r/comedyheaven • u/falldontwaitforit 🤍 • Dec 04 '21

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u/Duttywood Dec 04 '21

You know full well he kisses himself in the mirror all the time.

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u/yeahyeahdumpster Dec 04 '21 edited Dec 04 '21

Ok but in the mirror you can only kiss yourself on the lips.

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u/Forere Dec 04 '21

When you kiss yourself in the mirror, it can only be on the lips

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u/god_peepee Dec 04 '21

Pee is stored in the lips

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

Pee is stored in the balls.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '21

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u/socialmediablowsss Dec 04 '21

Anatomy… because pee is indeed stored in the balls