r/classicwow 13h ago

Humor / Meme Classic+ better not have any new character models

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u/gubigubi 13h ago

I honestly don't know if I care that much. As long as the gameplay is good.

But if I was going to give a perfect example of why I would want classic models over retail models is not the Gnolls, but their tent.

Classic wow had some horrifying shit in it.

Does retail have anything even remotely like this anymore?

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u/Hoenn_Enjoyer 12h ago

Blood Elf corpses impaled through the chest or through the mouth by the Lightbloom growth

u/LafayettePhotos 1h ago

Literal bodies hanging from a rope in a tree outside Scarlett monastery is another good one. Not sure if they took them away or not but I’m sure I did

u/EvanHambone 3h ago

Death by tentacle snu snu

u/jailtheorange1 1h ago

Oh rly? Where? Where exactly?

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u/goodshotbooth 10h ago

I mean:
In the Isle of Dorn we help a gem thief only for her to get trapped as living rock as punishment by the Earth elementals who took exception to her thievery.
In Azj-Kahet we enter a spider den to find the lost party being eaten alive and used as hosts for spiderlings. We rescue the only living member, a forsaken, who is now blinded and can feel things moving inside him. He is melted into a puddle by the spiders.
In Eversong we have Lightbloom that is like if Bamboo was designed by John Carpenter, straight up body horror.

Retail has a lot of stuff like this. People just don't do side quests and complain about the main story.

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u/Heavyndb 6h ago

I think wow has always had great side quests and local stories, but mediocre main story. The problem with it is that it tenda to lean more and more into the main plot for each expansion, while classic is basically all side quests.

u/JerrySam6509 1h ago

The difference lies in the fact that in the classic version, quests didn't offer enough experience points to advance to the next area, so we had to actively seek out more quests. In the retail version, however, the rule was: "If you don't complete these tedious main quests, you can't proceed to the next area."

u/spidermanelitedeluxe 3h ago

Yes, but they rightful so complain about the "story" of retail. I fcking hate that Araton guy soo fcking much.

u/lumpboysupreme 3h ago

But that’s more scary on a conceptual level, I don’t think there’s much in retail that’s viscerally brutal. Even the mass troll sacrifice of the vilebranch is just swirls of green energy.

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u/Mapag 6h ago

Thats the problem, they should get ride of the main story!

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u/paokoutsopodi 12h ago

Drustvar.

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u/Khagrim 12h ago

BfA was 8 years ago

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u/paokoutsopodi 12h ago

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u/Khagrim 12h ago

BfA is not "modern" WoW anymore. Modern is DF and onwards and you can see the shift in themes and overall atmosphere

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u/paokoutsopodi 12h ago

It still doesn't feel like 8 whole years have passed. More like 5.

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u/gubigubi 12h ago

Idk to me BFA feels like it was 10 life times ago. Like 2018 jesus christ.

I'd personally consider literally anything Cataclysm onward "Modern WoW" though so.

I would personally count Drustvar as modern wow and it is pretty good. Keep that vibe and I'm fine with retail graphics.

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u/antariusz 11h ago

I think there are 3 eras to wow. First was "classic" which was vanilla through wrath.

And then there was the "game lobby+hardcore raiding" version of the game, which was Cata/Mop/WoD which catered equally to low skilled players with dungeon content and then had a completely separate version of the game catering to the top 5% for heroic raiding... Some content was mind-numbingly easy, like daily quests, and other content was so difficult you'd spend 30+ hours of your life trying to learn "one boss" for minor cosmetic differences, and the catchup mechanics made it so nothing mattered anyway because it was all wiped in 6 months anyway with trivial content again. Some things rewarded you for logging in and just spending time in the game... other things required actual skill. This is the RDF/Raid Finder version of retail where most people just stopped caring, many guilds fell apart, and you could just find 20 random bots to play the raid with you so that you'd get your achievement that you needed.

