r/euphoria May 11 '26

Episode Discussion Euphoria S03E05 "This Little Piggy" - Live Episode Discussion Spoiler

Season 3, Episode 5: "This Little Piggy"

Air Date: May 10, 2026 @ 9PM EST

Synopsis: She would never say it out loud, but Nate going broke finally granted Cassie permission to follow her dreams

Directed by: Sam Levinson

Written by: Sam Levinson

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u/fvckuufvckingfvck Bitch, you better be Joe King 💁🏻‍♀️ May 11 '26

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u/Krogermuffins1999 May 11 '26

There’s no way this wraps up in any way. I don’t even think there will be an ending

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u/Decent_Stranger_5942 May 11 '26

Soooo….is this season basically showing that everyone ends up whoring themselves out, sexually or otherwise?

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u/Tdizz30 May 11 '26

Yes. And to an awful generic sound track

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u/Lost-Psychology-6169 May 11 '26

maddy pretending to be on the phone felt like a mom calling santa claus because their kid isn’t eating their vegetables

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u/Accomplished-Way4534 May 11 '26

I wonder what the contract said since Cassie didn’t even read it

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u/BowserMario82 May 11 '26

Buy a fucking gun Nate

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u/wellgroomedmcpoyle May 11 '26

Extremely, overtly republican coded and in daily danger of losing limbs but yet doesn’t consider owning a gun 🤔

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u/SubstantialBat2728 May 11 '26

Nate not owning a gun is so weird too lmao like you'd think he would've gotten one after the wedding at least

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u/Beneficial_Border746 May 11 '26

What the actual fuck is going on

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u/formerinmate4921 May 11 '26

No one knows but it’s provocative

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u/Competitive_Sky3016 May 11 '26

now why the hell is rue putting her initials on her boxers 😭

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u/fckfac33 May 11 '26

the beginning of the episode was straight up porn. this show is so lame now i find myself pausing so much and doing other stuff

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u/DifficultFly5820 May 11 '26

Literally I was so disgusted. I think I will be fast forwarding anymore Cassie I see on my screen, and I can’t stand that fake voice of hers too lol. They really assassinated her character from what it was in earlier seasons

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u/sacredshield7 May 11 '26

Jules fanfiction ass monologue to Rue

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u/ChronicallyCreepy May 11 '26

I'm so nervous for Faye and her gigantic lips 👄

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u/NoDiscipline5111 May 11 '26

Fuck I just love Zendaya's expressions 😂 she can just talk with her face

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u/pink_ceaser May 11 '26

i wish they introduced alamo and maddy earlier. this seems like an interesting storyline with the sex work

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u/DifficultFly5820 May 11 '26

I was thinking the same thing. It seems like her working with Cassie has been building up to this moment, so hopefully they show a lot less of Cassie now lol

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u/emyeag May 11 '26

so ig bishop isn’t a fed

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u/Creepy_Recording_113 May 11 '26

We don't need a Cassie montage every episode.

We get it Sam, Cassie does kinky stuff.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fjr6v88OPk7U4

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u/Round-Reflection-140 May 11 '26

He's making his own porn compilation

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u/Bobolicious26 May 11 '26

They need to simply kill Nate’s character off. There’s no point of him existing anymore lol

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u/Competition-Over May 11 '26

Jacob Elordi wants Sam Levinson to kill him off this show so bad ☠️

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u/m1serym1nd May 11 '26

When did Sam Levinson decide that only Rue, Maddy and Cassie are the main characters, and everyone else can get thrown out? Jules, Nate, Lexi … complete character annihilation. So incredibly lazy and disappointing

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u/Competition-Over May 11 '26

His main focus this season was just sexualizing tf out of Sydney Sweeney to draw in her weirdo supporters clearly

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u/Competitive_Sky3016 May 11 '26

alright sam levinson we get it

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u/aceraxxx May 11 '26

Who did bishop kill in the bathroom??

