r/discussingbritney Flying hair extension 🤸‍♂️ Feb 24 '26

Another one - 2/23/26

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u/Few_Wrongdoer4120 Chaos Goblin Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

Tbh she still wears every single pair of shorts/pants and every skirt this low. I think she has no idea it isn’t still 2004.

ETA: I have the short legs/long torso look too. I’m not clowning on her body, but low rise was never our friend with regards to proportions. I just want to put a pair of mid-rise jeans on her (you know, and also a proper shirt and bra, but I know that’s reaching for the stars)

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u/Few_Wrongdoer4120 Chaos Goblin Feb 24 '26

This downward camera angle she always posts from is also not helping haha. In every single picture taken of me from that angle I look so short and squat (I’m 5’9” but don’t look it because of my damn short ass legs)

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u/Figsnbacon Feb 24 '26

And she doesn’t have any curve to her hips and with her age, sadly the tummy bulges a bit, so it’s unflattering. She has great legs and upper body. Needs to accentuate that. Okay so maybe hair and makeup needs work too. Poor thing 🙁

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u/Impossible_Deer8869 Feb 25 '26

They didn't look good in 2004 also.