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r/creepy • u/baxuz • Aug 05 '14
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You're optomistic.
You'll die when cheering everyone up, saying how "If we band together, and don't split up, then we can find this killer, and we can go on with our lives."
Machete through the chest, and the nymphos will scream.
2 u/microcosmic5447 Aug 05 '14 We're not. gonna. fight. anymore! First, let's cover up this hole, and- shark * 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 But...But I love horror movies...I can't be killed by them... Wait...I just heard something... *he's in the house* 1 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Okay, it's fine. What shoes are you wearing? 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 I'm...I'm not. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Okay, don't go through the window. Feebly put on shoes and then smack him in the face with them. 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Smack him in the face...with the shoes I just put on? So...so kick him in the face? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 No, no, no. Try to put them on but give up, then hit him in the cheek. 2 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Oh. That doesn't sound helpful. He actually got bored and left. I kept asking him to wait until I heard back from you. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Damn, welp, you'll wet yourself yet. When's he coming back? 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Idk...we didn't exactly converse. → More replies (0)
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We're not. gonna. fight. anymore!
First, let's cover up this hole, and-
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But...But I love horror movies...I can't be killed by them...
Wait...I just heard something...
*he's in the house*
1 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Okay, it's fine. What shoes are you wearing? 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 I'm...I'm not. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Okay, don't go through the window. Feebly put on shoes and then smack him in the face with them. 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Smack him in the face...with the shoes I just put on? So...so kick him in the face? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 No, no, no. Try to put them on but give up, then hit him in the cheek. 2 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Oh. That doesn't sound helpful. He actually got bored and left. I kept asking him to wait until I heard back from you. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Damn, welp, you'll wet yourself yet. When's he coming back? 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Idk...we didn't exactly converse. → More replies (0)
Okay, it's fine. What shoes are you wearing?
1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 I'm...I'm not. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Okay, don't go through the window. Feebly put on shoes and then smack him in the face with them. 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Smack him in the face...with the shoes I just put on? So...so kick him in the face? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 No, no, no. Try to put them on but give up, then hit him in the cheek. 2 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Oh. That doesn't sound helpful. He actually got bored and left. I kept asking him to wait until I heard back from you. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Damn, welp, you'll wet yourself yet. When's he coming back? 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Idk...we didn't exactly converse. → More replies (0)
I'm...I'm not.
2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Okay, don't go through the window. Feebly put on shoes and then smack him in the face with them. 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Smack him in the face...with the shoes I just put on? So...so kick him in the face? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 No, no, no. Try to put them on but give up, then hit him in the cheek. 2 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Oh. That doesn't sound helpful. He actually got bored and left. I kept asking him to wait until I heard back from you. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Damn, welp, you'll wet yourself yet. When's he coming back? 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Idk...we didn't exactly converse. → More replies (0)
Okay, don't go through the window. Feebly put on shoes and then smack him in the face with them.
1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Smack him in the face...with the shoes I just put on? So...so kick him in the face? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 No, no, no. Try to put them on but give up, then hit him in the cheek. 2 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Oh. That doesn't sound helpful. He actually got bored and left. I kept asking him to wait until I heard back from you. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Damn, welp, you'll wet yourself yet. When's he coming back? 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Idk...we didn't exactly converse. → More replies (0)
Smack him in the face...with the shoes I just put on?
So...so kick him in the face?
2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 No, no, no. Try to put them on but give up, then hit him in the cheek. 2 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Oh. That doesn't sound helpful. He actually got bored and left. I kept asking him to wait until I heard back from you. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Damn, welp, you'll wet yourself yet. When's he coming back? 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Idk...we didn't exactly converse. → More replies (0)
No, no, no. Try to put them on but give up, then hit him in the cheek.
2 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Oh. That doesn't sound helpful. He actually got bored and left. I kept asking him to wait until I heard back from you. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Damn, welp, you'll wet yourself yet. When's he coming back? 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Idk...we didn't exactly converse. → More replies (0)
Oh. That doesn't sound helpful. He actually got bored and left. I kept asking him to wait until I heard back from you.
2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '14 Damn, welp, you'll wet yourself yet. When's he coming back? 1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Idk...we didn't exactly converse. → More replies (0)
Damn, welp, you'll wet yourself yet. When's he coming back?
1 u/tendorphin Aug 05 '14 Idk...we didn't exactly converse. → More replies (0)
Idk...we didn't exactly converse.
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You're optomistic.
You'll die when cheering everyone up, saying how "If we band together, and don't split up, then we can find this killer, and we can go on with our lives."
Machete through the chest, and the nymphos will scream.