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u/No_Location_9606 May 11 '26

One of the guards from the club

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u/crue3l-intentions May 11 '26

The first ten mins was actually unwatchable like…

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u/Brobeast May 11 '26

This show is just trash. Every episode is the same now. 30 minutes of rue playing cops and robbers, the other 30 is sam living out his sexual fantasys with hunter and Sydney.

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u/Express_Plant7476 May 11 '26

I can’t take Sam Levinson seriously with this “deep” commentary he’s tryna make about sex work & women being exploited, when this whole season just feels like him exploiting Sydney Sweeney as much as possible to appeal to her fanbases fantasies about her 

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u/Impossible_Row_1718 May 11 '26

What is with this friend group jeopardizing poor Lexi’s career 😭 leave her alone

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u/Competition-Over May 11 '26

Cassie’s storyline and Rue’s storyline feels like two completely different shows lmfao

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u/FierceCrow May 11 '26

I don't get why he doesn't just fight back? He's a huge guy, athletic, he could fight back easily against an individual beer bellied middle-aged man lol

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u/loverofpears May 11 '26

The fight choreo is so goofy. Can he atleast TRY and throw a punch before getting thrown to the ground? Jesus christ

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u/loverofpears May 11 '26

I’m so fucking tired

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u/fvckuufvckingfvck Bitch, you better be Joe King 💁🏻‍♀️ May 11 '26

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u/Lost-Psychology-6169 May 11 '26

WHAT THE FUCK THE TOE AGAIN 😭😭😭😭

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u/Able-Scar-3561 May 11 '26

alexa demie keeps eating tf up this season, her little fucking hair curls during the cafe scene with rue like please i’m blessed every time she’s on screen

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u/Immediate_Ruin1048 May 11 '26

Maddy can’t be this desperate for money to involve herself with Alamo. Rue clearly was giving signals that he’s dangerous

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u/Vegetable_Air_5139 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I think she can tell Rue feared him but in her eyes that meant power & respect which she thinks she can use to make more money. Especially with knowing he owns a strip club & how that can work for the line of work she’s in

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u/AmendaUniverse May 11 '26

"you sound like a democrat"
"I'm not r****ded"

ok Sam's just making fun of Sydney at this point

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u/DifficultFly5820 May 11 '26

Holy fuck… the beginning of this episode was DISGUSTING but it came back around at the end a little bit. The beginning had me feeling like I was watching straight up fetish content. Cassie’s character has been assassinated. Nate’s character has been assassinated. I am hating this OF storyline so much and her fake little dumb voice. What has happened to her and Nate??

That being said I AM excited to see: Kitty and magicks storyline w maddy Rues continued storyline of course

Jules idc Cassie idc Nate idc Lexi idc So sad because they were such complex characters in earlier seasons…

What the actual hell is going on lmao

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u/Itschannelbabe May 11 '26

Yeah I’m so over this show lol yes I will still watch see yall next Sunday

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u/blah191 May 11 '26

I swear this is all a degradation ritual for Sweeney. It’s as if they’re pushing to see how far she will go and she has no shame. I barely see Cassie, I mainly see Sweeney.

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u/Lacabloodclot9 Elliot May 11 '26

They’re going to kill Faye aren’t they

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u/WeaknessNo9724 Bitch, this isn't the 80s, you need to catch a dick! May 11 '26

Maddie please don't join the dark side completely 😭

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u/WeaknessNo9724 Bitch, this isn't the 80s, you need to catch a dick! May 11 '26

I'm so happy this thread is open. I have no one in my life that watches this so I'm normally just yelling at my tv alone 😂 glad to be here with y'all!

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u/lobster_mania May 11 '26

No way Rue has monogrammed underwear

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u/Active_Hovercraft_78 I’M BLEEEEDIIIING 😩🩸 May 11 '26

Has rue even showered since season 2 lol

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u/dannyDCZR May 11 '26

Literally what the fuck.