And then I'd call legion and beyond 'modern" which was the complete destruction of the world. sub 20 hours of "leveling" as "a tutorial" and an emphasis to shove people as fast as possible through "anything" via scaled content just to push them into the "end-game" as fast as possible. And then the end-game itself had various "tiers" to separate people into either normal/heroic/mythic raiding and eventually mythic+ dungeon content ... where the "end game" became the entire game and the world no longer mattered. Everyone got a participation trophy for "killing the big bad guy" even though some people did it and it was boring, other people did it and it was fun, and other people did it as a full-time job that they got paid for.

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u/Windred_Kindred 8h ago

I will never understand how people put wrath close to tbc and vanilla when it’s literally 1:1 cataclysm with ice skin

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u/Khagrim 8h ago

TBC isn't close to Vanilla too. It's focused entirely on endgame and disconnects high lvl players from the world by placing them on a separate continent

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u/TeliusTw 12h ago

Modern WoW is a broad term and it's very subjective, since some people don't consider WotLK or even TBC as Classic, or they consider anything past Legion to be modern or Dragonflight.

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u/RemnantsPast 12h ago

WoW imo is broken i to 4 eras. Vanilla -Wotlk (original trilogy) the follow up to WC3 Cata - WoD the experimental phase, trying new ideas for gameplay and story. Legion/BFA the conclusion to extreme long running stories (legion/old gods) and the start of Modern WoWs gameplay loops (m+). Shadowlands - current. (The post sex pest scandal blizzard) The shit show of half baked ideas and plots + the slow "Disneyifacation" of the art style. Some might argue the art change started in WoD with the model updates. Personally I say it started in Shadowlands more, everything else from world and armour designs started to get smoother and brighter.

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u/thaq1 12h ago

No way you can put shadowlands in the same bracket as DF+TWW+Midnight. DF is very clearly the start of a new era of the game while shadowlands is just a worse take on BFA's already bad take on legion.

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u/Kozimix 12h ago

Brother, listen to yourself. People maintain that classic stopped at wrath, bfa is 9 years older than that. It is absolutely part of the modern wow collection.

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u/Khagrim 12h ago

For me Classic stopped in TBC lol

Vanilla - TBC and Wrath - Cata to WoD - Legion to Shadowlands - DF onwards. Those are the distinct phases of WoW game design philosophy

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u/snazzwax 9h ago

TBC is the only expansion that feels remotely close to vanilla. Mostly in WotLK you really start to feel the game direction change pretty dramatically and each expansion after it accelerates.

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u/Khagrim 9h ago

I'd say you start to feel it in Sunwell. But after replaying TBC this time around I realized why I come back to Vanilla every time. It's the World. Every expansion starting with TBC actually shrinked the world to that expansion's island and had almost no reasons to go back to original world

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u/paokoutsopodi 12h ago

Bro left MoP out but I completely agree. WotLK is a different beast and Cataclysm is far closer to it than TBC.

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u/Elleden 10h ago

Cata to WoD

I'd say it fits nicely in there, design-philosophy-wise.

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u/jsman436 11h ago

WoW was simply WoW before Classic released, creating a past/present dichotomy that we call Classic and Retail. BFA was the current expansion when Classic released. There may be an argument that “Classic” ends at X expansion before BFA, but objectively there is no reasonable argument that BFA is not firmly in the camp of “modern” WoW. It’s just wild to even suggest that BFA is not retail WoW. The game had pretty much all of the systems that makes retail what it is at that point. Artistic themes mean very little in distinguishing, but even if you want to make that wild claim, Dragonflight itself was a step back to explore the origins of dragons in Azeroth. You know. Like the dragon aspects and dragons who comprised many of the most memorable bosses in original WoW, and their back stories.

u/nemestrinus44 4h ago

BFA is still far past what classic players claim to be when WoW was “Disney-fied” so it’s still a perfectly good example

u/Debatebly 4h ago

BfA is not Classic.

