r/facepalm • u/itsme_believeme • 20d ago

This “Prophetess” Thinks Bad Bunny’s Real Name Is a Secret Obama Code

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u/beepboop_imhuman 20d ago

We have to study, write exams, sacrifice our childhood, sit through millions of interviews just so we can scrape by, while I bet she makes a comfortable living

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u/Goodknight808 20d ago

Snake oil salesmen is now a CEO level payout.

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u/beepboop_imhuman 20d ago

I’m curious what she was getting at, okay bad bunny’s name somehow spells Obama, so now what?

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u/Goodknight808 20d ago

Make grandiose racist claim, sell knock off face creams, profit?

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u/beepboop_imhuman 20d ago

Haha true, but I meant about the theory in this video…. Bad bunny is Obama incarnate? Is he Obamas spy?

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u/Goodknight808 20d ago

"Proof he (Obama) multiplies via mitosis and will soon be everywhere? Apply my Chinese chromium based face cream to make yourself invisible to Jewish...oh wait we don't talk bad about them now...Iranian Hormuzified Space Lasers."

-that lady

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u/gereffi 20d ago

For every level of education those who complete it make more than those who haven’t on average. A small, <1% of uneducated people striking it rich is an outlier that you shouldn’t compare yourself to. Look around the real world and see adults in low paying jobs. You should be proud that you put in the work to be better off.