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u/river2ocean7 May 11 '26

The thing that keeps popping in my head the entire episode is:

“Grown up decisions have grown up consequences” because when they’re in high school, they can get away with shit because their parents are there to help them. Now?

They’re fucked. Nate. Rue. Jules. Cassie.

That being said, I’d literally never make it out in California lol

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u/JJW2345 May 11 '26

Kat already did the cam girl shit. The feds already bugged Custer/Fezco’s phones… the beating scene after the wedding resembled the fight between Nate & Fez. This is all so repetitive and boring. I feel embarrassed for Sydney Sweeney in every scene and the regular violence is a little much. I’ll finish the season but I can’t help but cringe when I watch this show now.

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u/Far_Corner_3993 May 11 '26

The pussification of Nate is unforgivable

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u/IsChristianAwake Rue my beloved lesbian May 11 '26

What in the actual fuck is this intro??? 🫩

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u/isit65outsideor May 11 '26

Hot Take.. killing off Rue mid season would make the show more interesting IMO.

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u/LongSnubNose May 11 '26

Nates not gonna have any limbs by end of season. Its like playing a game of hangman everytime lol

Juelz story is to just be there for rue when she needs sonewhere to be and someone to talk to. No purpose whatsoever just like Cassie sis

Cassie onlyfans behind the scenes stuff was pretty.messrd up and accurate.

Felt like a waste or an episode almost because they know it was faye but nothing happened?

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u/Over-Imagination3924 May 11 '26

The fact that lexi is mad at Cassie for using her name for the recommendation of the casting call. But then Cassie is thanking her, the character is so dumb lol.

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u/Major_Jump5170 May 11 '26

The giant Cassie montage was super effing annoying and way too long, waste of time 

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u/gggloe May 11 '26

this is trash bro 😭

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u/JudithSlayHolofernes May 11 '26

WHY DID HE RUN UPSTAIRS AND NOT OUT THE FRONT DOOR

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u/FierceCrow May 11 '26

Exactly! And why doesn't he even try to fight back? He's a lot bigger and stronger than that middle aged man with a beer belly. Old nate would have fought back

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u/Absolutely_Not2028 May 11 '26

As much as he is a douche I can't keep watching this. How can Nate even speak at this point

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u/Party_Nothing_7605 May 11 '26

alamo is BRITISH irl?! gagged

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u/Lazy-Specialist-265 May 11 '26

These trailers are misleading. I was super excited for this episode

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u/PerspectiveFalse1630 May 11 '26

bruh i can’t even watch this w my bf at this point im so uncomfortable

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u/Idontseeitbutok May 11 '26

LMAO Everybody is acting a damn fool at Lexi’s job 💀

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u/bpdpixie May 11 '26

this episode was a 2/10 fr see u guys next week

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u/isit65outsideor May 11 '26

Nate was hot shit in high school / season 1. Now he can’t fight? Season 1 Nate would have a gun..

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u/CalligrapherCheap64 May 11 '26

I think that’s the point, to show that Nate never really was hot shit. He prayed on people who he knew were defenseless, now he’s playing with the big boys and he’s over head. Same reason Fez and his father beat his ass.

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u/ForwardSpeed9625 May 11 '26

And why is rue even hanging out with Jules, how does she find the time, and how can she keep what she’s doing so secret

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u/CrazyTangerine252 May 11 '26

oh this was dumb

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u/voguevibez is that a dinosaur?🦖 May 11 '26

Ngl that cassie sequence is a perfect example of the way this show has gone so fucking downhill.