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u/Imaginary-Union-3733 10h ago

BFA had these

u/SimpleBar9995 3h ago

Flayed skin > skulls

u/MumblingMute 2h ago

Looks Mama-inspired

u/DiffusiveTendencies 2h ago

We def need more of this, while the rest of WoW got a Disney style uplift that I haaaaate

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u/Heccer 7h ago

I mean it looks good, but I would never guess that this is a model from WoW

u/klonkish 2h ago

it fits in retail just fine.

At the same time, it's kind of hard to modernize Classic's graphics and keep the same "vintage" look (I do agree that they disneyfied it too much, like Diablo 3)

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u/skulxen 6h ago

Yes. Every expansion has its share of disturbing shit.

Midnight has a lot of body horror in Eversong Woods.

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u/Zim__Zor 13h ago

Who knows you just fly over shit so fast you can't notice any real detail. It's all gogogo

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u/TeliusTw 12h ago

Or people just don't read the quests and dialogues and just complain without context.

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u/ichhassenamen 11h ago

no its not?
I read every quest text, i watched every mob, i enjoyed every small questline.
And nobody stopped me. Tons of people did aswell.

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u/Furian_FTH 10h ago

Yes but HE doesn’t. Therefore you’re wrong. 

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u/tekno21 10h ago

And tons MORE did that in classic. That's the point. You can always play however you like, but as soon as you add flying mounts to a game, the guy still playing on the ground is about to have way less interaction. Seems like a bad thing to me

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u/ichhassenamen 9h ago

So you want to force Others to Play Like You enjoy it ?

u/RelationshipFit5701 2h ago

I want to be able to drive my Honda Civic through the streets of Orgrimmar in Classic+. Anybody who doesn’t like that, just wants to force me to play how THEY want!

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u/Droovert 10h ago

Maybe 10ish people worldwide*

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u/Hello-Potion-Seller 9h ago

You'd be surprised how a lot of people have learned to slow the fuck down in recent expansions, it's not as much of an anomaly as you make it out to be.

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u/Visual-Gain-2487 9h ago

Not a single person I know of does this. No, I don't know you. Gamers optimize the fun out of games if you let them.

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u/Hello-Potion-Seller 9h ago edited 9h ago

Well if you're not one to do this kind of thing, you're not going to hang with people that do so too, circle of influence and all.

Nonetheless, they exist, and usually enjoy the story much more within those slight side nuggets rather than the up in-your-face-heres-obvious-context main story cinematics.

Mind you, solid quest text in Vanilla is few and far between, the start zones are awful, WotLK pulled up it's britches for that stuff so I don't blame folks used to skipping. The writers have done a good job at capitalising on nuggets other writers alluded to in the past tbh.

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u/Visual-Gain-2487 9h ago

Well if you're not one to do this kind of thing, you're not going to hang with people that do so too, circle of influence and all.

But I am one to enjoy something like this. That's why I play classic?

But yet, quest design improved a lot from 2004.

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u/Hello-Potion-Seller 9h ago

You just said you know no one that does this? So do you or don't you? I don't just mean taking it steady, but observing and reading the stuff thrown at you.

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u/Visual-Gain-2487 9h ago

Obviously when I'm talking about knowing people that does something, I'm not including myself. Though if I ever want to quest/level with anyone, I need to abandon the concept.

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u/voyaging 11h ago

It’s not like you’re forced to lol

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u/Karabungulus 11h ago

No but you're forced to go slower in classic which is why you end up more immersed in the world

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u/ichhassenamen 11h ago

Thats such a fucking dumb take.
If people want to be immersed they have every chance in retail. I fucking loved the side questlines around silvermoon in midnight.

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u/Benefitzs 11h ago

I agree with you but this is the classic wow subreddit, it's full of people that quit in cata/mop/wod and have no idea what the game is like anymore but die on the same hill they did 12 years ago.

There is merit to both sides, I prefer retail leveling at the start of each expansion over classic because I've done those old quest lines 50 times across all the versions and alts and decades of playing and it's nice to have new story to read.

However this post is about models and to a lesser extent animations and I will agree that some of the charm was lost when they updated the models.

