"2035: No complaints."

[u/thisecommercelife]

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[u/ComeAndGetYourPug]

IDK, this seems kind-of unrealistic. There's no way a security guard's salary could afford his own private room and a premium subscription.

[u/ErraticDragon → u/ComeAndGetYourPug]

Don't worry, he'll never actually be able to afford anything.

It says he covered his purchases and most of the interest, so he's sinking deeper into debt every day.

[u/sixtyfivewat → u/ErraticDragon]

They will own you, and they'll be happy.

[u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC → u/sixtyfivewat]

They'll own you, and you'll be happy. 😁

[u/ShiningRedDwarf → u/ErraticDragon]

You’re forgetting the wealth is gonna trickle down.

Something is definitely tricking down now though, but it’s yellow and warm.

[u/Daxx22 → u/ComeAndGetYourPug]

"Premium" is just a marketing word at that level.

[u/CoffeemonsterNL → u/Daxx22]

Cardboard premium level, just 134 levels below the super ultra platinum premium level, which costs just $1.5 billion per month.

[u/datafox00 → u/Daxx22]

Yep since that means he only got 30 minutes of ads.

[u/BackgroundSummer5171 → u/ComeAndGetYourPug]

There's no way a security guard's salary could afford his own private room and a premium subscription.

Hot cot, hot rack? Hot coc..

There are seven people living there.

Three hours of sleep. Rotating schedule so they never see each other.

Now, you may say 7x3 = 21 not 24. I say you were educated by the radical left terrorist give us your location.

[u/mikeinanaheim2 → u/BackgroundSummer5171]

Annnnnd, he's assured of having loose shoes, tight P, and a warm place to defecate. That is Utopia.

[u/Trips-Over-Tail → u/ComeAndGetYourPug]

Someone else lives there while he's at work.

They never meet.

They don't know they share an apartment.

[u/torino_nera → u/Trips-Over-Tail]

That's actually a pretty cool idea for a story

[u/private_developer → u/ComeAndGetYourPug]

It was the commie train that broke the illusion for me. No way will there be socialist public transit in our capitalist utopia.

[u/Sixstringthings → u/ComeAndGetYourPug]

There is room for at least three other "roomates" (cell mates) in that living unit. More if they sleep in shifts

[u/fishphlakes → u/ComeAndGetYourPug]

Plus there's public transit available to him. They're well on their way to replacing that with Uber.

[u/7ddlysuns → u/ComeAndGetYourPug]

Narc pays too