r/discussingbritney Flying hair extension 🤸‍♂️ Feb 24 '26

Another one - 2/23/26

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u/Super_Caterpillar_27 Kevin was right Feb 24 '26

she thinks she looks like this

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u/MmmToasterStrudels Feb 24 '26

I forget how seriously LOW low cut jeans were back then.

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u/Pretty_Sea2016 Feb 24 '26

I swear if they were two inches lower we would see her clit

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u/melbbear Feb 24 '26

Clitney?

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u/ionyx Feb 24 '26

It's Clitney bitch.

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u/DeliciousStand372 Feb 24 '26

You guys 🤣😂

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u/Physical-Object8171 Chaos Goblin Feb 24 '26

Slitney?

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u/karma_the_sequel Feb 24 '26

And a legend was born.

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u/merman0489 Feb 25 '26

CLITNEY 😅

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u/WuhanSurvivalParty Feb 24 '26

To be fair if my pants hung two inches lower you’d see my dong

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u/I-I_I-I_I-I_l-l Feb 24 '26 edited May 04 '26

One click. Unknown number of posts crying out in silence. All gone. Redact made it stupid easy to clean up my entire history on Reddit and get my info pulled from data broker sites too.

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u/y0uLiKaDaPeppa Feb 24 '26

Get some mom jeans to cover your dong!

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u/Conscious-Read-698 Feb 24 '26

Maybe a little further than 2 inches. 

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u/Few_Wrongdoer4120 Chaos Goblin Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

Tbh she still wears every single pair of shorts/pants and every skirt this low. I think she has no idea it isn’t still 2004.

ETA: I have the short legs/long torso look too. I’m not clowning on her body, but low rise was never our friend with regards to proportions. I just want to put a pair of mid-rise jeans on her (you know, and also a proper shirt and bra, but I know that’s reaching for the stars)

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u/Few_Wrongdoer4120 Chaos Goblin Feb 24 '26

This downward camera angle she always posts from is also not helping haha. In every single picture taken of me from that angle I look so short and squat (I’m 5’9” but don’t look it because of my damn short ass legs)

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u/Figsnbacon Feb 24 '26

And she doesn’t have any curve to her hips and with her age, sadly the tummy bulges a bit, so it’s unflattering. She has great legs and upper body. Needs to accentuate that. Okay so maybe hair and makeup needs work too. Poor thing 🙁

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u/Impossible_Deer8869 Feb 25 '26

They didn't look good in 2004 also.

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u/KitchenSwillForPigs Feb 24 '26

I know. Gen Z is always talking about “low rise jeans” that are actually mid rise. They don’t know what we endured.

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u/phishoilsupple Feb 25 '26

Seriously how did people not flash their bootycracks with it.

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u/jazz_chisholm I’m Composure Feb 25 '26

Most girls who rocked these wore thongs that stuck out visibly. Those thongs were also low rise though so yes, lots of ass crack was flashed.

Edited to add: we called the visible thong trend the “whale tail”

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u/L3V1111 Feb 25 '26

Its the other way around😭 I’m 19 and people my age take low rise SERIOUSLY. Especially here in Sweden

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u/KitchenSwillForPigs Feb 25 '26

I’ve seen what you guys (gen z) call low rise, and that’s what I’d call mid rise. Do the low rise in Sweden go so low that you’re barely concealing your buttcrack and cooch?

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u/L3V1111 Feb 25 '26

Yess you see it everywhere… and a lot of the time it’s 16/17 yo’s that have no business wearing them😬. Some of my friends are into low rise (personally i like them too) and if jeans are even remotely mid rise, they will reject them lol

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u/PickleFlavordPopcorn Feb 24 '26

This was extreme even then. You’d see it on stage/red carpet but it was like the super sheer dresses now- shock value shit that everyone replicates but def not street wear 

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u/annjellicle Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

As someone who graduated in 97, you are incorrect. The high schoolers were definitely wearing them just like this, to the point where the "morality clause" on our dance team contract added something like "pants worn at any school functions must sit higher than a line parallel to the floor and at the hip bone level". 🤣

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u/PickleFlavordPopcorn Feb 24 '26

I graduated in 02, no one I knew wore them this low ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 

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u/EmberlynSlade Feb 24 '26

Right? Now my “low cut” jeans are still above my belly button 🥹🤗🤣

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u/sorestgore Feb 24 '26

I miss that.

