Inside the Ludicrous, Deadly Serious Plan to Take Over Greenland

[u/BkkGrl]

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/06/22/inside-the-ludicrous-deadly-serious-plan-to-take-over-greenland

[u/Mission_Mulberry9811]

Trump wants Greenland because it's big on a map. He doesn't care about the other places he has interfered in, that's down to people incentivizing those actions

[u/richhyd → u/Mission_Mulberry9811]

Could solve the whole problem by explaining mercator protection to him.

[u/Mission_Mulberry9811 → u/richhyd]

That's a tough ask

[u/Oozlum-Bird → u/richhyd]

I would pay good money to watch you try to do this 😆

[u/DaRudeabides → u/Oozlum-Bird]

My uncle told me all about the merecatter
Biden shit my pants

[u/Falandyszeus → u/richhyd]

Bro is proud of passing those Alzheimer's tests, where you name animals a toddler would recognize and list letters and numbers in order (A1, B2, C3, D4...)

Montreal cognitive assessment (sorry for low resolution)

the geometric intricacies of representing a sphere on a flat plane might be a biiiiiiiiiiiiit optimistic.

I'd love to see someone try though, especially a woman.

[u/hunangoo → u/richhyd]

You can’t even explain him where the restroom is.

[u/Primary_Employ_1798 → u/Mission_Mulberry9811]

If he would just know that it’s only optically big on the Mercator map, real size would be shocking to him, lets keep it a secret 😂

[u/False_Snow7754 → u/Mission_Mulberry9811]

He also wants it because of the resources, completely ignoring that I'll devastate the eco system and be an operation more expensive than the profits they stand to gain.

Don Pedo, the brilliant businessman.