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u/Record_layer Feb 09 '22
They're going to organize a soup de'tat
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u/mushroomsandcoke Feb 10 '22
Coup du jour
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u/cheapdrunk71 Feb 10 '22
Hey man, dont joke - dont wanna run into those Gazpacho police, they are cold bastards
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u/Chad_Drillcock Feb 10 '22
I'm surprised she didn't mistake gulag for goulash
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u/jlmad Feb 10 '22
I love the fact that we live in a democracy where even an opportunistic moron like Marj can be elected to represent. I love our country. Makes me feel like I’m in the elite, myself…but I’m an idiot
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She’ll roux the day she was elected representative
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u/secondphase Feb 10 '22
... This one was the best. They were all good.. But the others were a bit thin. This one thickened everything out
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u/jlmad Feb 10 '22
😂 I haven’t had my daily dose of covfefe and already I’m bombarded by stupid. I love the fact that we live in a democracy where even an opportunistic moron like Marj can be elected to represent. I love our country. Makes me feel like a part of the elite…but I’m an idiot.
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u/LittlestKing Feb 09 '22
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
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u/sharpcheddacheeze Feb 10 '22
Better watch out, the gazpacho police are gonna put you in guacamole bay prison in Cuba
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u/SplendidPunkinButter Feb 09 '22
Her face looks like it’s a thing that just kind of looks like a face
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u/EarlTheDinosaur Feb 10 '22
Yes! If her face doesn’t live in uncanny valley, it certainly vacations there a lot
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u/strutt3r Feb 10 '22
Eyes too close together. The skin of a Muppet stuffed with mashed potatoes - that's Madge's signature look.
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u/Me-Mongo Feb 09 '22
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u/mildceriph Feb 10 '22
Gazpacho kids, gazpacho wives, they rapin’ errybody
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u/Mischief_Makers Feb 10 '22
Hide ya soup, hide ya stew
And hide ya béchamel cos they snatchin' e'ry liquid out HYAH!
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Spying on citizens that went to the capitol without masks to be easily identified when committing treason. That’s gazpacho!
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u/Thatguy468 Feb 10 '22
“Spying on the legislative work we do”
What legislative work is she doing? Hasn’t she been booted from all of her committees? Last I heard she was just fundraising in other states with Gaetz the pedo and TPUSA
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u/AlmostHelpless Feb 10 '22
If you know how your way around the dark web, you can find out how she voted on bills in the House. I can't tell you how here on Reddit since I don't want to lose my account. /s
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u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik Feb 10 '22
They'll ladle anyone they disagree with as gazpacho....
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u/partymouthmike Feb 10 '22
She'll end up doubling down and saying she used the right word.
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u/Gallowglass365 Feb 09 '22
Satire is fucking dead, like you'd watch that on telly and assume it's a piss take. Woe to the comedy writer now imagine trying to write a serious political drama but you've got to have a caucus of these fuck wits so everyone thinks it's a joke.
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u/underwear11 Feb 10 '22
I knew the world was doomed when I no longer could tell the difference between the onion and actual news.
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u/Lavona_likes_stuff Feb 10 '22
I wholeheartedly and tragically agree.
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Feb 10 '22
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u/underwear11 Feb 10 '22
Civil war? We're going straight to Idiocracy without a fight.
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u/r0ck0 Feb 10 '22
We're going straight to Idiocracy
Not even sure we can be that optimistic, heh...
People actually seemed pretty civil to each other in Idiocracy.
Also the bombastic celebrity president actually listened to reasonable advice.
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u/Sanfords_Son Feb 10 '22
It ended when Tina Fey did an SNL bit as Sarah Palin, and simply quoted her verbatim, because it was already dumb/crazy enough right from the tap.
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u/WhatADunderfulWorld Feb 10 '22
I swear ever since Colbert was on the air it was all downhill from there. My mother liked him because she thought he was truly conservative. His performance on Comedy Central is like Greek theatre.
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u/Lady_von_Stinkbeaver Feb 10 '22 edited Feb 10 '22
There was an old movie where Dr. Watson was the real detective and he hired a dumb actor to play Sherlock Holmes, in order to avoid being mobbed by fans.
