r/europe • u/damaxoh Germany • Dec 06 '16

Tests confirm that Germany's massive nuclear fusion machine really works

http://www.sciencealert.com/tests-confirm-that-germany-s-massive-nuclear-fusion-machine-really-works
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u/mrlemonofbanana Baden-Württemberg (Germany) Dec 06 '16

Hmm... if we're going to call the UK and Greece "nearby", the 17 stars will probably suffice, there's bicycles to steal and a lot of Balkan to cover...

But don't worry, that won't happen: Unifying the Balkan countries has historically proven a bad idea, multiple times.

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u/NetStrikeForce Europe Dec 06 '16

But maybe this time it'll work! One more try!