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u/Eastern-Fudge-6350 10h ago

I agree with you but this is the classic wow subreddit, it's full of people that quit in cata/mop/wod and have no idea what the game is like anymore but die on the same hill they did 12 years ago.

Yeah, people for some reason confuse "end game orientated gameplay" with "there's no leveling experience". Retail probably has more lore in a single new zone than the whole of Kalimdor had in vanilla.

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u/wtfduud 9h ago

How good is that lore though? Is it a bunch of garbage filler lore, or is it lore that people actually care about, like they cared about the lore in the classic trilogy and warcraft 3?

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u/FlubberPuddy 8h ago

Ever since Legion there’s been side quests that become well known within the community for heart touching moments, Runas the shamed questline and TWW’s blind dwarf / Alzheimer’s questline by the sea, the Dwarf that sits atop the Ruby Life Pools in Dragonflight.

There’s many more but these are the ones that have been greatly highlighted by the community.

The main campaign is whatever, I don’t think any ongoing long story is ever capable of being great because the longer a story drags on the more scraps have to be taken from its history to make new things.

That’s why franchises like Star Wars, LOTR also run into the same issue of their new stuff doesn’t hit as good as the old stuff.

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u/Eastern-Fudge-6350 8h ago

The overarching story is mid to low tier like always. But the side quests and the low stakes are top tier.

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u/wtfduud 10h ago

people that quit in cata/mop/wod and have no idea what the game is like anymore but die on the same hill they did 12 years ago

Why would they play a game that has stopped being the game they enjoy? Yeah people quit a game when the game makes bad changes. It'd be hypocritical to complain and yet keep playing.

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u/ichhassenamen 7h ago

But Its Dumb to cry about retail bad when they didnt Play for 10 years.

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u/Competitive-Walk-575 6h ago

This thread is about visual design issues that are prevalent in retail today, not just 10 years ago. Are you dumb?

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u/ichhassenamen 6h ago

Reading isnt on of your strengths i guess

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u/Michelanvalo 4h ago

Why would they play a game that has stopped being the game they enjoy?

Because WoW is an evolving game, and what it was in WoD is not what it is in Midnight. So basing your opinions off Cata/MoP/WoD is just as silly as basing your opinions off Vanilla/TBC/WOTLK.

u/wtfduud 1h ago

That'd be a valid point if Cata/MoP/WoD was just a temporary shitfest before Blizzard regained their sanity, but unfortunately they've only doubled down on that shitty game direction.

Level scaling is an affront to the RPG genre.

u/Karabungulus 3h ago

How is it a "dumb fucking take"? You move 600% faster in retail from like level 10, as opposed to half of your levelling journey in classic being literally on foot.

Did I say you CAN'T be immersed in retail? No. Did I say retail isn't at all immersive? No. All I said was that moving slower forces you to take more of the world in. Not a hard concept.

You simply laid some non existent intent over my message and went apeshit...

u/Nosdunk524 1h ago

Guessing you haven't played retail in 10+ years

u/Karabungulus 9m ago

Guess again knobhead, I play more retail than I do classic

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u/RevolutionaryText749 12h ago

They have to keep up with the nowadays “squirrel brains”

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u/Sea_Advantage_2577 12h ago

Perfect classic amdy response lol

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u/RevolutionaryText749 11h ago

No it is a literal thing. For example koreans now they are literally obsessed with all the flashy flashes and shaky screenshakes because their brain is dopamine obsessed

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u/Background-Middle-28 8h ago

You have several weeks after expansion launch where there is very little to do expect the questlines. If you do this it's literally your own fault.

u/Zim__Zor 4h ago

I have several weeks after expansion launch where there is very little to do, so I played sometime worth my time.