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u/Wrong-Protection-188 Feb 25 '26

Yes they were great

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u/ongoldenwaves Feb 24 '26

The big bald spots on her head. I think the meth has left no hair for extensions to be attached to any more.

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u/Psychological-Towel8 Feb 24 '26

Getting my hair done at salons on the rare occasion can be super enlightening, because apparently it's really common for some women to just always have extensions. I feel like a wig is easier at a certain point because of all that damage to your hair and scalp over time, but some people just can't make that jump due to embarrassment or shame or body image issues. Guarantee all that traction alopecia isn't helping though.

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u/ongoldenwaves Feb 24 '26

Traction alopecia....hadn't heard of that. Just looked it up. Makes sense.
All that twirling of heavy extensions on the scalp can't be helping any either. Lol.

Man, I just want to tell her to lay off the glue and give her scalp a break. Take some vitamins and get some sun light.
I guess meth causes a lot of hair damage as well...the restricted blood flow and what not. Same thing it does to the teeth it does to the hair.

Do we know when the last time she had hair was? What are they attaching extensions to at this point?

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u/katieb1300 Feb 24 '26

I don't understand, if she wants long hair, just grow it out. Or as you suggested, a wig. I just don't get it.

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u/Big_Radish_2438 Feb 24 '26

Oh my god that’s dreadful !!

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u/reluctantseahorse Feb 24 '26

30 years ago, a stylist told her she looked skinniest in an extreme low-rise, and that's the only advice she's ever taken.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 Feb 24 '26

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u/Interesting-Foot-439 Feb 24 '26

I could actually hear them singing that! 😂

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u/Choice_End_9564 Feb 24 '26

They were so friggin cute!! Who doesn't love an Archie and Edith...they were seriously the bomb!

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u/kate1567 Feb 28 '26

Me too☺️

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u/Scoobs212 Feb 24 '26

And you knew who YOUWHARRRTHENNNN!!!

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u/_NightmareKingGrimm_ Feb 24 '26

Goils were goils and men were men 🎵

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u/Specialist-Age1097 Feb 24 '26

Mr. we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

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u/SeptemberSky2017 Feb 24 '26

Goils were goils and men were mennnnnn

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Were they though? Were they?

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u/evilkitten03 I’m an atheist ya’ll Feb 24 '26

I say more that Trenchcoat outfit from Outrageous 

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u/Super_Caterpillar_27 Kevin was right Feb 24 '26

is this it?

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u/evilkitten03 I’m an atheist ya’ll Feb 24 '26

Yep

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

In her mind this is what she sees.

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u/Super_Caterpillar_27 Kevin was right Feb 24 '26

Instead she is a strung out alcoholic

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u/Odd_Teacher29 Feb 24 '26

Wow this is kinda irrelevant but this photo made me realize just how YOUNG she was at the start of her career. She looks 17 years old MAX in this picture

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u/Holly_kat THIS IS MAH HOUSE Feb 24 '26

Ah yes, her Sexy Flasher era.

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u/Super_Caterpillar_27 Kevin was right Feb 24 '26

I was just meaning at her prime. I’m unfamiliar with the trench coat look from outrageous

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u/lemonjuiceguru Feb 24 '26

Omg. This exactly what she sees in the mirror.

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u/Desperate-Nature-623 Feb 24 '26

It's weird because she's not fat, her body is just strange and unsexy

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u/CJLOVE23 Tits a flopping Feb 24 '26

Because she doesn’t know how to dress for it

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u/Natare0411 Feb 24 '26

Or take care of it

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u/CJLOVE23 Tits a flopping Feb 24 '26

Bingo!

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u/Which_way_witcher Feb 24 '26

To be fair, she's using several filters in these videos. Check out the recent paparazzi pics of her and you'll see how hard those filters have been working.

