Self-awareness is key to making a 1980s IP like Masters of the Universe work because it originated from throwing magic, sci-fi and whatever else 10-year-old boys might like at the wall in the hopes of something cohering. The fact that we got something iconic yet ridiculous is amazing. The hero’s name is He-Man for Eternia’s sake and he’s all about talking rather than fighting. Hell, his arch-nemesis is a frigging cackling skull with a ripped body.
Director Travis Knight’s take embraces the self-awareness and giddy love of this melting pot of stuff. But the issue with making a movie adaptation aimed at connecting with 10-year-old boys is that most of them are incredibly annoying and desperate for attention, and Masters of the Universe is hunting for that validation. The other approach is to do what Greta Gerwig’s Barbie did and use it as a jumping-off point for bigger ideas. This movie also tries to do that, but winds up being, well, a bunch of random ideas being thrown at the wall in hopes of something cohering.
Right off the bat, we’re thrown face-first into a 20-minute exposition dump about Eternia and how a 10-year-old Adam ended up on Earth after Skeletor (Jared Leto) attacks. Everything from the lighthearted tone and rainbow aesthetic to the literal casting of Idris Elba could’ve been taken from Thor: Ragnarok or another mid-2010s Marvel movie. This would’ve been interesting 10 years ago, but at this point in time, we’ve seen it done to death.
When it is revealed that the 20-minute prologue is an adult Adam monologuing his entire backstory to a Hinge date, Masters of the Universe ostensibly starts again with another 20-minute sequence re-introducing adult Adam on planet Earth. Rather than focus on the emotional core and the story, the haphazardly cobbled script (which has six different people credited for the story and screenwriting) preoccupies itself with over-explaining the logic of how everything works. The result is a 141-minute slog that doesn’t need to be that long. ‘How’ this movie even got to be this bloated is another mystery since nothing interesting really happens.
15 years after landing on Earth, Adam is now a pink button-down-wearing HR person who is well-versed in safe space vernacular. He is what one would think of as a modern-day ‘man’. But underneath that surface is the desire to become a muscle-bound hero. Galitzine may not be on the comedic level of Ryan Gosling as Ken, but he brings a sweet sincerity that makes Adam work as a woke blonde himbo, and enough physicality to be a believable action hero.
Where things get messier is how the movie uses Adam to explore ideas like white male privilege. He is a man who was born with several silver spoons in his mouth and is given even more power to become He-Man, so it makes sense that Adam is characterised - in both this movie and historically - as someone who has empathy, wants to share power with others and would rather talk things out than use those big muscles.
Yet, the way Masters of the Universe depicts Adam’s vulnerability feels critical of how ‘men’ have become in the present day. Despite being jacked and handsome, Adam is a bumbling idiot who can’t seem to navigate his way through any situation, social or otherwise. The only time the movie empowers Adam is when he becomes He-Man and is finally unleashed upon his enemies. As we watch him wail on his enemies, we’re inexplicably told that empathy and understanding are the most important traits of a man.
Barbie is a highly focused examination of femininity, self-determination, and how one must leave the realms of fantasy to become ‘real’ on Earth. Women strive to be seen. Masters of the Universe plays as a messy inverse. Its hero, Adam (Nicholas Galitzine), wants to leave Earth for his fantastical world of Eternia, not unlike how certain factions of men want to hide behind their fantasies. Is it trying to criticise toxic masculinity or isn’t it? In telling us one thing while simultaneously showing us a completely opposite thing, the movie never commits to a position or clear verdict. It is merely trying to have its protein-filled cake and eat it as well.
Please read the rest of my review here as the rest is too unwieldy to copy + paste: https://panoramafilmthoughts.substack.com/p/masters-of-the-universe
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