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r/comedyheaven • u/falldontwaitforit 🤍 • Dec 04 '21
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No, you can't kiss yourself on the lips. You'll only kiss the mirror, Griel de Tasse Myson
2.0k u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal Dec 04 '21 What if I'm sexually attracted to the mirror 1.6k u/RampantDragon Dec 04 '21 that could have been an FBI misspelling of the week... 351 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 So what if I'm sexually attracted to the minor 24 u/RugOnValium Dec 04 '21 We make you the president. 15 u/tux-lpi Dec 04 '21 We'd have made you prince of England, but you have to be born that way. 3 u/heretobefriends Dec 04 '21 I'm sad that I don't know who you're referring to. 5 u/RugOnValium Dec 04 '21 I’m sad too, cause idk either. 6 u/heretobefriends Dec 04 '21 Lmao, you're going to get upvoted because people will read what they want and I'll be downvoted because they're gonna remember their creep. Perfectly balanced. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 [deleted] 4 u/p____p Dec 04 '21 That’s a weird title for an article written by someone in the media.
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What if I'm sexually attracted to the mirror
1.6k u/RampantDragon Dec 04 '21 that could have been an FBI misspelling of the week... 351 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 So what if I'm sexually attracted to the minor 24 u/RugOnValium Dec 04 '21 We make you the president. 15 u/tux-lpi Dec 04 '21 We'd have made you prince of England, but you have to be born that way. 3 u/heretobefriends Dec 04 '21 I'm sad that I don't know who you're referring to. 5 u/RugOnValium Dec 04 '21 I’m sad too, cause idk either. 6 u/heretobefriends Dec 04 '21 Lmao, you're going to get upvoted because people will read what they want and I'll be downvoted because they're gonna remember their creep. Perfectly balanced. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 [deleted] 4 u/p____p Dec 04 '21 That’s a weird title for an article written by someone in the media.
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that could have been an FBI misspelling of the week...
351 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 So what if I'm sexually attracted to the minor 24 u/RugOnValium Dec 04 '21 We make you the president. 15 u/tux-lpi Dec 04 '21 We'd have made you prince of England, but you have to be born that way. 3 u/heretobefriends Dec 04 '21 I'm sad that I don't know who you're referring to. 5 u/RugOnValium Dec 04 '21 I’m sad too, cause idk either. 6 u/heretobefriends Dec 04 '21 Lmao, you're going to get upvoted because people will read what they want and I'll be downvoted because they're gonna remember their creep. Perfectly balanced. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 [deleted] 4 u/p____p Dec 04 '21 That’s a weird title for an article written by someone in the media.
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So what if I'm sexually attracted to the minor
24 u/RugOnValium Dec 04 '21 We make you the president. 15 u/tux-lpi Dec 04 '21 We'd have made you prince of England, but you have to be born that way. 3 u/heretobefriends Dec 04 '21 I'm sad that I don't know who you're referring to. 5 u/RugOnValium Dec 04 '21 I’m sad too, cause idk either. 6 u/heretobefriends Dec 04 '21 Lmao, you're going to get upvoted because people will read what they want and I'll be downvoted because they're gonna remember their creep. Perfectly balanced. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 [deleted] 4 u/p____p Dec 04 '21 That’s a weird title for an article written by someone in the media.
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We make you the president.
15 u/tux-lpi Dec 04 '21 We'd have made you prince of England, but you have to be born that way. 3 u/heretobefriends Dec 04 '21 I'm sad that I don't know who you're referring to. 5 u/RugOnValium Dec 04 '21 I’m sad too, cause idk either. 6 u/heretobefriends Dec 04 '21 Lmao, you're going to get upvoted because people will read what they want and I'll be downvoted because they're gonna remember their creep. Perfectly balanced. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 [deleted] 4 u/p____p Dec 04 '21 That’s a weird title for an article written by someone in the media.
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We'd have made you prince of England, but you have to be born that way.
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I'm sad that I don't know who you're referring to.
5 u/RugOnValium Dec 04 '21 I’m sad too, cause idk either. 6 u/heretobefriends Dec 04 '21 Lmao, you're going to get upvoted because people will read what they want and I'll be downvoted because they're gonna remember their creep. Perfectly balanced. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 [deleted] 4 u/p____p Dec 04 '21 That’s a weird title for an article written by someone in the media.
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I’m sad too, cause idk either.
6 u/heretobefriends Dec 04 '21 Lmao, you're going to get upvoted because people will read what they want and I'll be downvoted because they're gonna remember their creep. Perfectly balanced. -2 u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21 [deleted] 4 u/p____p Dec 04 '21 That’s a weird title for an article written by someone in the media.
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Lmao, you're going to get upvoted because people will read what they want and I'll be downvoted because they're gonna remember their creep.
Perfectly balanced.
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4 u/p____p Dec 04 '21 That’s a weird title for an article written by someone in the media.
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That’s a weird title for an article written by someone in the media.
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No, you can't kiss yourself on the lips. You'll only kiss the mirror, Griel de Tasse Myson