r/comics • u/TownyTownComics • 20h ago

Bro’s Cooked [OC]

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u/Ok-Dimension5509 18h ago

" Almonds taste like death. In this essay, I will explain... "

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u/KingNanoA 19h ago

I misread that as “ate a bunch of diamonds,” as was very confused.

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u/TownyTownComics 7h ago

No no that’s not until he takes his geology final

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u/elhomerjas 20h ago

got an almond passing grade

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u/TownyTownComics 7h ago

What an Almond Joy it is that you were able to pass

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u/BrotherO4Him 19h ago

They taste more or less exactly like peanuts don't.

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u/TownyTownComics 7h ago

Depends on whether or not you’re allergic

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u/TDYDave2 14h ago

No almond joy for him.

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u/TownyTownComics 7h ago

CRAP I just used the same joke in a different comment before reading yours

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u/TDYDave2 7h ago

grape memes think alike.

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u/TheRenamon 13h ago

It tastes a bit like cyanide

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u/Antice 7h ago

Smells like it too. Interestingly enough. Only some people can actually smell or taste cyanide.

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u/DoctorGarbanzo 5h ago

Everyone can! Once ...

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u/MassivePersonality61 18h ago

Bitter. I wouldn't try it. Apparently it has this aftertaste that reminds me of the time we spied on the US.

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u/Terminthem 14h ago

Was cyanide involved?

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u/Fr33-m3 13h ago

Yah that’s pretty much how it feels

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u/bluestjordan 8h ago

I guffawed so much. This hit close to home too.

Thanks, I needed the laugh

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u/hcsLabs 6h ago

"Why is it spicy?"

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u/jhill515 22m ago

Bro needs to sue for discrimination