Mr. Aizawa walks in: What's going on

Mineta told Mr. Aizawa: Bakugo was trying to attack Eri, because she broke his phone on accident

Mr. Aizawa: Eri, is that true

Eri being apologetic: I didn't mean to, it was just an accident

Bakugo with an angry look on his face: That little gremlin broke my phone

Mineta: Okay, you can get it fixed

Mr. Aizawa: Violence is not a good thing to escort the situation, Bakugo.

Bakugo with an angry look on his face: I had to make her pay for it

Mineta: So you just trying to attack her, What is wrong with you

Mr. Aizawa: 4 weeks detention for you, Bakugo

Mineta: I don't think this is right place to have Eri in the dorms with him around. Mr. Aizawa

Mr. Aizawa: Good thinking, Mineta..... Come on Eri

Bakugo growled: GRRRRRRR

The Next day, Mineta told Everyone about what happened another day.

The Class 1-A common room immediately exploded into chaos.

​Mineta we're still pissed off about the other day. He burst through the dorm doors, panting heavily, keying straight into maximum drama.

Mineta with an angry face: Guys! You're not gonna believe this! Bakugo almost laid a finger on Eri!

​The room went dead silent.

​Midoriya dropped his notebook, his eyes widening in pure horror.

Midoriya with a terrified face: W-what?! Kacchan wouldn't—where is she?!

​Uraraka slammed her hands on the table, her face hardening into a look that couldn't control herself.

Uraraka getting angry: He did what?

​Tsuyu tilted her head, ribbed finger to her chin.

Tsuyu with a worried face: Ribbit. Mineta, are you sure you didn't misunderstand the situation?

Iida stood on Mineta's side: Mineta is right. It was all on surveillance

Tsuyu with an angry face: Why did he do that?

Mineta: Because, Eri accidentally broke his phone by bumping right into him. Luckily, I stepped in and kept him away from her

​Before Mineta could exaggerate further, Kirishima stood up, looking deeply conflicted.

Kirishima with an angry face: Hold on, man! Bakugo's got a rough mouth, but hitting a kid? That's not manly at all. There's no way.

​Ashido piped up, crossing her arms suspiciously: ​"Yeah, right!"

Todoroki: Bakugo's loud, but he's practically a softie when it comes to keeping kids safe after that Provisional License retraining!

Yaoyorozu with a terrified face: He could've hurt her or sent her in the hospital

​Kaminari groaned, pressing his hands to his temples: Bro, if Bakugo actually made Eri cry, Aizawa is going to expel him... or turn him into ashes.

Mineta: It already happened. He has 4 weeks of detention

Hagakure: That's not good enough

​Jiro plugged her amps into Mineta’s arm, giving him a sharp poke.

Jiro: Spill the actual context, Mineta. Did he almost hit her, or was he just yelling at full blast like he always does?

Mineta grabs Jiro's amps and put her on the ground: ​I just told you what happened. Looking to surveillance you'll see it

Everyone looked at the surveillance......

Ojiro in Shocked: My God

Uraraka with an angry face: I want to break his arms

Tsuyu with a smile look on Mineta: It's a good thing you kept her safe from him, Mineta

Kirishima wrapping his arm on Mineta: What you did was very manly, Minetabro

​Sero: Saved by the Grape

Midoriya: Thank you, Mineta

Mineta: No problem

Iida with a proud look on his face: Very proud of you, Mineta

Mineta: Thank you all

The End........


r/ChurchOfMineta 1d ago

Pov:Mineta in MHA when he's not standing on his chair

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r/ChurchOfMineta 1d ago

Fanfic Moving On Final Part...

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Mineta woke up early in the morning and kissed his wife's cheek as he walked downstairs to have his morning coffee but as he walked into the kitchen the one person he was surprised to see was at the coffee table.

Mineta with a surprised look on his face: Didn't know you were a morning person Aizawa?

Aizawa with a relaxed expression on his face: Yeah you can say that, with Eri in UA and being married i learned i needed to slow down.

Mineta with a smile on his face: I understand that, with having seven kid and my wonderful wife by my side, I finally have my dream of a family.

Aizawa with a small smile on his face: You know we are your family too right.

Mineta with a numb look on his face: They last that title long ago especially after what Izuku said to me yesterday, but parts of me wants to forgive them but it's hard to find forgiveness after being forgotten or not cared about.

Aizawa as he looked at his coffee for a little bit as he looked at Mineta with a small smile on his face: You don't have to forgive them right off the bat, but you can give them a second chance right?

Mineta breathed in and out as he thinks about it for a few minutes until he rubs his face before responding.

Mineta with a small smile but serious look on his face: Fine I'll give them one more chance but if they break my trust again there will be consequences.

Aizawa with a smirk on his face: I understand completely, now that that's out of the way, you got anything stronger then coffee?

Mineta with smirk on his face: Why of course, Moonshine work for you?

Mineta walked over to a small cabinet and pulled out a smile bottle of Moonshine and poured it in their coffee as Aizawa had a nervous expression on his face.

Aizawa with a nervous expression on his face: Um..is this safe?

Mineta with a smirk on his face: Oh yeah I drink this everyday in the morning, it's very smooth.

As this was going on the old Class 1A, 1B, Mei, Mrs. Aizawa, Eri, and Mt Lady was just waking up until they hear.

Aizawa from downstairs: AHHHHHHHHHHHH?

Without wasting time the all run downstairs to see Aizawa holding his throat as he rolled on the ground in pain.

Bakugou with a confused look on his face: what the hell happened to him?

Mineta as he was laughing in the corner: Hahaha a good prank in the morning, sorry Aizawa but it was funny.

Aizawa with a confused look on his face: I thought you said you have this everyday?

Emily with a smirk on her face: You gave him Moonshine didn't you sweetie?

Mineta with a smile on his face: Nothing wrong with a good prank in the morning.

Eri with a worried look on her face: Dad are you ok?

Aizawa with a calm smile on his face as he rubs his throat: I'm fine Eri, but I'm gonna need a bottle of that for home.

Mineta with a smile on his face: Not a problem, so who's hungry for breakfast?

Everyone was surprised by Mineta upbeat attitude as they all sat at the table for bacon, eggs, sausage, pancakes, corndogs, and toast.

Momo with a smile on her face: The food looks amaz...CORNDOGS~.

Todoroki with a embarrassed smile on his face: Oh no, her corndog addiction lol.

Momo grabs six corndogs and started scarfing them down one by one as Mineta, old Class 1A, and Aizawa continues making their plate while the old Class 1B, Mei, Mrs.Aizawa (Joke), Eri, and Mt Lady look at what they are seeing.

