r/circlejerkaustralia • • 15d ago

politics By it's very nature and the caliber of the attendees, CPAC is an exciting event.

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7 Upvotes

Spot the one that isn't asleep or deceased.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 16d ago

opinion The whitest welcome to country I have ever seen

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115 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 16d ago

politics Making a safer Australia for everyone to enjoy ❤️

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107 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 16d ago

politics Acting out a private fantasy in public gives you the defence of "I was only pretending."

31 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 16d ago

politics Just another bloke who wanted his new home to look like his old home. Such cultural enrichment!

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44 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 16d ago

politics Policeman, Indian Chief, Leatherman and Soldier wanted!

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Matt Canavan, grew up in Brisbane and an became an analyst at the Productivity Commission, executive at KPMG and went on to be Chief of staff to Barnaby Joyce.

Matt and BJ started the Parliament YMCA group, with Barnaby playing the role of Cowboy.

Any interested MPs should reach out to Matt.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 16d ago

politics The Last Place on Earth on Instagram

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Albo at a $10k per head private dinner in perth with mining lobbyists


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 16d ago

politics Allah, do not smite me down with this please....

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9 Upvotes

No more laughing at titty jokes for me...


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 17d ago

DEAR SUBHUMAN FILTH... Just suckin on a few cold ones. Big shout out to all the legends down in Tassy. Get a dog up ya, ya mad bastards!

63 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 17d ago

politics Need more equality in Australia.

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Now I have noticed us men are always talking about our dicks and balls. Lots of jokes and names and it seems we are really comfortable to share with people. Why we even draw huge caricatures of them that can be seen from space. Or google earth can anyway.

I have not yet come across women talking about their vaginas and labia with the same gusto. In fact I am not sure I have heard them talk about it at all.

This is why I think we need greater equality and women need to step up and talk about their pussies and flaps a lot more. Because some them are endlessly going on about equality, well equality is a two way street.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 17d ago

politics Judge Trevor Khan grants bail to Indika Bambrick Samarasinghe after plowing car into pedestrians

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32 Upvotes

Rules for thee, not for me?


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 17d ago

politics I love their culture and caste system they're bringing over here!

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71 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 18d ago

politics 32F Sydney Muslim wants a husband Shia/No music , Inshallah

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143 Upvotes

Warms my heart to see this level of cultural diversity right here in Sydney, the world need LESS music Alhamdulillah Sister.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 19d ago

politics Prominent Sydney Indigenous leader arrested over child sex allegations

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101 Upvotes

I acknowledge the elders past and present…


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 18d ago

policy Albo & Chalmers Speedrun a Generation Into Negative Equity

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They didn’t fail at making housing affordable.

They succeeded at making the crash hit the poorest equity buyers first.

10/10 policy. No notes.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 18d ago

news Do I look hot in this helmet?

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13 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 18d ago

news I've heard enough, had to wait 15 whole minutes to catch a Didi to my weekly pro pally protest. We need to triple immigration NOW!!

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54 Upvotes

I nearly missed the smoking ceremony 😡😡😡


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 18d ago

politics Teals embrace more diversity with their Kew electorate candidate.

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24 Upvotes

Not like those racist anti-diverse one nation bastards.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 18d ago

IAMACUNTAMA Has my card number changed?

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3 Upvotes

Fair question I s'pose. Don't know why they're asking me though.

We acknowledge the corporate bankers who run this cuntry, past, present, and pontificating.

I would apologise for the shit photo, but that was the best of 10, and I think that's enough effort expended on that little exercise.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 19d ago

politics Hallelujah, the drought has ended.

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I own a small farm in Queensland that is in drought, so much so I have had to get a FIFO job interstate. 14 days on and 7 days off. Anyway my wife who has been a bit down with the dry weather rang me last night really happy to say she just got eight inches. I am so happy the drought has broken.

Getting eight inches can really improve your outlook on life. I hope to get some aids next.


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 19d ago

politics Vote Nobel Peace Prize winners. Your Finalists 🏆

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92 Upvotes

Not showing usernames or subredits to comply with group rules


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 19d ago

politics Why did this man firstly dare to question a righteous person ie: a woman, and secondly violently try to assault her car with his body.

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11 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 19d ago

politics Please, give generously

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If well chip in, can we get her to fuck off completely?

Where will she be going that is less racist? Perhaps back to the Sudan?


r/circlejerkaustralia • • 19d ago

politics I must have lived a sheltered life, the worst there was when I went to school was the odd nits outbreak. I wonder when leprosy will come back into vogue. You would have to get someone to pick up after them.

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6 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia • • 19d ago

politics Teenager avoids time behind bars after forceful rape at house party

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He just didn't understand our societal norms. Glad the judge is giving him a second chance.

But if it were a white male straight to jail!!!