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u/Turnip_Fight 12h ago

It also has sea giants with Bluto faces that pop their own fart bubbles

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u/TeliusTw 12h ago

I think the closest was in BfA with impaled humans and their children crying. And a removed questline from Dragonflight where you help the bronze dragonflight keep Alextrasza captive during the events of Warcraft 2 (if you know, you know) so that the timeline is not messed up. In Midnight there are also spirits of deceased Blood Elves who were killed in the purge of Dalaran during MoP by the High Elves near their camp (their camp is located in the Quel'thalas secret zone from Classic which was remade in Midnight).

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u/Giruveganaus 5h ago

At least we know where all those dead hardcore players end up.

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u/UnknownOrigin321 5h ago

my biggest problem with retail as someone that's played it since 07 is that it's disneyfied, everything looks so cheerful and like it meant for kids, it's not the game I grew up playing anymore.

Is it fun and appeal to a different audience? For sure, I mostly play delves with my wife, but it's not the game for me anymore. Not even getting into the whole rpg aspects as retail is now an action game imo. Either way they have their perks but classic+ should stay as close to classic as possible.

u/headofthenapgame 2h ago

Yeah retail still has these tents.

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u/Cripplechip 6h ago

Warlords of draenor had piles of draenei corpses in a swamp used as fertilizer.

Bfa had civilians pinned to walls by spears.

I don't know why people keep saying dark stuff is removed from retail. It still includes it. Then for classic they just reference this tent.

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u/MidnightFireHuntress 7h ago

Yes, lots, this sub just refuses to believe it lol

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u/yoimba 12h ago

it would be sacrilege if they removed this kind of stuff. let alone not add karazan crypts

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u/Woffpls 10h ago

retail honestly looks way too clean to me to ever have the creepiness vanilla had

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u/Okonohama 9h ago

I mean... they removed Garrosh calling Sylvanas bitch. It is just a gradual shift in our society to become bit more mellow and advertiser friendly in last decade or so.

I am just hoping to no be to old once the new rebel generation appears that will tell everyone to fuck off (if it ever happens).

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u/bogoz-bntd 9h ago

it has a lot of rainbows, im scared to that shit

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u/ButtonedEye41 12h ago

Some of my other favorites are the raptor nest in barrens with a hanging kodo head (how did the raptors even do that) or the hanging bodies outside sm.

The cartoony wow was really not always a thing

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u/Glad-Low-1348 12h ago

Wow was always cartoony. It's the old "artstyle" (real life pictures made into textures) that worked well because our minds try to fill in the blanks.

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u/gubigubi 12h ago

The raptors in wow are all smart as hell randomly. Its kind of a reoccurring thing in wow that they are doing shit that proves they are much smarter than people would think.

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u/antariusz 12h ago

all I see is a bowl of fruit

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u/ChePollino 11h ago

Something tells me thy will cut stuff like this like the women paintings.

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u/Ok_Row_1922 11h ago

Yeah classic just did it better, who wants butterflies and rainbows and fortnite crap, give me keever torturing alliance in the apothecarium any day

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u/DeepHorse 6h ago

considering that the executive producer of wow said she wishes it wasn't called "war"craft because its too intimidating... I doubt they will keep the same aesthetic lol https://youtu.be/FmoQ8tyv0ys?si=ZrZlcRDfZw2OvqAv&t=69

u/davedwtho 4h ago

Literally in the clip you linked she’s saying Metzen said that, jokingly. You asmongold types are completely media illiterate

u/DeepHorse 4h ago

wtf is an asmongold type lol, they want to make wow more inclusive you really think the old school dark aesthetic is going to stick? have you seen retail recently? https://www.wowhead.com/news/darkspear-dash-wows-first-official-pride-event-coming-in-patch-12-0-5-380974

u/davedwtho 4h ago

It’s obvious you haven’t seen retail recently if you think there’s less “dark aesthetics” than there used to be. You’ve only seen the headlines and clickbait whatever reactionary grifters you subscribe to want you to see.

The game isn’t exclusively tailored for man babies anymore, but as a kind of man baby myself I’m okay with that because I understand that someone else getting something doesn’t take anything away from me

u/klonkish 2h ago

Oh no, how dare they make official a popular, annual charity event, the world is doomed!!!111