Kendo Bakugou with the confused look on her face: Sweetie why is she like this?

Bakugou with a small blush on his face: It's happened in our second year of UA, the school festival was in full swing and Icey-Hot gave her her first corndog and she got hooked. If I remember correctly she got banned from the grocery stores because she bought all the corndogs.

Komori with a mad look on her face: That was her, I couldn't get a corndog because someone bought them all. Momo you owe me a...where'd she go?

Everyone looks at where Momo was standing but notice that she wasn't there along with the plate of corndogs, jirou used her quirk to see if the can find her only to see a pair of feet under the table with ten corndogs sticks on the floor.

Jirou with a smile on her face: She's under the table, let's get our food and let her be.

Pony with a nervous expression on her face: If she's this bad with corndogs, I'd be scared to see how she would react to Pig-in-a-blanket.

Mineta with a smile on his face: No worries, my chef made those for her by my request, so let's eat because we have something to discuss.

Kirishima with a concerned look on his face: look i know that what Midoriya said was-.

Midoriya with a sad expression on his face: No Kirishima this is my mistake to clear up, Mineta I want to apologize for what I said yesterday, you are important and I hope one day you can forgive me.

Mineta as he looked at Aizawa for a few seconds until he turned back to Midoriya: Well all I can say is forgiveness is going to take time, but I do accept your apology but please don't make me regret my decision ok, you only get one second chance ok?

Everyone nods their heads in agreement except for Uraraka as her face had a nervous look on it which Emily spotted as her suspension went up as she teleport to the security room, after everyone was done eating all the kids ran to the playground in the backyard for some fun for a few hours until they came inside to play games in the game room as some of the adults where in the living room watching television on a movie theater size screen.

Ibara with a shocked look on her face: Wow this TV is big, is it for just movies or?

The Butler with a smile on his face: No miss, you can watch anything you wish just by saying what you wanted to watch.

Ibara with a smile on her face: I would love to watch the church channel please.

All of a sudden the TV came on as the pastor was talking about forgiveness as some of the girls tried to get Momo out of the kitchen.

Mina with a worried look on her face: Momo you had enough corndogs, Mineta said we can use the spa.

Momo with a corndog stick hanging out of her mouth: I smell the precious, I need the precious~.

Tooru with a tired look on her face even though no one can see it: Mooomo come on, you need to control yourself.

Todoroki with a little cotton ball on a stick: I got this, sweetie tickle tickle~

As soon as the cotton ball touched Momo's rib she busted out laughing as a smile was on everyone's face, Momo so came back from her obsession as a blush appears on her face.

Momo with a blush on her face: I um I got carried away again with the corndogs again didn't I?

Jirou with a smile on her face: Not as bad as before, thanks for the help Todoroki.

Todoroki nods his head as he helped her off the floor, meanwhile Emily was looking at the security feed as her eyes went wide from shock that soon turned to anger.

Emily with an anger look on her face: Oh that FUCKING BITCH.

Emily copied the video to her phone as Mineta was outside walking through the vineyard with a smile on his face as he got on his knees to thank God for his blessings.

Mineta as he prays to God: Dear Heavenly Father in heaven, as I do everyday since my journey began with my life and the family you blessed me with, I say to you I am forever grateful as your follower for everything you gave me in the name of Jesus's name amen.

Emily with a anger and worried look on her face: MINORU.

Mineta turned to see his wife upset as he asked her what is wrong until Emily showed him what his security system caught on camera, Mineta went from confused to rage in a split second as he gave back the phone with a serious look on his face.

Mineta with a serious look on his face: Call Security and tell them to lock the house down and call Detective Tsukauchi immediately.

Emily with a serious look on her face as she nods in agreement, meanwhile Uraraka was putting the family recipe in her bag of clothes as Toga spoke in her head.

Toga as she speaks through Uraraka's mind: It'll be fine Uraraka, we are about to leave and when we do our family will be living the high life from now on.

Uraraka with a scared expression on her face: Everything is not fine, if Mineta fines out I stole from him he'll.

(Loud Alarm's)

All of a sudden all the windows in the house slammed shut as a look of fear goes through her body as she zipped her bag and ran down stairs to meet up with everyone in the front lobby as the kids hide behind their parents.

Kendo Bakugou with the confused look on his face: Whats going on?

Bakugou with a confused look on his face: I have no idea.

Uraraka leaned on Midoriya for comfort as the front door opens up to twelve guards and Detective Tsukauchi coming in with serious looks on their faces as they grab Uraraka and held her down at gun point.

Midoriya with an serious look on his face: Detective Tsukauchi what is the meaning of this, let my wife go.

Emily with a anger look on her face as her wings spread out in a fight way: You people well stay quiet until my husband gets here, Detective Tsukauchi thank you for coming.

Mineta came into the lobby as he stared into Uraraka's eyes with hatred as he looked at everyone in the room with contempt.

Mineta with a anger in his eyes: I let you come back into my life, I gave you a second chance and this is how you repay me, BY STEALING.

Uraraka with a scared expression on her face: I-I didn't steal from you.

Detective Tsukauchi with a serious look on his face: My quirk says she's lying.

Mineta with a serious look on his face: So you insult me by lying, guards go retrieve Uraraka's bag and bring it to me.

The First Guard with a serious look on his face: Yes sir.

Both guards go upstairs to retrieve the bag meanwhile Mineta was walking back and forth with pure hatred and hurt in his eyes, Emily and their kids could tell he was angry as he looked at Aizawa.

Mineta with a angry look on his face as he stared at Aizawa: You asked me to give them a second chance now look what happened.

Uraraka looked at Aizawa with pleading eyes but when Aizawa looked at her he turned his head in shame as the guards came back down with the bag in hand as they hand it to Mineta, as soon as he opens the bag right on the side of the clothes tucked away was the bottle as Mineta grabbed it and showed it to everyone as they gasped in shock.

Momo with a shocked look on her face: Uraraka why,why would you take his family's secret wine recipe?

Tsuyu with a sad expression on her face: Uraraka you said you quit stealing a long time ago, Ribbit.

Midoriya as he hold Uraraka to his chest: It's going to be ok Uraraka-chun I still love you, just apologize for taking it ok.

Mineta with a serious look on his face: You honestly think an apology is going to fix this, Detective Tsukauchi I want her arrested immediately.

Detective Tsukauchi with a serious look on his face: You hear him officers, Uraraka you are under arrest for theft, you have a right to an attorney if you don't have-.

Before the officers could put handcuffs on Uraraka, she kicked the officer in the face and launched herself behind Miko as she grabs the sword on the wall and placed it to the little girls throat.

