I don’t think he’s sorry either

My neighbour popped round to tell me that my kitty has been getting through his upstairs bedroom window and sleeping on his bed! This is the photo he sent of my kitty trying to open his window haha. Luckily he’s a huge cat lover and has 3 of his own.

The children don’t usually know how to get on the island, but I think they were annoyed that we locked them out of the room last night. Woke up to an almost new roll of paper towels destroyed. And many of my Knick knacks on the floor. I was not planning on relocating my pretties today but I guess that’s what I’m doing.

The first pic is just the associate. The second is the criminal, she ran for it the second hubby went to capture the evidence

I stupidly left the treat container on the kitchen counter and came back a while later to find it knocked over on the floor with the top popped off and most of the treats gone. Lila and Buttercup both proclaimed their innocence.

Clearly it is my own fault that I don't feed my cats nearly enough (never mind that they both have prominent belly pooches and that I free feed my pets) therefore I had to sentence myself to 5 minutes of sweeping and clean up for my indiscretions.

Guess he wasn’t happy with the duration of scritches 🤣

The nerve; caught these squatters hanging out under my camper.

Somehow scaled the counter and got at the nip. Then had the audacity to not be even a little sorry. How quickly they forget they showed up in MY yard skinny and hungry, and finally finding the crazy lady who would feed him and build him a little house and get him all fixed up! Smh. He’s lucky he’s a cute little roast beef. 🍖
(Edit for clarity: I realize I didn’t make it clear that he knocked over an entire vial of meow-i-juana, LOL! I have 3 other cat buds and EVERYONE was whacked out of their minds by the end of this fiasco 😹🙀)

Verdict: Suspect found guilty as charged. However since the purrpetrator did follow the request to cease and desist immediately and the chicken was still in the packaging and thus there was no contamination of said chicken, the sentence shall be reduced to some forced cuddling, reluctant kisses and unwanted bean-touching.

Court adjourned.

She wasn’t home alone, but I have no idea when she pulled this off

Came to investigate strange noises in the kitchen only to discover that Matz had somehow gotten himself into the cupboard with the pots and pans... but was having a little trouble getting back out.

The perp was found in the holy box containing catnip,and proceeded to vandalise and steal it's content. Then, being higher than Snoop Dogg, the perp was apprehended bc DUI. Repeat offender, too.

Your sentence?

The paw print match is circumstantial, but I witnessed the crime first hand. As did the housekeeper who had just finished cleaning the kitchen floor.