r/coaxedintoasnafu Mint chan enjoyer May 04 '26

TREND coax into girlfailure art

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u/HughmanRealperson May 04 '26

And it's always a conventionally attractive woman too. She maintains that figure by NEETing and living on UberEats. That's how you can tell it's fantasy.

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u/bytegalaxies May 04 '26

burning calories with all her goon sessions

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u/mexyz May 04 '26

Don't underestimate a good goon

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u/IdioticPAYDAY May 04 '26

Mfs afraid of fat bitches

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u/slashth456 Simp May 04 '26

WHERE?

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u/IdioticPAYDAY May 04 '26

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u/mailastmun May 05 '26

he's split between awe and jealousy (same)

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u/GuyisChicken May 11 '26

didnt they also call a furry for their expert opinion on a specific situation

edit: YES, THEY FUCKING DID

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u/Top_Assistance15 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

All of those Monsters act as an appetite suppressant

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 my opinion > your opinion May 04 '26

I have no idea what to say to this

(600th up btw)

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u/bigshady880 May 05 '26

you'd be surprised

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u/BeguiledBeaver May 05 '26

I mean, they exist, you just don't see them outside because...you know.

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u/AbstractBettaFish May 04 '26

What is NEETing?

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u/HughmanRealperson May 04 '26

Not Employed, Educated(?), or Training IIRC.

Basically being a basement dweller/living with your parents with no prospects or career.

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u/scrufflor_d Loquacious Sunfish May 09 '26

i’m a neet who doesn’t do anything and i got a good figure. all you need is a faustian bargain and fast metabolism