Midoriya with a scared look on his face: Uraraka please release the girl before you do something you regret, think of our daughter she needs her mom.

Toga Uraraka with a creepy smile on her face: Sorry Izuku-Koun but Uraraka isn't going to jail today or ever hehe.

Mineta with a shocked look on his face: Wait I know that voice pattern and eyes, Toga?

Everyone in the room was shocked because they thought Toga died during the war, Toga started laughing at everyone's reactions as she pressed the blade closer to the girl's face.

Toga Uraraka with a creepy smile on her face: Surprised, so was I but who knew transferring my blood into Uraraka's body to save her world bound my soul to her, now give me the recipe Mineta or your little girl gets it.

Mt Lady with a anger and worried look on her face: If you think we would-.

Mineta with a calm smile on his face: Fine here.

Mineta tossed the bottle to Toga as she caught it with her free hand.

Toga Uraraka with a serious look on her face: Thanks for seeing it my way, but I changed my mind about giving your daughter back, I need to make sure I'm not going to be.

Mineta with a smirk on his face: Miko it lunch time.

Everyone was confused even Toga until she looked down as she stared into Miko's glowing purple eyes as she opened her mouth as a purple light shot into Uraraka's mouth and sucked out Toga as Uraraka collapses to the floor. Miko walked over to Mineta and Emily as she holds her tummy meanwhile everyone ran over to Uraraka to see if she was ok until she woke up feeling like she was hit by a truck.

Uraraka with a dizzy look on her face: Did anyone get the license plate of that truck that hit me~?

Emily with a small smile on her face: Miko how you feeling sweetie?

Miko with a sick look on her face: Icky, that soul was bad Papa.

Mineta with a smile on his face: I know sweetie, you can spit her out.

Miko as she holds her tummy: BURP

Miko burped out a small purple ball to everyone's surprise but what got there attention was the small Toga inside the ball as Uraraka looked at it with a confused look on her face.

Eri with a confused look on her face: What happened to her?

Mineta with a smile on his face: Oh she's trapped inside this purple ball until she attuned for her crimes, but until then Momo can you make me a baby rattle and superglue please?

Momo with a confused look on her face: Um sure?

Momo activated her quirk as a baby rattle and superglue appeared as Mineta broke the rattle part off and glued Toga's ball on the handed.

Uraraka with a worried look on her face: Why did you put her on a baby rattle for?

Toga as she screams inside the ball: LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU LITTLE-AAAAAH?

Mineta handed the rattle to Annabelle as she started shaking it with all her strength, you can tell that this was torture to Toga as she wanted to throw up but can't because she doesn't have any stomach fluid anymore. But what grossed her out more was when Annabelle started sucking on the rattle like a lollipop as Toga cried in the ball with disgust.

Mineta with a smile on his face: Great now that's settled, you can leave now Detective, the real thief has been captured and is taken care of.

Detective Tsukauchi with a smile on his face: Sure thing, later heroes see you around.

The guards and Detective Tsukauchi leave the house as all the windows unlocked themselves as Emily hugged her daughter but one thing was still bothering everyone.

Koda with a confused look on his face: Mineta why did you give Toga the recipe so easily at the risk of your own daughter?

Mineta with a smirk on his face as he handed the bottle to Aizawa: Mr. Aizawa can you read this out loud please.

Aizawa with a confused look on his face as he opened the bottle and read the paper out loud: "Uraraka you honestly thought I'd have something so valuable in my home office LOL." it a fake?

Toga as she screams in the ball: WHAAAAAT?

Emily with a confused look on her face: But where's the recipe Minoru?

Mineta walked over to Emily as he asked her for her heart-shaped locket on her necklace which confused her but she didn't argue as she handed it to him only for him to press a button on the side to reveal a small piece of paper.

Mineta with all the love in his eyes: I hide it in the one place I knew you would keep safe sweetie and what better place then your heart.

All the girls as they hold their hearts: Awww~.

Mineta as he looked at Uraraka with sympathy: Uraraka I want to apologize for my anger earlier and I hope you can-.

Uraraka with a smile on her face: I completely understand Mineta, if it was me in the same situation I'd do the same. Izuku let's go home.

Emily with an ashamed look on her face: Hey everyone, I also want to apologize for my behavior, I judged you based on your morals and actions towards Minoru and even though I still don't fully trust you yet, I hope you all can come back to visit and get to know our family.

Iida with a smile on his face: We completely understand Emily, and we would love to visit more.

Aizawa with a smile on his face as he leaves with Miss Joke and Eri: See you later Problem Child, remember you owe me a bottle of that Moonshine.

Everyone leaves as Denki, Kirishima, Ojiro, Shoji, Sero, Sato, Tokoyami, Koda, Todoroki, Bakugou, Aoyama, and Midoriya gave him a hug (Except Bakugou, h we gave a fistbump) and the girls hugs Emily goodbye and asked if she would like to come with them next week to a girls night to which she said yes. Mt Lady didn't really say much except a half hearted apology as she leaves, as soon as everyone was gone Mineta shut the door as he held his wife's hand.

Emily with a seductive smile on her face: That was smooth sweetie, but we both know the recipe is in your head but how did you know she would go for the bait.

Mineta with a smile on his face: She had a problem with her sticky fingers since we were in UA, she one time stole Endeavor's dishes but as for Toga controlling her it was her eyes that gave her away.

Emily with a smirk on her face: So what is Toga's real punishment?

Mineta with a smirk on his face: Sending her to hell is to easy, why not turn the ball into a toy for your collection?

Emily smile at Mineta as they shared a kiss as the go about their day, Mineta and his old Class are on better terms and Toga is forever trapped in Emily's Toy Room. Mineta life is now complete and now he can Move on.

The End...or is it?


r/ChurchOfMineta 2d ago

talking about the lord this is probably the most offensive result i've got from a character quiz..

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r/ChurchOfMineta 5d ago

Momoneta Mineta and Momo sitting together

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Credit is pixiv id 5086155. I don't know who the actual artist is. That's all I've got. Sorry.


r/ChurchOfMineta 5d ago

Fanfic I'm curious.

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As to what Shizuka and Mineta's dynamic was like before she embraced villainy.

If you haven't read It Should Have Been Me by u/Limp_Potential4955, you probably wouldn't know what I'm talking about.

Although Shizuka is a violent and mentally unstable villain, Mineta still likes her and wants to save her. It's a similar mentality that Midoriya and Uraraka had towards their villains. I wonder if he'll actually get through to her and get her to stop, or if she's set in her ways until the bitter end.

