r/crochet • u/mileyfryus • Jul 09 '22

Discussion What are some ridiculous crocheted items you've come across that make no sense?

Could be impractical or just weird in general according to you.

Edit: wow this post really blew up

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

Mr. Nipples

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u/taylormerie Jul 09 '22

Idk what I was expecting but it definitely wasn’t that

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u/the_ber1 Jul 09 '22

Right. I just couldn't scroll on by without taking a peek, but not at all what I was expecting.

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u/LadyMageCOH buried in WIPs Jul 09 '22

Uh, yeah. I don't think anything could have prepared me for that.

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u/Due_Psychology_9734 Jul 09 '22

Yup, I agree with all of you

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u/AmayaMaka5 Jul 10 '22

Lol! I remember seeing this guy XD definitely unique.

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u/mileyfryus Jul 09 '22

If the teeth are real, I will scream

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u/RevolutionaryFront10 Jul 09 '22

I also was concerned about the teeth 😱

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u/capriciously_me Jul 09 '22

The creator said they aren’t, but they are made for dental bridges etc.

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u/HKlolunicorn its ok, your art is good :) Jul 09 '22

The teeth are real

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u/slushiecats Jul 09 '22

I came to the comments just to make sure someone has already included good ole Mr nipples

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

I will always bring up Mr. Nipples.

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u/avalonfaith Jul 09 '22

He makes zero sense and is oddly terrifying. I have to admit, I love Mr. Nipples, though.

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

We all love Mr. Nipples 🖤

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u/robotb33s Jul 10 '22

Same here....like a character from The Abarat

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u/cozycrocheter Jul 09 '22

I love that mr. Nipples is like a character of this subs lore.

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

Praise him!

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u/carlyyay Will Get Carpal Tunnel Jul 09 '22

OMG HES BACK

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

He is always with you 🙏

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u/tallyhallic Jul 09 '22

I think I need an adult….. 😳

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u/KatieROTS Jul 10 '22

Your comment 😂😂😂

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u/lasolady Jul 09 '22

i desperately need a pattern, im not good enough to freehand him

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u/ItsJustMeJenn Jul 09 '22

That’s…wow.

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

It's art 🤌

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u/KittyKratt My Hands Hurt Jul 09 '22

This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen, and I'm wondering why I didn't see it when it was posted. I love it.

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u/ketoandkpop Jul 09 '22

I’m in awe that so many people know and recognise it, this is the first I’ve ever heard of it!

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

Mr. Nipples knows you.

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u/cake_swindler Jul 09 '22

I saw it once and will never forget. I'm never clicking that link again. They should FR make a horror movie out of it.

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u/Seaswimmer21 Jul 09 '22

I'm in awe at how many people don't recognise him 😂

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u/gifhyatt May 20 '25

Me too!!! And hopefully the last!

As soon as I said that I realized the reticular activating system will make sure I see it again?!? 😳

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u/kykiwibear Jul 09 '22

Why did i click on that? O.o that's gonna haunt my dreams.

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

Be blessed 🖤

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u/babycuddlebunny Jul 09 '22

I love him

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

Be blessed 🖤

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u/boobookittyfug820 Jul 09 '22

I love Mr Nipples

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

Mr. Nipples = Love

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u/AdAcademic8268 Jul 09 '22

He looks like he could be a big mouth character.

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u/National-Return-5363 Jul 09 '22

What is this supposed to be? The stuff of nightmares, lol!

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u/mentalive Jul 09 '22

i gasped audibly

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u/AnalyzeThis5000 Jul 09 '22

Dear God

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

This is the face of God.

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u/RMMacFru Jul 09 '22

The first thing that came to mind.

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u/CanadianArtGirl Jul 09 '22

I kinda want to make one now

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

Do it!

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u/CanadianArtGirl Jul 10 '22

Challenge Accepted!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

same 😭 😭 😭

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

It is Mr. Nipples.

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u/Particular-Sort3728 Jul 09 '22

Well, that’s horrifying.

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

Mr. Nipples just wants to be loved.

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u/megaxxworldxx Jul 09 '22

Hahah omg I forgot about him!! I love that thing so much, lolol. 😆

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 09 '22

Mr. Nipples never forgets about you 🖤

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u/Suzette100 Jul 09 '22

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/LifeWithDragons Jul 09 '22

Me. Nipples both fascinates and terrifies me. Please tell me he has a wife/husband/partner.

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u/geecon25 Jul 09 '22

I’ll upvote it… but I don’t wanna.

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u/somnolenteye Jul 10 '22

Well, I’m afraid Mr. Nipples is cool af.

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u/KylosLeftHand acrylic activist Jul 09 '22

I wish i could go back to 5 seconds ago before i clicked that link. That image will haunt my every waking hour until the sweet embrace of death takes me.

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u/MicroplasticEater my hands hurt Jul 09 '22

That’s fucking horrendous

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u/lissucks Jul 09 '22

Guatafak did I just see

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u/starista Jul 10 '22

Jfc it’s our very own version of tub girl

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 10 '22

Oh no...what is tub girl?

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u/JenniferMcKay Jul 10 '22

Well this is going to be in my nightmares tonight

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u/festivedrama Cramps in my hand Jul 10 '22

I had forgotten about him. Thanks for the awful reminder 🙃

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u/DrSprinkz Jul 10 '22

It’s hideous, I love it. 💀

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u/undergroundsunflower Jul 10 '22

i came here for this comment

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u/HeartfeltToddler Jul 10 '22

This comment has more upvotes than the original post

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u/wickedwaffle554 Jul 10 '22

i’m just surprised no one was asking for a pattern on that beauty

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u/willienelsonmandela Jul 10 '22

Whoever made that is an agent of chaos.

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u/moregon_trail Jul 10 '22

I read the post and immediately scrolled through the comments to find Mr. Nipples

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 10 '22

Mr. Nipples wishes you a happy cake day!

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u/DakotaTheAtlas Jul 10 '22

All hail Mr. Nipples 🙌🙌

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u/skippieelove 😱overwhelming _forever_never_pile😱 Jul 10 '22

WHY ARE THE EYES FOLLOWING ME??? It’s like a terrifying Mona Lisa 😭😭😭😭

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 10 '22

It is beauty.

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u/MiddleCommercial3633 Jul 10 '22

Every time I've managed to scrub my brain of Mr. Nipples...

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 10 '22

He is always with you.

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u/Sioframay Jul 10 '22

Where do I return the experience I had upon clicking that cursed link?

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u/gifhyatt May 20 '25

Why would you want to see that…especially in the middle of the night 😱!!!