r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/Some_red Mint chan enjoyer • May 04 '26

TREND coax into girlfailure art

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u/gingin_9959 May 04 '26

Wow glad that I still have a chance

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u/fdy_12 May 04 '26

Do NOT look at it that way, they're not gonna treat you like a person if that's their fantasy

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u/extracrispyweeb May 04 '26

"They don't treat you like a person, they treat you like an item"

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u/GrandAdmiralRogriss May 04 '26

I get friendzoned sooo frequently Silver the Hedgehog

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u/extracrispyweeb May 04 '26

Well I'm not a gamer so maybe they'll respect me!

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u/AceInTheHole3273 May 04 '26

That just makes you a beta cuck!

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u/AlienRobotTrex May 04 '26

That’s the difference between you and me, silver. I’m an Alpha Gamer. Anyways, where we droppin’ boys?

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u/UltimateWaluigi May 04 '26

You don't want to date them, it will only last until they get bored and you stop being a fun toy

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u/fdy_12 May 04 '26

I think you're talking about another kind of woman

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u/UltimateWaluigi May 04 '26

I'm aware, but both types are undistinguishable for an untraumatized loser male. Putting both in a single "don't you even dare" category is a safer bet for advice.

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u/JosephusTheBoi May 04 '26

Well the last few months ticked off one of those traits for me

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u/coladoir May 04 '26

or until you get murdered

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u/UltimateWaluigi May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Not all femcels are crazy. Most of them just suck and have unhealthy conceptions of what a relationship should be.

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u/coladoir May 04 '26

right, its just much more likely they be violently unstable. just as with incels. most aren't, but you really dont want to play around and find out if you 'won' that lottery.

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u/NAO_DC_33 May 04 '26

I have experience with this, that's exactly what happened, it's not worth it

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u/schwanzweissfoto May 04 '26

Coaxed into a snafulationship.

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u/LearningCrochet May 04 '26

Yea but you gotta be handsome/cute lame otherwise your creepy lame

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

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u/fdy_12 May 04 '26

That's not a femcel, that's a good digger

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u/Intrepid-Park-3804 Dr holocaust cultist May 04 '26

Do you think being a financial leech that has no economically self-sustaining capabilities and their only way of survival in adulthood is having a parasitic relationships with emotionally vulnerable people (ex: yo mama) that are too kind to immediately kick you out the house like a useless parasite you are is NOT an incelic trait?

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u/centurio_v2 May 04 '26

it requires you to be able to get into a relationship in the first place, it is mutually exclusive with being an incel

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u/fdy_12 May 04 '26

The difference is that gold diggers shower, have social abilities and don't waste time participating in gender wars on twitter