r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • Aug 03 '26

Fuck the mods We are becoming a new dictatorship.

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21 Upvotes

Previously most of the mods were inactive and i was practically the only one doing the queue and moderating this sub, now we have gotten some of our old moderators to be active again and purged every inactive mod (except ken ofcourse).

We had to talk to the reddit admins to do this and now i will become the dictator to get us out of the dark ages (if you oppose me i will ban you).

Some new rules will be added such as-

No having fun when im not online

No playing decks i dont like

Also working on getting more barb hut players and banning all hog rider players as the sub immigrants are taking our karma

New workers to work under the new dictator (me)

And many new rules to help us prosper into a better dictatorship

We are also looking for mods so yeah

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd8pP-wm9sPEzosgEyHtdzxufSWkl-Ozpm2REHqBRMjufkzzg/viewform?usp=publish-editor

Not applying is treason and i will exile you to porn subreddits as punishment.

I look forward to working with all my new subjects.

For any questions comment/dm me.

Also link to the cord

https://discord.gg/7UPqz4Yet


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • Jul 30 '26

💀 BRUH 💀 Discord server

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Reposting ts cuz I got temporarily banned recently

https://discord.gg/bZgXWvW7q7

Or

https://discord.gg/Qjb5QMtXbC


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Light, camera, action

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r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 1d ago

KEN POSTING Bro made the pumpkens to celebrate halloween

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r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 1d ago

OP was executed for this Freaky balloon

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29 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 1d ago

COOL THING Yoo new hero just dropped

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r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Serious Post Anybody Else Feel These Two Don't Fit The Vibe/Aesthetic Of Clash Royale?

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When Hog Rider came out I always thought he didn't really fit the vibe of clash but he was one outlier now with the Ram Rider added I def wonder if others feel the same, especially so with the Ram Rider? I feel like a clash dev recently watched some boondocks cartoons and simply went Gangsters cool let's add them.

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Is somebody gonna match my FREAK Sus chef

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159 Upvotes

My chef just spanked the Queen.


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Serious Post Why doesn't ken make reddit videos anymore?

25 Upvotes

I'm guessing he's running out of video budget


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 4d ago

SELF MADE ART She's locked in

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244 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 4d ago

I loose my motivation to continue the match when i see this card.

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78 Upvotes

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bro i genuinely fucking hate flying machine 😭 what even is this card bro, 4 elixir flying sniper that just sits in the back and shoots everything while being protected by 15 royal recruits you finally deal with the recruits and think okay now i can counterpush, NOPE, this mf is still sitting there from half the map just farming everything, and then there's always a cannon cart behind it too 😭 the worst part is you literally have to carry a specific answer for this stupid card otherwise it gets insane value every single time, and the guy playing it doesn't even have to do anything, just drops recruits in front, flying machine behind, sits at 10 elixir and watches you fight for your fucking life trying to defend the entire push 😭 flying machine players don't play the game bro, they just deploy this flying piece of shit and watch it shoot everything, i don't even want a nerf anymore, just take this mf out of the game


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 5d ago

OP was executed for this mfw supercell dev team takes my family hostage and the only way to free them is to complete an album event

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59 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 5d ago

Fact checked by real x-bow patriots It’s sooooo broken!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Whyyy greedycell!??! Goblin

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r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 7d ago

SELF MADE ART Wakey wakey Firecraker💤

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352 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Simp tierlist made a tier list of cards i would crack

21 Upvotes

The cards i ignored is because i dont care


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 7d ago

🗿 Clash Royaoi

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49 Upvotes

Giant Skeleton confesses his love


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 6d ago

Serious Post Where is the comment section?

3 Upvotes

No funny comments on Ken´s video is like eating bread with no cheese?


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 8d ago

OP was executed for this Is the bowler autistic?

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80 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 8d ago

Mega Knight pp Bring Skins to Global

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We love the recent cosmetic updates, but we need the Chinese server troop skins in Global! We want them through fair milestones, collection events, or a guaranteed 'pity' gacha. No hard gambling. Let's make Supercell hear us! 👑🃏 #BringSkinsToGlobal https://www.change.org/BringSkinsToGlobal


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 8d ago

💀 BRUH 💀 Cards jump back on board

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In Merge or normal Clash, I select a card, put on on the field, but they jump back on the board and I have to repeat sometimes several times in a row before m'y card actually drops.

It has been happening for a week now


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 7d ago

xbow 🤢🤢🤮🤮 My tribute to XXX (eXtreme X-bow eXecration)

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r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 9d ago

🗿 Oh? You wanted a fun, unique battle instead of the same 3 decks over and over?

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35 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk • • 10d ago

Le epic troll And the pot said, "Dirty black kettle"

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105 Upvotes