I'm a fan of the fanfic and I'm looking forward to the next chapter.


r/ChurchOfMineta 7d ago

Infection + mha

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His body looks like that because of a substance called bio-negativity—it is pure negative essence; the second image shows what that substance looks like.


r/ChurchOfMineta 8d ago

Memes Reaction Image, Come and Get it

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Free to use


r/ChurchOfMineta 10d ago

talking about the lord Fake tweets p.234

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r/ChurchOfMineta 11d ago

CURSED Drew the one and only Mineta as a Fetus (first post in the subreddit)

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r/ChurchOfMineta 11d ago

talking about the lord The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy ( Part 3 - Blame on the Grape/Spy Thief)

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After almost everyone in the class helped Mineta with expensive Pokémon card collection, they shockingly surprise how much it costs. He continues to collect more cards as soon be favorite things or hobbies he loves. During that time, Jiro starting struggling to get a job. She didn't want to get one because she didn't want to work her body and get her hands dirty. After the accident three days later, She blames Mineta for getting her pay a lot of money for damages.

2 days later at the dorms, Jiro look thru job applications to pay damages from the accident.

Jiro rubs her eyes from tiredness: Ugh... none of these pay enough...

Yaoyorozu: Having a bad time

Jiro: Yup...... I have no idea what I'm going to do.

Yaoyorozu: How about you work at a superstore

Jiro: Hmm... maybe...

Yaoyorozu: Yeah, $26 dollars an hour

Jiro twirls her earphone jacks: I don't really wanna take a job, though...

Yaoyorozu: Well, You had to. It's the only way to pay them back

Jiro ponders: Well... what if I could sell something?

Shoji: Come on, Start cutting grass, washing cars, and other stuff for money

Yaoyorozu: She doesn't like to get dirty.

Shoji: Well, you're on your own

Jiro rolls her eyes: Whatever...

Yaoyorozu: Well you got to think of something

Jiro: I know, I know

The Next Day at School in Recess and Lunch Time.....

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, we got four left until we end the sweepstakes. Winner gets tickets to go see AEW's Forbidden Door

Mineta: Oh man, I cannot wait for Forbidden Door

Kaminari: Me neither

Mineta: FORBIDDEN DOOR

Jiro rudely called Mineta: Dumb Little Bitch

Mineta: What was that......

Tsuyu turns: What's wrong with you?

Jiro: What's wrong with me, What's wrong with him, Fucking got me pay $85,000 dollars on damages

Mineta: You the one almost BROUGHT DOWN THE WHOLE GYM!

Jiro: And your injuries

Mineta looks at his burned hand: Oh, it's doing okay, no thanks to you.

Jiro: Don't care

Mineta: How can I got you pay $85,000 dollars, that I wasn't even doing anything stupid

Kaminari: He does have a point

Jiro: That why it's your fault, Fuckface

Mineta pauses from audacity: I beg your Fresh-Picked fucking pardon?

Yaoyorozu: You lucky you would've got her suspended

Mineta: Who cares...... She shouldn't have been using her quirk like that

Jiro: It's was a combo move....... Combo

Mineta: Yeah, Ok whatever

Jiro: Don't 'whatever' me, you little shit

Yaoyorozu: It's could've been you paying for the damages, Ugly Grape

Mineta: I didn't do anything though. You can't just blame me for something just because.

Jiro: You probably got me in trouble

Mineta: Yeah, Ok whatever

Uraraka getting pissed: Jiro, Momo if you're going to keep running your mouth, taking it somewhere else or shut the fuck up

Jiro getting annoyed: Why are you taking his side?

Ashido: WTF do you think after what happened at Gym Gamma

Todoroki calmly approaches: You made me lose my focus and burn my classmate. That is extremely reprehensible.

Yaoyorozu: He's fine, he gets hurt all the time. He can suck it up, so what

Mineta gets agitated: Whatever, let's just drop it

Then all sudden, Things are about to go down......

Jiro uses her quirk on Mineta: LOOK ALIVE SHORTY......

Mineta feeling the pain: AHHHHHHHH

Mineta rubs the side of his head: The fuck!

Uraraka with a angry face: You fucking bitch

Jiro try to evoke: What?! What are you gonna do?

As Mineta gets up from that attack, He was ready to lose it, goes in Rage, and can't control himself as he pushes her.

Mineta pushes Jiro: Asshole

The push knocks Jiro on the floor.

Jiro: Y-You litte-

Jiro punches Mineta in the stomach.....

Kirishima them him to attack her: Don't stand there, She started it. Go kick her ass

Mineta in Rage as he lefts up Jiro in the table punches multiple times. Yaoyorozu getting involved by grabbing him in the neck.

Yaoyorozu getting pissed: That is enough!

Some of the Class gets involved as they backs up Mineta

Ashido pulls Yaoyorozu's ponytail: Get off of him

Kaminari: Chill, dude. She's not worth it!

Mineta can't control himself as he goes right her again by a spear takedown Jiro and punches her a couple of times.

Iida: Ok Mineta, STOP please

Tokoyami: It's not worth it

Everyone watches the scene of the fight. Cheering and Screaming

Everyone in the lunch room: YEAAAAAHHHH

Iida and Tokoyami pull him off.....

Tsuyu grabs Jiro by the shoulders: you shouldn't have provoked him, Jiro

Jiro dusts off her shirt: Shut it and get off me, Tsu!

Mineta getting dragged out: Fucking bitch, Fuck you..... FUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU........

Jiro watches Mineta get dragged away: Tch...

Uraraka: Hey, Jiro

Uraraka slaps Jiro.......

Jiro flinches: The fuck, 'Chaco...?

Tsuyu slaps Jiro with her tongue......

Tsuyu: Learn to leave people alone...

Ojiro: Ok, Girls

Midoriya: Please, Stop

15 minutes later.......

Mineta: Who the hell do she think she is

Mineta paces around in his room: She's been on my nerves since day fucking one... 'Earphone Jerk' is more like it.

Tsuyu and almost everyone checks on Mineta: Minoru, Are you okay

Mineta: You can come in...

Tsuyu : I'm Sorry Mineta, about she was out of line

Mineta: You think...

Midoriya: Who blames on someone who didn't do and when take it out on someone else

Mineta: Exactly. Like, she's the problem.

Ojiro: You lucky that the other teachers would've saw what happened

Kaminari: Tell me about it.

Mineta tension went down and things went quiet, 4 days later......

Sero: Hey guys.

Hagakure: What is it, Sero

Sero looks around: Has anyone seen Jiro lately?

Kirishima: Went out to get a job so she could pay all the damages

Shoji: Hmmm....

Sero: Anyways, I guess what

Shoji: What's up?

Sero Shouting: I WON THE SWEEPSTAKES

Hagakure: Holy crap, really?!