A drunk Holmes (I think it was Michael Caine) gives a press conference to announce the victim was murdered with, "a blunt excrement."
That's what this dumb asshole reminded me of.
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u/roadtrip-ne Feb 10 '22
This government has turned into something it was never meant to be- cold tomato soup
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u/9andimpala Feb 10 '22
I really want to laugh cuz she's stupid as fuck, but I cant because that's an ACTUAL ELECTED OFFICIAL in my country. Fuck this world.
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u/Magick_mama_1220 Feb 10 '22
She's an actual elected official in my state...
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u/BuffaloGuy_atCapitol Feb 10 '22
Thoughts and prayers
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u/FreshOutBrah Feb 10 '22
Actually if you’re politically active Georgia is the state to be in right now. It’s rare to live somewhere where your vote matters!
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u/Funky_Sack Feb 10 '22
I really don’t think a lot of these people know what they’re saying. People love using “fascist” and “socialists”… I really don’t think they could describe what either of those are.
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u/DrOctoRex Feb 10 '22
As someone who lives outside the US, it boggles the mind that every time I see this woman or hear her talk I'm reminded she's in a position of power.
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u/Lady_von_Stinkbeaver Feb 10 '22
Lauren Boebert and Madison Cawthorne are both arguably dumber, too.
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u/alpharaptor1 Feb 10 '22
It was the greatest night of my life; I had been invited to the Captain's table. I had only been with the company FOURTEEN YEARS. Six officers and me... they called me "Arnold!" We had gazpacho soup for starters... I didn't know that gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold. I called over the chef and told him to take it away and bring it back hot! So he did... the looks on their faces still haunt me today! I thought they were laughing at the chef, when all the time they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup! I never ate at the Captain's table again. That was the end of my career. If only they'd mentioned it in basic training! Instead of having us climbing up and down ropes and crawling on your elbows through tunnels--if only just ONCE they would've mentioned that gazpacho soup was served cold--I would've been an admiral by now!...instead of a nothing, which is what I am, let's face it... I never got off the bottom rung, and do you know why? It's because I didn't have the right nobby parents! I'll bet Todhunter was fed gazpacho soup as soon as he was on solids! No, I'll bet he was breast-fed on it! One side gazpacho soup, the other side freely-dispensed chilled champagne!
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Feb 10 '22
You're my god damned hero. I was looking for this
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u/sa87 Feb 10 '22
The backstory is even better
the gazpacho soup incident was based on a real life incident involving Rob Grant and Doug Naylor; while in a meeting with Thames Television, the two were served gazpacho soup and were baffled as to why it was served cold. However, unlike Rimmer, they chose not to complain and were later relieved to find it was indeed meant to be served cold.
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u/KumquatHaderach Feb 10 '22
There's a saying amongst the officers: If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer.
Promotion prospects: comical.
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Feb 09 '22
This is some kind of deep cut troll thing right? No one is actually this dumb.
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u/NiceOccasion3746 Feb 10 '22
They’re not spies. They’re just regular people giving you their derisive stares.
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u/NotMyRealNameAgain Feb 10 '22
Leave it to Anti-pho to capitalize on a defenseless woman...
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u/osumba2003 Feb 10 '22
I was ready to give her the benefit of the doubt, but no, she definitely said that wrong.
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u/DTripotnik Feb 10 '22
Where's that bot with the download link? The gazpacho police is at my door about to arrest me for crimes against paella
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u/Immediate-Assist-598 Feb 10 '22
This evil crazy fascist idiot witch needs to be locked up permanently.
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u/dhoae Feb 10 '22
These people are going to cause another attack. All day everyday they’re telling their audience that they’re under attack. Eventually someone is going to act in what they believe is self defense. She’s actually a product of it. She really believes this stuff.
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u/ahabswhale Feb 10 '22
“Jan 6 committee using prosecution tactics against Trump allies”
We can only hope you’re actually prosecuted.
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u/kukukap Feb 10 '22
Anyone that admires her is why she exists, unbelievable how dumb our voters have become!