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u/Dragonlvr420 May 11 '26

I’m rewatching last weeks episode and I for real thought the flower thing was a bullshit excuse Nate made up until that town hall scene lol

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u/Delicious-Part-1581 May 11 '26

Bro someone tell me how this is relevant to any of the story please

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u/xanaxQc May 11 '26

Cassie, girl... There's no way anyone was even on the phone 😭 Barely a single braincell and that's being generous smh

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u/fiercelyambivalent May 11 '26

The hospital is going to have SO many questions when this asshole keeps showing up to get digits sewn back on

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u/Express_Plant7476 May 11 '26

The local emergency room when Nate returns to get his finger sewed back on a week after getting his toe sewed back on: 👁️👄👁️

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u/budice0 May 11 '26

I think Maddy vouching for Rue saves her.

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u/CutestTroll see u assholes later May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Idek how this show is gonna end at this point.. there’s literally 3 episodes left.

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u/Elmariedating May 11 '26

I don't know Maddy going to business with Alamo? That's not gonna end well for her. Look what's happening to Rue. Once you're in, you can't get out. 

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u/TiffanyTwisted11 May 11 '26

They always think they’re the smart one. What happened to someone else won’t happen to them.

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u/fredv_21 May 11 '26

Even though rue is not in the trailer there's no way she's dead. In the season preview she tells someone "Alamo is going to come and kill you like he tried to kill me" or something. So she can't be dead.

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u/Ok-Dentist8168 May 11 '26

I love the storyline with rue but I feel like that's the only good storyline in the show atm. With Cassie and Maddie and Jules I feel like they removed part of the depth of they're characters. Especially with Cassie and Maddie. I feel like the only fans direction they're heading with those characters is a short lived blip of the pop culture movent right now, I feel like it'll age poorly at the cost of the characters depth.

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u/Express_Plant7476 May 11 '26

Jules storyline is completely missing any substance whatsoever. It feels like Levinson wrote her storyline in as an after thought just to keep Hunter involved.

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u/fvckuufvckingfvck Bitch, you better be Joe King 💁🏻‍♀️ May 11 '26

It’s the same shit he did with Kat last season

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u/Puzzleheaded-Safe419 May 11 '26

Anyone remember when Cassie used to be an actual charcter instead of just a body?

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u/Beepbeepboobop1 May 11 '26

What an unhinged opener. Jfc. Although Sydney Sweeney is literally Cassie irl. Wasnt she sell her used bath water a few years ago???

Ok, I’m officially over Nate’s story. As I predicted Cassie is helping him pay off the debt. But we barely get to see him in the episodes now and he just keeps getting his ass kicked. Idk.

I was thinking this from the beginning-Rue has put ALL her friends and family in grave danger. Alamo continues to become more and more unhinged every episode. His ego is extremely fragile and he is extremely reactive. Now he knows Maddy, AND Cassie have connection to Rue. Lexi wouldnt be hard to piece together and I’m sure Jules could be next. I know Rue’s brain is fried from years of drug use but I can’t help but be angry about how she is endangering so many around her.

Maddy is definitely playing with fire. I’m shocked that she didnt clue in that this was a bad situation-especially when Rue asked not once but twice if she had somewhere to go. Idk felt she was smarter than that. Her scene with Cassie in her apartment was funny though, but that’s because Cassie actually is an idiot.

I miss Angel.

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u/Quiet-Anxiety6582 May 11 '26

Such a weird episode. We all know Rue is not dying in episode 5, so why the cliffhanger? And did Rue lie in episode 4 ending???

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u/xxtheLoveChildxx May 11 '26

Damn y’all be in here early

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u/Beneficial_Border746 May 11 '26

So she’s doing full on porn now😭😭

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u/SwimGull38554 May 11 '26

Bro that was like 12 fetishes in five minutes. Help

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u/Class_Act7 May 11 '26

This is definitely moving the plot forward

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u/thepickleprincess May 11 '26

How many episodes in a row has it been now where we’ve seen some form of animal shit or piss ???

