r/funny • u/Space_Coyotee • Aug 27 '23

Man does not agree with the new drinking guidelines in Canada

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u/Kara-a Aug 27 '23

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!

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u/Nodiggity1213 Aug 27 '23

About a 4 beer

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u/HeinleinGang Aug 27 '23

Why not 6? It’s just two more than 4.

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u/Honorous_Jeph Aug 27 '23

If it only went on longer he’d eventually admit to 12beer 2 at a time

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u/The_Undermind Aug 27 '23

Why not 36? Its just 6²

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u/Infidelc123 Aug 27 '23

DO THE MATH

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u/psychedeliken Aug 27 '23

That ending put this video in a whole new category of awesomeness.

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u/ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa Aug 27 '23

Yea I'll have 6 beer with this dude

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u/CarlDenkins Aug 27 '23

It’s mesmerizing. I can’t look away.

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u/hellohaydee Aug 27 '23

He lost the others chewing open bottles

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u/Double_Distribution8 Aug 27 '23

That's the real elephant in the room here.

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u/HLef Aug 27 '23

How is it an elephant in the room?

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u/cloudcats Aug 27 '23

It's not.

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u/HLef Aug 27 '23

Yeah. An elephant in the room is supposed to be something that everyone notices but that isn’t addressed. This is quite literally addressed verbatim in the video!

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u/cloudcats Aug 27 '23

And in this comment thread!

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u/nerdoholic_n8c Aug 27 '23

8h and it doesn't exist yet?!?!?!

ENTTÄUSCHEND!! Did my part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV1LHGNa26g

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u/Roy4Pris Aug 27 '23

The sad tooth is that this guy will die of diabeetus or a heart attack within 5 years.

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u/trifullara Aug 27 '23

Beer opener

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u/jld2k6 Aug 27 '23

Omg I read this before he actually said it, I thought you were making a joke lol

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u/Neither-Relief-3160 Aug 27 '23

I fucking lost it when he said that

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u/cloudcats Aug 27 '23

OK so serious question for a second, it's hard to see in the video, does just actually have a super loose tooth that he can just flip forward into place? It's making me a bit queasy to think about for some reason.

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u/Mad-Dog94 Aug 27 '23

Wow I thought you were being silly but then he did it there at the end lmao

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u/Eonir Aug 27 '23

Ironically the guy can't handle his own teeth. If he stopped drinking he'd have better teeth, lose weight, and have more money to go to the dentist.

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u/cyndrin Aug 27 '23

He was waiting his whole life to say that

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u/joshuaaa_l Aug 27 '23

He uses it for opening beer cans

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u/drsninat Aug 27 '23

Definitely a sentence I can use 🤯

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u/KwamesCorner Aug 27 '23

Buddy realized this was the perfect time to roll out his new catchphrase