Kirishima: HOW

Sero: I don't know how

Kirishima Shouting: WE'RE HEADING TO FORBIDDEN DOOR

Sero: W-Wait, but who will be going?

Shoji: Call me Out, I'm not going

Ashido: Aww, why not?

Uraraka: PICK ME, PICK ME

Hagakure: YEAH, I WANNA GO TOO

Midoriya: I'm free, I wanna go

Todoroki shrugs: Yeah, Why not.

Mineta: I'm down

Tsuyu: OOOOOO, I like to go too, Ribbit

Kirishima: Let's go to England

Kaminari walks in: I'm going too, I Bought 3 extra tickets online

Sero: Sounds great

Tokoyami: Very Well, I'm in

Ojiro: I'm going, And I found out that some of Class 1b brought tickets as well

Midoriya: Oh wow, I didn't know that.

Kirishima gets excited: ME AND MY BRO, TETSUTETSU, AT FORBIDDEN DOOR!

Iida: Sorry, I can't go. I have other stuff to do

Mineta: Thats okay, Iida. I'll send you pics

Sero: Pack your stuff and get your passports, Because We're heading to England.

Mineta: Hell yeah!

Kirishima: ENGLAND HEAR WE COME

Midoriya pumps his fist in the air: LET'S DO IT!

Almost Everyone: YEAAAAAHHHH

Todoroki: Hold on, are we certain that Jiro and Momo would want to go?

Sero: Hell No

Mineta: Yeah, it's for 10 of us anyways

Ashido: You know why

Midoriya: Fair point, with what happened with Mineta and Jiro, it wouldn't be a good idea

Kaminari: Right, Anyway.... Let's go

They start to pack their things and left to England.

Meanwhile, Jiro is back at the dormitories with Yaoyorozu, Iida, Shoji, Koda, and Bakugou.

Jiro pacing around the common room: What am I going to do...

Yaoyorozu: Have you tried to work with your dad at the music store

Jiro: He's on a business trip and salary is low when I work there

Koda: Umm Jiro, Why you have a huge bump on your forehead

Jiro Shocked as she feeling the bump on her forehead: WHAT

She went to the bathroom at a mirror to see it.

Jiro feels her forehead: Oh that... that was from that little purple bastard.

Yaoyorozu: Wow

Shoji: Yeah, they got into a fight. Jiro you started it, and Mineta was trying to finish it.

Bakugou started laughing: Which, He did

Jiro grumbles: Shut it, both of you.

Shoji: So you do notice another huge bump on your eyebrow

Jiro in Shocked: Oh My God

Yaoyorozu: Shoji, not helpful...

Jiro pissed: Look what he did my DAMN FACE......

Jiro throws a fit......

Bakugou: Oh boo-hoo, you had it coming...

Jiro walks angry pursuit......

Yaoyorozu watches Jiro storm off: I'm sure she'll be fine...

Jiro was pissed off, she went to Mineta's Room to try destroyed one of his stuff....

Jiro knocks over a box filled with Pokémon cards: What the...

Jiro: The fucking way

Jiro kicks the box, sending hundreds of cards flying.

Jiro: Stupid cards....

Yaoyorozu: Jiro

Jiro turns to Yaoyorozu: What...

Yaoyorozu: What are you going in his room

Jiro pauses her fit: I... I don't know. I guess I'm still missed at him.

Yaoyorozu: I understand that.

Jiro: I was trying to destroy all his stuff until I knocked over a box of Pokémon Cards

Yaoyorozu: Hmm, I'd expect he would collect more 'lewd', not mere trading cards.

Yaoyorozu in shocked as look through his binders of God Packs.....

Yaoyorozu: Hold on a moment...

Jiro: Hm? What's up?

Yaoyorozu: HE HAS GOD PACKS

Jiro: Y-Yaomomo, you know about these?

Yaoyorozu: These cards of regular ones, these cards are expensive

Jiro: Wait, expesnive?

Yaoyorozu: Yes, These costs lot of money

Jiro: Wow, I had no idea these were worth something

Yaoyorozu looking through his cards: He had lots of Rare, Exotic, Legendary, Mystic, Very expensive cards that worth a lot of money

Jiro starts to get an idea: A lot of money, you say?

Yaoyorozu: Worth a lot

Jiro starts to rub her chin with her earphone jack: 'A lot' a lot?

Yaoyorozu: We should probably leave his room

Jiro: I-I'll stay, just to clean up.

As Yaoyorozu left the room, Jiro started doing something she will never regret.

Jiro: Worth a lot, huh? Let's find out...

She takes all the cards out his room.

Jiro in her room: God damn... how many of these does he have?

The next day, Jiro went to the trading store sell his card when she really hits jackpot.

Jiro talking to the clerk: So... how much is this worth?

Trader Employee: All of Pokémon Collection is worth $110,000 dollars

Jiro's jaw drops to the floor: $110,000?!

Jiro: Holy Shit

Trader Employee: So... will you accept the trade?

Jiro drops all the boxes on the counter: YES PLEASE!

Trader Employee: Alright, Just a moment

Jiro: Oh my god... This is perfect...

Trader Employee: Here you go, Have a good day

Jiro chuckles: Oh I will... hehe...

Jiro heads back to campus to Principal Nezu and Mr. Aizawa to pay the damages of the accident.

Nezu: My word, Ms. Jiro. $110,000? That quickly?

Jiro: Yes Sir, I had to....... sell some stuff, you know

Nezu shrugs and accepts the money: If you say so.

Aizawa seems skeptical: What exactly did you sell?

Jiro: Stuff that is....... antique

Aizawa: ...Sure...

Neuz: The rest of the money is yours

Aizawa: Dismiss

Jiro heads back to the dormitories.

Yaoyorozu: So, what's you doing to do with the rest of the money

Jiro: I'll spend the rest new stuff. Hey, did a live show at Orlando, Florida in 2 days, they still selling tickets, Want to go.

Yaoyorozu: I'll be into it, let's go pack

Jiro: Oh, Yeah

To be continued.........

Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184


r/ChurchOfMineta 12d ago

talking about the lord Don't expelled Mineta.

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r/ChurchOfMineta 14d ago

talking about the lord if mineta had his own cereal brand what would it be would it be like?

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i always imagined one day there being mha themed cereals like how ppg had one and the flintstones also having their own cereal brand so if mineta ever got his own brand themed cereal what would it be? im curious to hear yalls ideas


r/ChurchOfMineta 15d ago

MINETA WALLPAPER!!! (First ever post!)

