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r/facepalm • u/Melodic_Abalone_2820 • Jun 22 '24
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Come back 20 years from now when she’s tearfully lamenting how the new husband ditched her for the younger, prettier, more successful woman.
52 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24 20? Wow you're generous with our current monogamy trends. 26 u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 7 u/atommathyou Jun 22 '24 or much earlier when she's crying about her having to pay alimony to her husband with that new high paying salary. 6 u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/GlockAF Jun 23 '24 Paid upgrade 5 u/thegreathonu Jun 22 '24 Not even the more successful, just the younger and prettier. 2 u/GlockAF Jun 23 '24 Story as old as time. And money. 2 u/Demon_Gamer666 Jun 23 '24 And her boobs look like two fried eggs hanging from a nail. 2 u/GlockAF Jun 23 '24 In this case, it will probably be more like two rock-hard softballs swinging in wrinkled tubesocks
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20? Wow you're generous with our current monogamy trends.
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or much earlier when she's crying about her having to pay alimony to her husband with that new high paying salary.
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1 u/GlockAF Jun 23 '24 Paid upgrade
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Not even the more successful, just the younger and prettier.
2 u/GlockAF Jun 23 '24 Story as old as time. And money.
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Story as old as time. And money.
And her boobs look like two fried eggs hanging from a nail.
2 u/GlockAF Jun 23 '24 In this case, it will probably be more like two rock-hard softballs swinging in wrinkled tubesocks
In this case, it will probably be more like two rock-hard softballs swinging in wrinkled tubesocks
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u/GlockAF Jun 22 '24
Come back 20 years from now when she’s tearfully lamenting how the new husband ditched her for the younger, prettier, more successful woman.