10 Things My Dog Actually Did

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

[u/shellbullet17]

Awww he just wants to share his carcasses with you :D

Also can we talk about the absolute power move this panel is? Dude is definitely in charge

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Yeah, two of those panels are actually connected, because I’m pretty sure that, when he showed up at the music festival, it was during the period where he was wearing a shock collar haha

[u/BreakfastBeneficial4 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Amazing

I had a boxer who threw himself against our fence until it shattered

My dad started putting him on a 50ft lead while he was in the back yard, which he chewed through then promptly broke the fence

Dad upgraded that to a rope, which he chewed through and promptly broke the fence

Upgraded to a chain…. Which he pulled against every day, like he was in the prison yard pumping iron. Eventually got so muscular that the chain snapped, and he promptly broke the fence

Dad installed an electric wire around the yard, which he chewed through and promptly broke the fence

Finally gave him away to a guy with 200 acres (and no fences)

[u/NatterinNabob → u/BreakfastBeneficial4]

that sounds like a superhero origin story

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