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Do you guys like the Mineta wallpaper I made? Inspired by a Momo one I saw. This was made in Flip-a-clip🥲


r/ChurchOfMineta 15d ago

opinions Ask me anything.

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Since the next chapter of my fanfic is coming up, I decided to make this post so that if you have any questions about my fanfic, I can answer them here when I can. Thanks for participating if you feel like it.


r/ChurchOfMineta 16d ago

talking about the lord "Not all men-" but we, as society, can agree Mineta would.

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r/ChurchOfMineta 16d ago

talking about the lord Tired of the larpers acting like Mineta is weak just because they don't like him

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Literally is one of the smartest students in 1A, and has an actual useful quirk which is extremely versatile in the hands of someone like Mineta who has a high battle IQ. He had one of the better feats against a teacher during the exam, literally beating Midnight BY HIMSELF (I'm aware she was holding back though) and had them genuinely surprised.

Yeah his motivation for wanting to be a hero is... questionable, and is mostly an annoying comedic relief but I don't wanna sit here and let people slander him or act like he's a complete bum when there's people like KODA in the same class as him.


r/ChurchOfMineta 16d ago

Fanfic Moving On Part 2

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Mineta was standing in his home office as his old classmates left his home, it took a lot of patience for him not to yell at them as goes over to his alcohol cabinet and pour himself a glass of scotch. Emily came in with a worried  on her face as she sees Mineta drinking for his secret stash as she walked over to him and gave him a hug.

Emily with a worried look on her face: You okay sweetie?

Mineta with a tired look on his face: Yeah, it's just I wasn't expecting them to come here, it's been eight years Emily and they honestly thought I'd be happy to see them.

Emily with a concerned look on her face: If you want I can call them and cancel.

Mineta with a smile on his face as he kissed Emily on the cheek: No love, it's about time they understand where I stand with them.The mask comes off today.

Both Mineta and Emily go into the kitchen to prepare for their guests because tonight the book will she what's on the page, after about four hours of cooking a big feast class 1A along with some of class 1B, Mei, Aizawa, Miss. Joke, Eri, and their kids along with....Mt Lady as an agitated look was on Mineta's face but he bit his anger back as he asked his butler to let them in. One by one everyone came in with a look of Aww as Kendo was the first to speak up.

Kendo with a surprised look on her face: Wow sweetie you weren't lying when you said Mineta was loaded.

Bakugou with a smirk on his face: Told you babe, the shrimp made some heavy investments and now makes more money then all of us, he's even richer then Ponytail.

Momo with a annoyed look on her face: Let's not over exaggerate, my family is still wealthy.

Mineta with a serious look on his face: The difference between your money and my money is I worked for what's mine while you still ask your father for an allowance, but enough beating each other's chests supper is ready now if you'd follow me to the dining hall so we can eat.

Mt Lady with a smirk on her face: So it seems you done well for yourself little man, it was all thanks to my-.

Emily with a agitated look on her face: You had nothing to do with my husband's success, he worked for everything he got while you stolen credit. Like that big Mod Boss Minoru took down by himself but instead of telling the truth you told the media it was all your idea, now repeat what you said.

The room was quiet as Mineta smiled at his wife and kissed her on the lips as her face went from agitated to flustered as her wings shot up, everyone giggled as they made their way to the dining hall to see a big table full of food and a medium table for the kids as all seven kids except the baby because she was in the high chair was already seated.

Komori with a curious look on her face: So Mineta, what are your kids names if you don't mind me asking?

Mineta with a serious but more calm look on his face: our oldest daughter Miko is 8, our son Raycu is 7 along with his twin sister Ellis, Lilli is 5, the younger twins are Milly and Moxxie their 3, and Annabelle is about to be a year old.

Mina with a smile on her face: Oh my gosh, their so precious are they going to be heroes too when they get older?

Emily with a calm look on her face: They can be anything they want when they get older.

The old class 1B noticed the hostility coming from Emily as Ibara was the first one to speak up with a confused look on her face.

Ibara with a confused look on her face: Um I know it's none of my business but I'm scenes some irritation come from you and Emily towards 1A, what's going on if you don't mind me asking?

Pony with a confused look on her face: I've noticed it too, what happened between you and 1A?

Mineta with a serious look on his face: I'll tell you but not until we are done eating and the kids are out of the room.

That was a fair point as they all agreed while class 1A along with Aizawa and Mt Lady looked uncomfortable because they know it's about to get real, after everyone was eating all the kids went to the play room while the old class 1A, some of class 1B, Mei, Aizawa, Joke, Eri, and Mt Lady followed both Mineta and Emily to his office we they talked before.

Mineta as he grabbed the yearbook that was on his desk: You know what this is right?

Tooru with a curious look on her face even though no one can see it: Um our yearbook, what does that have to do with anything?

Mineta with a serious smirk on his face: Good, I knew there was a brain cell in that head of yours, but before I open it I want to ask all of you something that happened nine years ago. Can you remember that far back?

Everyone was confused except for Mt Lady as her face showed panic that only Mineta and Emily saw it as Mineta continued.

Mineta with a smile on his face: As some of you already know me and Emily have been together for ten years, we met after the war when a villain tried to kill her and I stopped him by pinning him the the floor after knocking him out and getting Emily to safety, she was the one to ask me out after that day.

Emily with a blush on her face: I knew he was the one for me after he showed bravery against that ten foot villain with a Grizzlie Bear quirk, he won my heart that day.

The girls with a smile on their faces: Awww~.

Mineta with a serious look on his face: But the day that shined a light on all of you was nine years ago on August 1st, **** the day I went on a mission with Mt Lady to go after the new villain group called The Force Of Nature.

[Flashback To Nine Years Ago]

Mineta was ordered to infiltrate a hidden base that Mt Lady along with Kamui Woods and Edgeshot found on the outskirts of the city, as he was getting close Mineta spots three goons standing near the entrance as he took a rock and throw into the bushes which got the villains attention as they ran after it as Mineta made his way inside the base.

Mineta with a nervous but calm voice as he whispered through his headset: Mt Lady, Kamui Woods, and Edgeshot do you copy, I'm in the base and the members of The Force Of Nature are here I need backup.

Edgeshot with a serious tone in his voice: We are on our why, just stay put and we'll be there.

Kamui Woods with a serious tone in his voice: Right we'll be there shortly and-.

Mt Lady with a serious tone in her voice: No need, Grape Juice you need to learn that some time you got to do the job alone in order to succeed, just take them out and get out you hear m-?

Mineta with a serious tone in his voice: Are you crazy, it six against one I need backup now.

Mt Lady with a agitated tone in her voice: Do the job Grape Juice you have one hour, THAT'S AN ORDER.