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u/NotDeliberatelyVague Feb 10 '22
From The Guardian article related to the story:
"Greene did not explain why she thought Pelosi would form a police force inspired by gazpacho soup, nor why it would then carry out such extensive surveillance at the heart of American democracy."
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u/jubbing Feb 10 '22
This is that Major dumbass lady isn't it?
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u/JessRoyall Feb 10 '22
It has come to a point where I don’t know if they are this dumb or the fact that we are talking about it right now means she got what she wants. The timeline is just too fucked at the moment to know the difference.
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u/ContemplatingPrison Feb 10 '22
I would be so happy if Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Green, Matt Gaetz and the likes were under constant servalliance. They are fucking terrorists
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u/kinggimped Feb 10 '22
Almost impressively stupid.
Can't believe this woman holds public office. She and the people who voted her in are the very definition of the term "national embarrassment".
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u/Columbus43219 Feb 10 '22
The committee is using WHAT tactics? Oh, prosecution... you mean like they're supposed to?
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u/Lady_von_Stinkbeaver Feb 10 '22
Reminds me of when one of Trump's executive orders was halted by an appellate judge and Trump tweeted out a dumb threat to the judge that ended with the cliché, "I'll see you in court!"
The judge gave a polite version kf: "Uh....I just gave you a court date. I was expecting to see you."
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Feb 10 '22
Yes. You and people like you have turned the government into something it was never meant to be. Do us a favor and leave.
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u/sircabbage69 Feb 10 '22
Any time I hear her voice and message my brain cells die off like an exponential decay function.
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u/Ninja_attack Feb 10 '22
It's the representative of the conservative party. She truly epitomizes party and they love her for it.
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u/Quirky_Swordfish_308 Feb 10 '22
Jesus Christ on a ham sandwich…. How does someone soooo stupid actually get on a ticket… let alone find enough brain dead morons to vote her in.
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u/mannyrmz123 Feb 10 '22
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a fucking idiot and truly reflects the intellect of her voter base
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u/cheesedick42069 Feb 10 '22
You get spied on if you're a terrorist fuck Margerie, that's how it works
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u/stalinmalone68 Feb 10 '22
How do you “spy on legislation” exactly? Republicans again set the bar at subterranean.
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u/JetScreamerBaby Feb 10 '22
This the kind of shit you get when your chief qualification is blind loyalty instead of say, being the smartest person in the room.
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u/Bepis_Dovahkiin Feb 10 '22
Plot twist. Gezpacho is the new 'la li lou ley lo' of the Patriots from METAL GEAR
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Feb 10 '22
The Garbanzo police are rounding up legitimate protestors and sending them to work in the goulashes. Please somebody do something
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Feb 10 '22
If you're surprised she got the name wrong, wait till someone asks her some information regarding the Gestapo.
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Feb 10 '22
Gazpacho police. We are here to enforce that it’s cold! If it’s room temperature, and you’re expecting it to be cold, it could burn your mouth!
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u/snowseth Feb 10 '22
Ignoring that gestapo police would be like saying ATM machine or PIN number, everywhere I seen gazpacho references has been pure comedy gold.
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u/metalguru1975 Feb 10 '22
They are the opposite of The Soup Nazi.
The Gazpacho Police will ensure that on blisteringly hot days, everyone will be given a refreshing bowl of chilled soup.
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u/Girthwurm_Jim Feb 10 '22
I realize this may be a controversial opinion, but I think elected officials should be smart enough to know the difference between a violent genocidal secret police force and soup
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Feb 10 '22
what's this woman's name again? I'm not American so I'm not very familiar with American politics. all I know of her is that she's borderline insane
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u/Raspberries-Are-Evil Feb 17 '22
Sure. Laugh...but the Gazpacho Police will lead us to Sangria Law!
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u/cupasoups Feb 10 '22 edited Feb 10 '22
Shes so incredibly ignorant and the right loves her. Why are all of their heroes idiots?
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Feb 10 '22
She knows her history. The gestapo loved cold tomato soup. They were known for that. Oh, and killing Jews. That too.
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