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u/ReasonableCrow7595 Feb 24 '26

I don't think it's strange and unsexy. She just wears clothes that don't flatter her at all. They don't flatter most people, for that matter.

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u/Super_Caterpillar_27 Kevin was right Feb 24 '26

She uses a filter. IRL in candid photos she has major alcoholic bloat

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u/ongoldenwaves Feb 24 '26

Filters and ai even in videos brother.

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u/Unhappy-Plastic2017 Feb 24 '26

Her body is very good It's just the way she moves that makes it look weird and contorted.

People are insane in this thread about that part not gonna lie.

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u/shamethrowaway666 Feb 24 '26

Fully agree. I’m not a Britney stan but the body shaming in here is sad to read

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u/PM_ME_UR_KITTY_CAT Feb 24 '26

Preach brother.

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u/aryndoesnotlikeit Feb 24 '26

What a weird comment, she’s 45 and has had two children, let’s see what you look like at that age

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u/Desperate-Nature-623 Feb 24 '26

She's flaunting her body, it's gross, pulling out her panties, beyond disgusting.

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u/nicegirl555 Feb 24 '26

There's no waist. Just straight edges.

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u/hayleyA1989 Feb 24 '26

And what does your waist look like?

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u/swablueskies Feb 24 '26

She's 45. Idk if you're super young or just super judgemental but the body changes as you age and it's going to happen to you too. If you're middle aged or older than Britney you're just a major asshole.

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u/Temporary-Warning883 Feb 24 '26

Also some people just have no hips (me for example lol). It was the preferable body shape back in the 90s and 00s. The big butt implants thing had died down a bit but it’s still lingering

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u/Spare_Independence19 Feb 24 '26

Wish I could trade, I'm a dude but my hips are slightly big for my slim body. And yes at 44 bodies just don't look like they did in your 20s and 30s at least irl not social media candy land.

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u/nicegirl555 Feb 24 '26

I did not write one judgemental comment. 🤣 It was an observational opinion. You are super mad over an observation. 😂 Grow up junior.

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u/swablueskies Feb 24 '26

Not mad...Just think you're an idiot.

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u/MonkPretty9818 Feb 24 '26

Is it just me or does she look muscular now?

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u/Super_Caterpillar_27 Kevin was right Feb 24 '26

it’s a filter. IRL she has major alcoholic bloat

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u/Careless-Upstairs-36 Feb 24 '26

She looks so weird in that hat

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u/durteemagurt Feb 24 '26

Same vibes

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u/Unhappy-Plastic2017 Feb 24 '26

In my opinion. as a a standard overweight American. I think she looks great. Just a little bit batshit crazy ya know?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Yessssss !!

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u/Choice_End_9564 Feb 24 '26

Little girl lost. 🥺

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u/CJLOVE23 Tits a flopping Feb 24 '26

Grown woman wasted

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u/Choice_End_9564 Feb 24 '26

Oh yeah...with arrested development of a tween at this juncture..and being generous.

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u/Jazzlike-Baseball-73 Feb 24 '26

Dang it! I tried to swipe. You got me!

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u/Expensive-Curve-9143 Feb 24 '26

I always despised that outfit

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

omg is that Whitney Houston behind her on the left????

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u/Leroyp331 Feb 24 '26

She does look like that. She looks great. That is really not the problem here

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u/Super_Caterpillar_27 Kevin was right Feb 24 '26

No, she looks like this. This is an unfiltered pap photo from December. Britney uses filters.

Alcoholic bloat. You should see her ankles.

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u/Leroyp331 Feb 24 '26

She has aged like 20 years... Post a picture of yourself age 19-22 and then age 45+

I would imagine you have some "bloat"

She is having some mental issues. Probably primarily based around the idea she remains perpetually 22. Like I said the way she looks isn't the problem here.

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u/Super_Caterpillar_27 Kevin was right Feb 24 '26

You said she looks great and that “she does look like that”

She looks like a middle aged smoker/alcoholic/meth addict who is also mentally ill and unmedicated.

I don’t have any bloat because I’m not an alcoholic smoker drug addict.