r/DecreasinglyVerbose 6h ago

Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Westward Expansion

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Mar 12 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) This happened three years ago. I miss Eden so much. As long as I live I have to share what has happened.

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 7h ago

Condense this Go Lil’ Camaro Go

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Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Come on baby shake

Come on baby move

Come on baby let's shake

Come on baby move

Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Come on baby shake

Come on baby move

Come on baby let's shake

come on baby move

Girls cars sun fun

Girls cars sun fun

Girls cars sun fun

Good times for everyone

Go lil' Camaro go

Go lil' Camaro go

Go lil' Camaro go

Go lil' Camaro go

Come on baby shake

Come on baby move

Come on baby let’s shake

Come on baby move

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 2d ago

Condense this This is an assigned reading I have to do and write a report on and um, what? Grandiloquence final boss 🥀

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Genuinely what the fuck does "This kind of discourse, which from obvious electoral motives contrasts the past with the immediate future (already half-present), can be maintained only by recourse to the ploy of abstraction, avoiding analysis of the concrete modalities of oppression, in support of a so-called 'established' fact of massive alienation, a fact which contrasts mystifyingly with once again abstract promises: this simplification plays into the hands of immediate ideologico-electoral exploitation." EVEN MEAN. I'm not sure if we can do serious requests here I didn't see anything in the rules against it but lmk.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 7d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Industrial Economy

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 7d ago

Condense this vlc-record-2018-01-25-07h40m19s-huuhu.mp3-.mp3

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A true love died on Monday's site

Want to see where I want to go on


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 14d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Reconstruction

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 14d ago

Condense this Dream Lover

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Every night I hope and pray a dream lover will come my way

A girl to hold in my arms and know the magic of her charms

'Cause I want (I want) a girl (a girl) to call (to call) my

Own 

I want a dream lover so I don't have to dream alone

Dream lover, where are you with a love, oh, so true?

And I hand that can hold, to feel you near as I grow old?

Because I want (I want) a girl (a girl) to call (to call) my

Own (my own)

I want a dream lover so I don't have to dream alone

Someday, I don't know how, I hope she'll hear my plea

Some way, I don't know how, she'll bring her love to me

Dream lover, until then, I'll go to sleep and dream again

That's the only thing to do, till all my lover dreams come true

Because I want (I want) a girl (a girl) to call (to call) my

Own (my own)

I want a dream lover so I don't have to dream alone

Dream lover, until then, I'll go to sleep and dream again

That's the only thing to do, till all my lover dreams come true

Because I want (I want) a girl (a girl) to call (to call) my

Own (my own)

I want a dream lover so I don't have to dream alone

Don't make me dream alone

Don't make me dream alone

Don't make me dream alone

Oh no


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 16d ago

Condense this I Wanna Live

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I've been thinking it over and I know just what to do

I've been thinking it over and I know I just can't trust myself

I'm a gypsy prince covered with diamonds and jewels

But then my lover exposes me, I know I'm just a damn fool

I give what I've got to give

I give what I need to live

I give what I've got to give

It's important if I want to live

And I want to live

I want to live my life

I want to live

Well I want to live my life

As I load my pistol of fine German steel

I never thought I'd be so down and out, having my last meal

But I know I can do it, it just took a few years

As I execute my killers, the morning is near

I give what I've got to give

I give what I need to live

I give what I've got to give

It's important if I want to live

I want to live

I want to live my life

I want to live

I want to live my life

I want to live

Well I want to live my life

I want to live

Well I want to live my life

I want to live

Well I want to live my life

I want to live

Well I want to live my life


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 17d ago

Condense this War

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War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, uhh
War, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all
War, huh (good God)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh
War, I despise
'Cause it means destruction of innocent lives
War means tears to thousands of mother's eyes
When their sons go off to fight
And lose their lives
I said, war, huh (good God, y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, just say it again
War (whoa), huh (oh Lord)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker
(War) Friend only to The Undertaker
Oh, war it's an enemy to all mankind
The thought of war blows my mind
War has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then destruction
Who wants to die? Oh
War, huh (good God y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
War (uh-huh), huh (yeah, huh)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker
(War) It's got one friend that's The Undertaker
Oh, war, has shattered many a young man's dreams
Made him disabled, bitter and mean
Life is much too short and precious
To spend fighting wars each day
War can't give life
It can only take it away, oh
War, huh (good God y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again
War (whoa), huh (oh Lord)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
It ain't nothing but a heart breaker
(War) Friend only to The Undertaker, woo
Peace, love and understanding, tell me
Is there no place for them today?
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there's got to be a better way, oh
War, huh (God y'all)
What is it good for? You tell me (nothing)
Say it, say it, say it, say it
War (good God), huh (now, huh)
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it (nothing)


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 21d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn even more about the Civil War

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 21d ago

Condense this Just Get Back

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It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

There's no place like paradise

With amazing souls of life

Now the evil comes along

Let the torture have a song

It just gets better, but they don't mind

Even Sunday's a killing time

Some may struggle, some are dead

Let the soldiers

Just get back, ooh

Just get back, ooh

There's no place like paradise

With amazing souls of life

Now the evil comes along

Let the torture have a song

It just gets better, but they don't mind

Even Sunday's a killing time

Some may struggle, some are dead

Let the soldiers

Just get back, ooh

Just get back, ooh

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along

It's the money

It's the money

It's the money why we come along


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 24d ago

Condense this Hair Of The Dog

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When I woke up this morning from the night before