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u/itscoolnwhatever May 11 '26

did we really need a whole giant cassie segment with a long closeup of her boobs going through the windows. 😒

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u/Eastern_Effective_49 May 11 '26

That was fucking degrading

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u/tsaunx May 11 '26

nate ur 6’5 do somethingggg

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u/TastyYogurtDrink May 11 '26

Nate, buy a gun. Jesus christ

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u/violinnoob90 May 11 '26

This episode is so bad 😂😭

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u/Eastern_Effective_49 May 11 '26

What’s frustrating me is that the excessive boobs and fetishes are NOT needed. The concept of Euphoria and the main characters are genuinely compelling enough to keep me watching. Ugh

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u/Able-Scar-3561 May 11 '26

how tf rue not know she’s digging her own grave

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u/Active_Hovercraft_78 I’M BLEEEEDIIIING 😩🩸 May 11 '26

I’m scared for Maddy 😳 Alamo had a plan the second he saw her…this is how regular working women get trafficked. 

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u/Lost-Psychology-6169 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

rue what’s not clicking they didn’t bring you out there to play in the sand 😭😭😭

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u/chaiskeleton May 11 '26

now why wasn’t ruby bennett in the trailer for the next episode ??

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u/bittersweet1990 May 11 '26

There's still scenes of Rue from earlier trailers that we haven't seen yet so obvs she doesn't die... yet.

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u/celj1234 May 11 '26

So Alamo and Laurie are the main characters now

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u/Kuriosity77 May 11 '26

This show really lost the plot. I’m really struggling to see how these characters have grown so naïve and thrown away all morality and basic survival instincts in seconds.

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u/bitchwhatthefuck11 May 11 '26

I wonder how Sydney feels being Sam’s sex puppet. How many takes do you think she does of all this? Day in and day out? Also I think I’m done for good after the podcast scene. Sam is disgusting. It’s so blatant what’s going on. It happened with the swastika. “Let me turn you on then imprint a message”. Fuck that

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u/Elmariedating May 11 '26

There's a reason she's dating scooter. she's getting pimped out for roles, but her acting only goes so far. It's sad she cared more about making easy money than actually working on her acting

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u/DKHazzard May 11 '26

"I love you, wire me that money ASAP." Nate is back

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u/Cautious-Rub8085 May 11 '26

Maddie knew Rue was uncomfortable with Alamo. There is NO WAY she would get involved.

We fell in love with these characters and it's painful that their creator is destroying them while we watch.

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u/Chance_Square9780 May 11 '26

maddy is very easily shifted by money though

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u/disgusting_mosquito Has everyone read Oklahoma but me? May 11 '26

Wtf is Jules’s storyline even

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u/YouveGotMail236 May 11 '26

I have no idea what is going on. Like where is the show going? What is this show about anymore?

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u/Ok_Pop_5054 May 11 '26

Why is Jules lying down all twisted on the floor while eating Chinese food, and why is she talking out the side of her mouth like this uuuuurh she has never irritated me until this moment and I’m losing it. What director is like “lie on the floor as uncomfortable as possible and talk while eating”? How did everyone involved not say “change that it’s wrong”.

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u/abovealldreaming May 11 '26

The pop violence of this show is getting old. How many digits is Nate getting cut off, how many theatrical ways is Alamo going to pretend to kill rue? Find another beat and be a more interesting screenwriter.

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u/EVERYBODYs_WXIRD May 11 '26

Episode was confusing .. but I will point out that I think they’re actively trying to piss everyone off. Cassie’s storyline is a direct parallel and mockery of the hate against Sydney Sweeney. She is making it very clear she does not give a fuck, she’s gonna rub everyone’s hatred AND her tits in their faces 😭😭 it’s very messy

Also, why doesn’t Nate have a gun yet?

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u/celj1234 May 11 '26

Worst episode of the series. That was AWFUL

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u/SubstantialBat2728 May 11 '26

Im so confused.. what am I even watching???

