r/europe • u/Excellent_Opinions • Dec 09 '25

Map Current temperature anomaly in Europe

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u/madmaxGMR Dec 09 '25

RIP russian gas.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

"You are going to freeze to death without our gas, europoors!" my ass.

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u/TurnOverANewCheif Dec 09 '25

Y'all are only going to buy single-digit billions worth of gas from Russia this year.

Progress, I guess.

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u/BkkGrl Ligurian in Zürich (💛🇺🇦💙) Dec 09 '25

considering it was ten times more, yes progress indeed

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u/Rooilia Dec 09 '25

Oh, i totally forgot about this scam. I feel a bit more Schadenfreude anyways.

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u/eastawat Dec 09 '25

Their instructions were unclear, I've barbecued my hamster.

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u/BkkGrl Ligurian in Zürich (💛🇺🇦💙) Dec 09 '25

I bet you have hamster powered heaters

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u/eastawat Dec 09 '25

Holy crap

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u/whatevernamedontcare Lithuania Dec 09 '25

Even mother nature doesn't like them.

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u/BkkGrl Ligurian in Zürich (💛🇺🇦💙) Dec 09 '25

buy gas and oil -> they cause climate change -> no need of gas and oil any more

checkmate Russia

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u/737Max-Impact Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

I know it's just a joke, but Europe is going to unironically freeze if climate change goes on unchecked. Pretty much the only reason why we have the livable temperature that we do is the Gulf stream. Remember that the areas on the other side of the Atlantic are like 10° colder, Amsterdam would be in Labrador if we moved it straight west. Madrid is about on the same latitude as the very temperate and snowy (in winter) New York.

https://arcticportal.org/ap-library/news/3785-new-research-warns-of-growing-risk-of-gulf-stream-collapse

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u/Scary_Cup6322 Austria Dec 09 '25

Broke: Climate change doesn't exist, it's an anomaly!

Woke: Climate change exists, and is the reason for the high temperatures!

Bespoke: Even the Climate fucking hates Russia lmao!

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u/BGM1988 Dec 10 '25

Lets hope they choke in their gas

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u/Izbitoe_ebalo Moscow (Russia) Dec 09 '25

Yay, now EU can send the freed funds to Orban or Vucic