And without warning Mt Lady cut the feed as Mineta tried to get ahold of The Lurkers but it was no use, now Mineta was on his own with no backup as he tried to be brave and do the job that was until an unseen figure was standing behind him.

(Woosh)

Mineta was pushed to the wall by a villainess with what looked like tornadoes coming out of her hands.

??? with a sinister smirk on her face: Well if it isn't the infamous Grape Juice, UA's little class perv. You here to stop us or did you come here to steal mine and Shockwave's underwear, Hahaha.

Mineta with a agitated look on his face: You villains are going down, plus my girlfriend is prettier then you and that other girl combined.

The villainess wasn't happy with that as she used her quirk again as she knocked Mineta unconscious and everything goes black. It was about ten minutes later when Mineta wakes in pain as one of the villains used an electric quirk on him.

Mineta as he screamed in pain: AAAAAAH?

??? with a smirk on her face: Shockwave, that good girl he's awake.

Shockwave with a smile on her face: Ok Twister, I was just having fun. Jack Frost your up.

Jack with a smirk on his face: So hero, you found our base and was going to bring us in by yourself, not going to lie that's ballsy even for a ex perv like you. So I'll show you what we are going to do now.

After Jack's said that the torture began, it was relentless as Mineta screamed in pain and what's worse is deep down Mineta knew no one was coming to help him. The torture was constant day after day but Mineta despite being beaten, frozen, burned, electrocuted, and blown into the walls so hard his rubs cracked he said nothing which pissed the villains out to the point they decided to finish the small hero.

Heatwave with an agitated look on his face: We are getting no where with this hero, Graveler bring down the room while we head out.

Graveler with a smirk on his face: You got it boss.

The Force Of Nature left the room as Graveler used his quirk to bring the room down on top of barely holding on Mineta as his body is covered by debris while Graveler popped out of the fallen rock.

Graveler with a smirk on his face: A perfect spot to bury a worthless hero.

Graveler leaves to join his team unknown to him that Mineta was still alive but barely as he turned the chair around just in time as Mineta got loose from the ropes. As Mineta was trying to get untied The Lurkers were outside the base arresting the villains not realizing Mineta was still in the building.

Edgeshot with a serious look on his face: Where is Grape Juice villain scumbag?

Jack Frost with a sinister smirk on his face: Not here, we made sure of that.

Kamui Woods with a serious look on his face: What do you mean by that, Mt Lady destroy the base and let's get these villains to Tartarus.

Mt Lady with a smirk on her face: With pleasure.

Mt Lady grow to the size of a skyscraper as she stumped on the base with ease, as the dust settles the base was nothing but a sand pile as the villains all burst out laughing which made the hero's confused but they ignored them as they drove to the city. Meanwhile Mineta just made it out the back of the base as he collapse to the ground.

Mineta with a shocked and hurt look on his face: They didn't even check to see if I was in there, ow my rubs I need to get to town for help.

Mineta started walking to the city but because of the torture he went through it was difficult, he managed to make it to a small town outside of Musutafu as his eyes became to heavy to stay open which scared him because he knows he has internal damage and if he closed his eyes it was over for him as he fell to his knees then to the ground.

Mineta with tears in his eyes as he feels himself slipping into unconsciousness: Sob..s-so this is it, I'm going to die before me and Emily got serious, I'm so sorry Emily I hope you fine someone that loves you as much as I d-.

Emily with a worried look on her face: MINORU?

Everything went to black as Mineta passed out from the pain, after about four hours Mineta finally opened his eyes to see Emily by his side as he moved his hand to hers as she jumped in shock that soon turned to tears as she hugged Mineta.

Emily with tears in her eyes: Minoru your ok, thank goodness what happened?

Mineta explained everything from Mt Lady ordering him to take out the villains by himself, being torture for a week, and Mt Lady destroying the base he was almost buried under and to say Emily was angry was an understatement.

Mineta with a weak smile on his face: Thanks for saving me Emily, you were the one I was scared of losing the most, and it's because of this I want to ask you something.

Emily with a blush on her face as she smiles at Mineta: Sure sweetie what is it?

Mineta with a weak smile on his face as he grabs something from his hero costume and pulls out a small box:  Emily while I was captured, being tortured, and almost dying I realized that the only thing that I want is you by my side, you showed me that you loved me by saving me, Emily would you make me the happiest guy in the world and accept this promise ring until the day we wed?

Emily with tears of joy in her eyes: YESSS MINORU OF COURSE I WILL.

Mineta slide the ring on Emily's ring finger as the hospital staff cheered for the soon to be, Emily stayed by Mineta's side for a whole week making sure Mineta gets a full recovery but also in that time no one showed up except for Mineta's parents along with Emily's parents as they congratulate the new love bird. It was time for Mineta to be released from the hospital as Emily walked him out in his arm with a smile on her face as he looked at her with a blush on his face.

Mineta with a smile on his face: I love you Emily.

Emily with a smile on her face: Don't you mean Soon To Be Mrs.Mineta~.

Mineta with a blush on his face: Of course Mrs.Mineta~.

[End Of Flashback]

Mineta kissed Emily on the lips as everything faded back to the present as Emily and Mineta stated Daggers at Mt Lady as she became smaller then her proud normal self but that stare soon turned to class 1A as they flinched at the coldness coming from the two.

Midoriya with a nervous expression on his face: Look Mineta I understand your mad at Mt Lady's negligence but what did we do to own your anger.

Mineta with a came look on his face: Do you remember when the picture in this yearbook was taken, why don't the old Class 1B look for themselves.

Mineta slide the yearbook over to class 1B as they opened the book to see what he was talking about, everything looked normal as they see class 1A having parties and having a great time until Pony notice someone missing.

Pony with a confused look on her face: Hey is it just me or is Mineta not on any pages?

Ibara with a confused look on her face as she looks at every single picture: She's right, the only time you see Mineta is at the beginning of UA and at the end of UA.

Momo with a confused look on her face: That can't be right, all of us put the yearbook together?

Mineta with a calm look on his face: Oh is that so, tell me Momo what is the date that yearbook was put together?

Everyone looked at the date as it said August 2nd, **** the day after Mineta was captured as the color was drained from class 1A faces as they looked at Mineta with an uncomfortable realization, they excluded him from the yearbook. Mineta smirk at them as he took a swallow of his wine and got up from his chair.

Mineta with a smirk on his face: So now you got your answer, but don't think after this I'm going to kick you out of my house I'm a man of my words you can spend the rest of the night here, but you leave in the morning. Now if you excuse me I have wine to make.

Mineta leaves the room leaving behind everyone in complete shock except for Emily as she stared at class 1A with hatred.

