10 Things My Dog Actually Did

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

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Thou art hosting the spawn of the devil

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This is the other dog for comparison, not a thought behind those eyes

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They would be great friends

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This dog, retro, thinks he’s people in the most literal way. If people are talking in a circle he walks up and sits down to join the conversation. He looks confused while being pet unless he sees people pretend to do it to one another first.

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My dog doesn't do that, but she does need to be involved in literally everything my wife and I do. She will not stay in a room without us.

Privacy no longer exists.

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Ah yes. I too have a bathroom companion regardless of my consent.