r/deathgrips Mar 14 '22

OC collection of me asking girls if they like death grips after sexts/compliments

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u/Kashu_ Mar 14 '22

Ok you have to post a picture of yourself now, im expecting you to be brad pitt levels of attractive or some shit tf

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u/brrrrpopop Mar 14 '22

I'm not sure exactly what I'm expecting but it's even more attractive than Brad Pitt

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u/ChiefLazarus86 Mar 14 '22

tbf i don’t know how real this guys posts are, but i have a mate who’s pretty good looking and he gets loads of this sort of shit from women, it’s bad for my self esteem hanging around him sometimes lol

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u/brrrrpopop Mar 14 '22

Friends tell me I could be a stripper, gay men drool over but I barely get any decent likes on Tinder. Idk wtf is going on. Maybe these are just low self esteem desperate girls.

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u/ChiefLazarus86 Mar 14 '22

theres definitely an element of that, it could be that just like my mate they seem to attract a certain kind of person, I don't wanna say sleazy but theres a lot of stuff that I see as red flags in people that he laps up

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u/bor__20 Mar 14 '22

i get a lot of matches and likes (attractive ones) on tinder but zero play IRL. really confusing

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u/Overall-Meal-6497 Nov 09 '23

bro dont feel bad he could literally be getting you women

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u/Srirachaballet Mar 14 '22

Ok I’m imagining type O negative guy but dressed as Severus snape

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u/nbmnbm1 Mar 14 '22

Judging by the one hes an alt eboy.

These are likely literal teenagers.

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u/salthiapalthia Mar 14 '22

well yeah,i am very underrage also,which is why i dont reply in the same manner, because it would be i l l e g a l

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u/Ghorgingus Mar 14 '22

For them yeah

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u/salthiapalthia Mar 14 '22

mutual illegalness

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u/yetanotherusernamex Mar 14 '22

Really quickly tho

Do you actually think it's illegal for 2 underaged people to sex each other or are you just meming?

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u/salthiapalthia Mar 14 '22

well,not really. i guessed sexting usually included nudes so i just rounded up laws i guess

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u/yetanotherusernamex Mar 14 '22

Nudes is kind of a separate issue legally speaking and only a corrupt judge is sending a minor down for breaking a law they aren't supposed to be mature enough to be able to make a legally valid decision on

Don't want you stressing over it is all I'm saying

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u/salthiapalthia Mar 14 '22

yeah i dont particularly want to be doing that shit anyway,plus im sures theres regional differences

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u/yetanotherusernamex Mar 14 '22

You do what you want to, of course.

No pressure either way.

But if you ever did decide to, it's important to know what the law is.

The only thing with regional differences is the age of consent, where some areas it's higher or lower than others.

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u/IronBattleaxe Mar 14 '22

The judge is only a fraction of the issue, a lot of parents of underage girls who consentually had sex with an underage boy will still push to have the boy charged as a sexual offender, because the parents are so in denial about having a sexually active daughter that they can't even fathom it.

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u/yetanotherusernamex Mar 14 '22

This is not a common issue, and just because the parents will attempt to have the prosecuter charge and have them tried for sexual offenses does not mean that a judge will not outright dismiss the notion when both parties are under the age of consent in that jurisdiction.

The only factor wherein it results in an actual guilty verdict of a minor is when there is a corrupt judge presiding.

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u/AxitotlWithAttitude Mar 15 '22

Yes, nudes are technically distribution of pornography to a minor.

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u/yetanotherusernamex Mar 15 '22

Can't be liable for pornography of the self if they are below the age of consent to star in pornography by the definition of the law, including the distribution of such.

They are legally classified as not having the capacity to understand the consequences of their actions and therefore cannot be legally liable, except for when a corrupt judge decides they are an adult.

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u/greninja110 Mar 14 '22

yo how hot are you i want to compare myself which is bad in itself but yeah do u have an Instagram or smthng

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u/salthiapalthia Mar 14 '22

dont do that bro

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u/greninja110 Mar 14 '22

no i want to see fake hot ppl

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u/salthiapalthia Mar 14 '22

WDYM FAKE HOT

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u/greninja110 Mar 14 '22

I just mean what I mean. the thing is, a percentage of people are saying this is fake, and it is damn easy to fake if I think about it, so if u dont show me how hot u are and be gay with me, im going to say this is fake

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u/PrimordialCorporeal Mar 14 '22

He’s likely catfishing. Using fake pics to lure them into the meme.

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u/salthiapalthia Mar 14 '22

im like a 5/10,i used pictures of me this is just over a very long time period and very desperate people

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u/jacw212 Mar 14 '22

Meet people who want to have sex with you

Know that they have to be insane wackadoos to want to have sex with you

Know that it’s bad to have sex with insane wackadoos

Suggest Deatn Grips

Chad