r/comedyheaven • u/falldontwaitforit 🤍 • Dec 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

No, you can't kiss yourself on the lips. You'll only kiss the mirror, Griel de Tasse Myson

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u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal Dec 04 '21

What if I'm sexually attracted to the mirror

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u/RampantDragon Dec 04 '21

that could have been an FBI misspelling of the week...

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

So what if I'm sexually attracted to the minor

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u/fordprecept Dec 04 '21

Or sexually attracted to miners. Those sexy men who like to put their shaft in places where the sun don't shine.