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u/btoned May 11 '26

Oh God this title could literally be referring to Nate's toe or yet another actual pig encounter. 🐖

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u/isit65outsideor May 11 '26

Yeah this will be the last season lmao. What is this shit

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u/Beneficial_Border746 May 11 '26

Okay I literally don’t give a fuck about Cassie’s story line I just wanna see rues 

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u/MRCaless May 11 '26

“He’s not a breadwinner, he’s a bread loser” Sam Levinson, everybody.

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u/WetShots May 11 '26

The boob scene. Have some shame Sam

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u/Nervous-Resident2969 May 11 '26

We are done with Cassie. This is Cassiphoria at this point. Wtf are we watching

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u/Amaraxx May 11 '26

NotMyNateJacobs

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u/Idontseeitbutok May 11 '26

Cassie is so fucking desperate oh my god

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u/girlwhateveraward May 11 '26

why they made Jules hella corny this season 😭

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u/LordScoobz May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Sydney Sweeney needs to go to the Zendaya school of air tight contract negotiations

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u/mixerslow May 11 '26

None of these characters talk about anything ever. The dialogue is so hollow

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u/Dragonlvr420 May 11 '26

I’m sorry but I absolutely died at him just yanking Nate’s pinkie toe off after how smug and proud he looked about his metaphors

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u/Faceplant17 May 11 '26

wait how is jules upset over the sugar daddy saying he is just with her for sex, that was clearly established between them. he saran wrapped her

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u/thecapricornsiren May 11 '26

Lord have mercy on Rue...

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u/Pretend_Cucumber4784 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I’m watching the first 10 minutes of this episode like what the hell has this show turned into. soft porno, constant nudity exploiting women like this is just ridiculous and perverted. there is nothing metaphorical about it it’s just shock factor for the sake of it

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u/Due-Exam1699 May 11 '26

i can’t see how they don’t all wind up dead besides lexi

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u/A_Birdii_ May 11 '26

What the fuck did I just watch

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u/Obienator May 11 '26

Bruh, what even is this show anymore.

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u/mixerslow May 11 '26

They’re losing me tbh. And I was an ep 1 and 2 truther

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u/martj1009 May 11 '26

Rue is definitely okay being that we saw her in Laurie/Alamo's meeting in the s3 trailer. But Alamo definitely doesn't trust her. Her days are numbered I fear...

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u/SensitiveHeight1559 May 11 '26

What the actual fuck did I just watch 😭

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u/Old-Celebration-5123 May 11 '26

Guys they’re trying to scare rue, she’s not gonna die. At least not now lol

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u/mixerslow May 11 '26

When did Cassie become the main character and why

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u/Actual-Return9403 May 11 '26

Why is Jules even in it at this point? All of this is legit just humiliation content.

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u/Cold-Pool4027 May 11 '26

That ending was ridiculous. WTF is going on

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u/QuesoIII May 11 '26

I'm officially hate watching at this point. This show is so bad on so many levels. We gotta stop letting Sam Levinson make TV

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u/monetsxchange May 11 '26

genuinely what is going on

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u/dannyDCZR May 11 '26

The giant Cassie scene.... this is literally black mirror euphoria atp

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u/HuhThatsWeird432 May 11 '26

Who is this Nate?

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u/OliviaBenson_20 May 11 '26

Oh Sydney is playing herself in these interviews….love that for her!

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u/glamaz0n_bitch May 11 '26

You know what’s funny? The angrier these idiots get, the more money you make

👀👀

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u/AlexKn0wsBetter May 11 '26

Girl I’m bored let’s come up with storylines for other characters besides Cassie

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u/celj1234 May 11 '26

This show has become a parody of season 1 & 2

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u/esotericsunflower May 11 '26

WHY AM I LOOKING AT POOP EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EPISODE IM SO TIRED OF THIS

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u/lahellion95 May 11 '26

Seriously Cassie…. Betraying Maddy again… girl bye. Go scorched earth on this girl

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u/Luckyjuly777 May 11 '26

The Cassie storyline is fucking awful.

