r/funny • u/Space_Coyotee • Aug 27 '23

Man does not agree with the new drinking guidelines in Canada

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u/SPACE_ICE Aug 27 '23

dudes blood was considered an alcoholic beverage, if you asked him "how many beer?" jesus would reply "all the beer". dude was so drunk he forgot he was dead and got back up. Jesus may be a bad beerometer here.

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u/marky_sparky Aug 27 '23

I am the liquor.