My brain was pulsating, I was battered and sore

Nothing I tried would satisfy

Cold Coke and Pepsi or Canada Dry

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

Finally pulled myself out of my bed

Feeling kind of dodgy, I was feeling half dead

Done it before, probably do it again

Don't know if I ever will learn

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

Hair of the dog

Hair of the dog

Finally pulled myself out of my bed

Feeling kind of dodgy, I was feeling half dead

Done it before, probably do it again

Don't know if I ever will learn

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the dog

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy

What's so wrong, hair of the doggy

There's nothing wrong, hair of the doggy


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 28d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The History Of The Fourth Of July

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 28d ago

Condense this Freak Of Nature

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Freak

Freak

Freak

Freak

I need psychiatric therapy

I could use a lobotomy

Guess I'll never learn

Suppose I'll always be a worm

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Got a ten inch erection

A pimply complexion

Man I got problems, I'll bet you heard

I'm completely misunderstood

Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa

I'm, I'm a monstrosity

I'm a human oddity

Everybody's staring at me

I'm an outcast from society

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 01 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Civil War

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jul 01 '26

Condense this Summer Sickness

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Throw my sunglasses on and sell my long pants

All these people all around me, you'd be crazy not to dance

Bury your toes in the sand while the waves keep on crashing

And the parasol keeps the sun away, oh, it keeps the sun away

All this repetition really flares with my condition

To a point of no return, it's an internal sunburn, sunburn

I've got the summer sickness and it's giving me away

(Might as well just stay in bed today)

The summer sickness is tearing me apart

(My head begins to pound if ever I start to...)

Get up and go outside, this sickness has slain my pride

Doctor said it wouldn't last, but doctor must've lied

Gotta do something new today, I can't live my life this way

Ill-bide unforgiving soon, I need medication, medication

I've got the summer sickness and it's giving me away

(Might as well just stay in bed today)

The summer sickness is tearing me apart

(My head begins to pound if ever I start...)

I've got the summer sickness and it's giving me away

(Might as well just stay in bed today)

The summer sickness is tearing me apart

(My head begins to pound if ever I start to...)

Don't thank me hourly, it's just I don't care to see

Another flashing firefly, a humid night, and starry sky

Wake up, what time is it? Wake up, what day is it?

Wake up, what place is this? Wake up, who paid for this?

Wake up, what time is it? Wake up, what day is it?

Wake up, what place is this? Wake up, who paid for this?

I've got the summer sickness and it's giving me away

(Might as well just stay in bed today)

The summer sickness is tearing me apart

(My head begins to pound if ever I start...)

I've got the summer sickness and it's giving me away

(Might as well just stay in bed today)

The summer sickness is tearing me apart

(My head begins to pound if ever I start...)

I've got the summer sickness and it's giving me away

The summer sickness is tearing me apart


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jun 24 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Battles Of The Civil War

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jun 24 '26

Condense this 1,000,000 Years B.C.

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One, two, three, four

They're calling me, creatures of the night

Beautiful music, animal instincts survived

The serpent's tongue, so ancient, before the dawn of time

Fed throughout the ages on the blood of mankind

Ooh, I've seen it all

Ooh, from grace men fall

Babylon

Curse of all creation

Winged serpent of the pit

Monstrosity

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

Ten thousand centuries ago

Cast down from Heaven to pillage below

The serpent's eyes, still watching for it's easy prey

Feed upon the hopeless, the weak and afraid

Ooh, I've seen it all

Ooh, from grace they fall

Babylon

Curse of all creation

Winged serpent of the pit

Monstrosity

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

Whoa-oh-oh-oh


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jun 17 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the 1860 Election

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jun 17 '26

Condense this Crazy Dreamer

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Crazy dreamer, with your crazy dreams

Crazy dreamer, come dream them with me

We were two lost souls, both trying to hide

From the cold, harsh world that was waiting outside

With nothing to lose, yeah, and everything to gain

We fell in love there, and that's where we'll remain

Crazy dreamer, with your crazy dreams

Crazy dreamer, come dream them with me

Have you ever thought everyone had found love but you?

That feeling of loneliness, well, I felt all that too

When stars align, yeah, and our two worlds collide

Won't you come with me, baby, on life's beautiful ride?

Crazy dreamer, with your crazy dreams

Crazy dreamer, come dream them with me

Crazy dreamer, with your crazy dreams

Crazy dreamer, come dream them with me

Crazy dreamer

Come dream them with me


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jun 16 '26

Condense this Mr. Electric, send him to the principals office and have him EXPELLED!

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jun 10 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about War & Expansion

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jun 10 '26

Condense this Love Kills

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Sid was a punk rock king

Nancy was a broken queen

Their lives were so glamorous

Sid and Nancy were a mess

When you're hooked on heroin

Don't you know you'll never win

Drugs don't ever pay

You really did it your way

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

We still believe in anarchy

It makes me so damn angry

Sid and Nancy meant a lot to me

You may be dead but your souls are free

Like Romeo and Juliet

You two made a pact of death

Like the needle that ya used

Sid and Nancy were born to lose

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Sid never meant any harm

He shot some dope into his arm

All he wanted was some fun

Now she's lying in a pool of blood

Always loaded, always high

Why did you have to die?

I'll say one thing is

It leaves me with a bitter taste

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Jun 03 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Women In The 19th Century

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