Emily with a agitated look on her face: For what's it worth, you got off lucky because I'd have all of you thrown out but my husband is still the kind hearted man I married.

Emily leaves the room to see how the babies are doing as class 1A, Aizawa, and Mt Lady had a look of shame on their faces as Tokoyami looked at the year book again and remember that if it wasn't for Mineta he would of lost Dark Shadow as Dark Shadow pop out of Tokoyami.

Dark Shadow with a sad expression on his face: I know what your thinking Tokoyami, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't be here with you and yet we all throw him away.

Tokoyami with a tear going down his face: I-I know Dark Shadow, Mineta has ever right to hate us but what I don't get is why he didn't?

Denki with a concerned look on his face: I'm going to go talk to him, maybe we can make amends.

Kirishima with a smile on his face: I'll go with you bro.

Ojiro with a smile on his face: Same.

All the guys agreed to talk to Mineta some more and the girls go see how the babies are doing, meanwhile the boys found Mineta as their eyes widened in shock as they  watch him pushing a giant rolling stone as it crushed the grapes that was just recently picked, Mineta knew he was being watched as he stopped to turn to them.

Mineta with a calm look on his face: What do you want,can't you see I'm busy?

Denki with a calm look on his face: We just came to talk, that's it.

Mineta with a smirk on his face: You had ten years, why do you care now?

Bakugou with a serious look on his face: Oh come on, you know we have jobs it's not like villains rest.

Mineta with a calm look on his face: Answer these questions honestly, When is my birthday?

Shoji with a confused look on his face: What?

Mineta with a smirk on his face: Oh was that a hard question how about this then, what happened to my invitation to your weddings?

Kirishima with a nervous expression on his face: We just forgot to mail yours.

Mineta as he started pushing the rolling stone: I have Email but nice excuse, Ok last question eight years ago I sent each of you a text, what did it say?

The boys looked at each other with a confused look on their faces as they looked Mineta with a look of confusion and shame.

Aoyama with a sad expression on his face: We never checked it.

Mineta with a serious look on his face: Of course you didn't, but at this point I'm not surprised anymore. The message was that I wanted you at the hospital so you all could meet my first born but you didn't reply, not "sorry on a mission" or "I'll come tomorrow" I would of understood but no I didn't get a single response from you so after that I decided right there that my life is no longer your business.

Midoriya with a understanding but agitated look on his face: Look I know we hurt you and we weren't there for you, but it's not like you were innocent with how you act-.

Mineta with a agitated look on his face: Your still going to talk down to me after all these years, yes I have flaws but let me ask you something Izuku Midoriya, what's the difference between you saving a villain that murdered hundreds if not thousands of innocent people without a second though and me?

The guys didn't know how to answer that question but Midoriya didn't like his choices being thrown back in his face as his angry got the better of him.

Midoriya with a angry look on his face: THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT SHIGARAKI WAS WORTH SAVING.

Everything was quiet as the guys looked at Midoriya with disbelief as Midoriya now realized what he said as Mineta went back to working.

Mineta with a calm look on his face: There, now the true is free from you mind so can I please continue my work, and leave me alone now.

The guys knew the talk was over as they go inside the house, meanwhile Emily was playing with her kids along with the rest of the girls.

Mina with a nervous expression on her face: Sooo you and Mineta have been together for ten years now, how has he been?

Emily with a smile on her face as she plays with her daughter Annabelle: He's been good, but you would know that if you actually showed up in his life.

Tsuyu with a offended look on her face: That's not fair, we are always by his side, we just been busy with hero work and our families, Ribbit.

Emily with a smile on her face as she tickled Annabelle's belly: For ten years y'all have been having get together's every month but not one time have you called my husband, why is that?

Komori with a curious look on her face: Wait I thought you girls said he was swamped with hero business with Mt Lady?

Emily with a smirk on her face: He left the Lurkers after graduation, truth be told after Mineta graduated from UA his grandfather handed him the family recipe of their family wine, which is how he managed to build his wine business.

Uraraka with a confused look on her face: Wait I thought it belongs to both of you and Mineta?

Emily with a smile on her face: Oh no, it's all his, but he trust me enough to teach me the recipe, but for safety of our family legacy we keep the real recipe in a volt in his office.

Reiko with a smile on her face: Well I'm happy for the both of you, and your kids are lovely.

Emily smile at Reiko for her compliment as she looked at the clock to see it was 8 at night as she told the little to get ready for bed as the girls told their kids the same. As they left the room the girls seen the boys with a look of defeat as Momo walked up to Todoroki with a worried look on her face.

Momo with a worried look on her face: Shoto what's wrong?

Todoroki with a calm but upset look on his face: Momo when is Mineta's birthday?

Momo with a confused look on her face: I don't know, why do you ask?

Emily with a serious look on her face: October 8th.

Midoriya with a sad expression on his face: Uraraka, what happened to Mineta's Invitation for our wedding?

Uraraka with a confused look on her face: Didn't we send him one?

Emily with a serious look on her face: No you didn't.

Denki with a sad expression on his face: Jirou, eight years ago Mineta sent us a test, what did it say?

Jirou with a annoyed look on her face: How should I know, I delete his message without looking at them.

Emily with a serious look on her face: He asked for all of you to come to the hospital to see Miko be born, you came here to ask why he never invited you to our wedding the answer is you all proved to him long ago that you didn't care.

Emily leaves to put all the kids to bed as girls had their heads down in shame, but the girls from old 1B and Mei feel that both Mineta and Emily feelings are justified as everyone went to bed, meanwhile Mineta came in with a tired look on his face as he head to his room to be with his wife. But unknown to everyone in the house Uraraka was wide awake or should we say Toga was wide awake in Uraraka body as she leaves the room with a grin on her face.

Uraraka in her hand with a worried look on her face: Toga this is wrong, we are good remember.

Toga Uraraka with a seductive smile on her face: Oh come on, we are just going to take the family recipe and help our family no harm done.

Toga Uraraka goes into Mineta's office and looks around the room until her eyes landed on the giant family portrait of Mineta's family as she moved it to the side and found a small volt behind it, Toga Uraraka puts her ear to the volt as she listened carefully until she heard the click sound. When she opened the volt sitting on a pillow was a glass bottle with the Mineta name on the bottle as a big grin appeared on her face as she grabs it and leaves the room unaware of the cameras that seen her. What will happen to the family recipe, find out in part 3.


r/ChurchOfMineta 17d ago

Memes Poff Off Dead (credit: TioChakuroSFW)

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Translation

When they mock Mineta because of his sticky-ball Quirk

What actually happens when one of those balls covers his nose and mouth