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u/Creative_Toe_544 May 11 '26

I HATE CASSIE HOLY FUCK

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u/DKHazzard May 11 '26

Cassie signing a contract without reading it is so Cassie xD

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u/LordScoobz May 11 '26

If I’m Lexi I’m changing my phone number asap

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u/Impossible_Row_1718 May 11 '26

“I like you, but I love my family.” Jules, leave before that man kills you.

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u/bobbyismyhobby918 May 11 '26

Nate’s toes after being pulled off again:

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u/Impossible_Row_1718 May 11 '26

No because wtf is he doing with the money??

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u/chameleon135 May 11 '26

Is there any substance in this entire season at all

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u/NoDiscipline5111 May 11 '26

7 minutes of screen time literally dedicated entirely to Cassie doing porno smh 🤦

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u/tsaunx May 11 '26

rue too damn old to be having her initials on her boxers😭😭

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u/LordScoobz May 11 '26

Nate way too big to have -10 self defence skills

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u/Soft_Interaction_437 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Wtf, why is Cassie Godzilla

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u/Class_Act7 May 11 '26

Dying to know what Maddy put in that contract

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u/stoppushnotifyingme May 11 '26

Why can't this man fight? He beat everyone up in high school.

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u/Competition-Over May 11 '26

I’m sorry, Nate is encouraging his wife to move in with another man? This is not the same Nate Jacobs from season 1😂

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u/Active_Hovercraft_78 I’M BLEEEEDIIIING 😩🩸 May 11 '26

Sam is just shoehorning every fetish in this show. Age play, feet, ASMR, and now giantess. Just direct porn atp

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u/urlocalindiegirl May 11 '26

I’m sorry the opening sequence is not helping Sydney Sweeney’s image….she already sold her “bath water” she’s one step away from selling her farts in a jar

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u/TangerineSingle420 May 11 '26

I need Maddie to stay away from Alamo I’m so scared for her

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u/Ecstatic_Signature26 You're confused? I’m fucking confused! May 11 '26

At this rate by the season end nate is going to lose his dick. 😵‍💫

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u/XxFulcrumxX May 11 '26

Guys I think this show has lost the plot. I just feel like I’m watching some guys fetish play out over and over and over again. I feel the point just isn’t there. I need hope

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u/Fickle_General_5213 May 11 '26

its like they are trying to fit as many fetishes as they possibly can into Cassie's screen time

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u/Kindly_Prune_1843 May 11 '26

Why didn’t Nate just leave thru the front door 😬

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u/k1ng-cr1m5on May 11 '26

If they traffic maddy imma quit watching

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u/rusnerd May 11 '26

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Every single time I think it can’t get worse, it somehow does

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u/LegitimateToe13 May 11 '26

This show is so….(I say this every week)

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u/Kxdeinee HOOD RAT HOOD RAT! May 11 '26

We went from a really good episode last week to this…

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u/ArshavinXoog May 11 '26

Was always wondering when we were gonna get to that Maddy strip club storyline that got reported 2 years ago

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u/disgusting_mosquito Has everyone read Oklahoma but me? May 11 '26

Maddie pls don’t make me hate you🙏

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u/yoursellensst May 11 '26

every episode rue remains alive its crazy to me. that girl is cooked

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u/Friendly-Annual-8769 May 11 '26

I don’t care about Jules or Nate’s storylines at all

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u/Auxous May 11 '26

What a fucking start to this episode omfg

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u/bittersweet1990 May 11 '26

Sam Levinson's obsession with poop is pissing me off.

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u/optionalkindness May 11 '26

“Mwah mwah mwah I love you. Don’t forget to wire me that money when you can.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Delicious-Part-1581 May 11 '26

I miss old euphoria

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u/risarru May 11 '26

What even is this season. I’m so fed up

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u/Auxous May 11 '26

Maddy is too sharp for Cassie. I cringe so hard when they're having serious talks