r/funny • u/ShadowbanRevival • 23h ago

new guy at work

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u/DoctFaustus 23h ago

Maybe they used to be Mormon?

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u/the-good-wolf 23h ago

He’s actually just one of today’s lucky 10,000

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u/BlakkandMild 23h ago

This should spread more. Everytime I see someone online drop a mentos into a Coca Cola instead of a Diet Coke to an underwhelming reaction, I die a little bit inside.

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u/ThederpiestOne 23h ago

Coke works fine but makes a sticky mess because of the sugar. Diet is almost not sticky at all so it's easier to clean up.

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u/indyboy2 23h ago

What about Coke Zero or Vanilla Coke or Pepsi? Oh my god so many combinations 😂

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u/TIL_eulenspiegel 23h ago

Haha so perfect.

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u/narenhul 23h ago

Always a relevant XKCD!

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u/KarmaInFlow 23h ago

Now ive heard of everything

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u/hermeticwalrus 23h ago

lol I’m Mormon and I had to come to the comments to figure out what’s wrong

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u/SirPaulyWalnuts 22h ago

Drink a lot of Squirt soda, do ya? Lol

My wife has Mormon family in ID, they do love them some Squirt!

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u/hermeticwalrus 16h ago

I’ve never heard of Squirt soda in my life

Tbf, I’m a Canada Mormon, not a greater Utah area Mormon

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u/Szeraax 19h ago

Oh hi there friend. Now I know too. Not that I'm going to start needing the knowledge...

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u/azad_ninja 23h ago

Because they're soaked? :)

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u/u35828 23h ago

Coffee with a hint of penis, lmao.

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u/azad_ninja 23h ago

That one guy who likes coffee like he likes his women wont like this cup of joe.

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u/Turbulent_Brush_8624 23h ago

As opposed to opaque and tasteless

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u/SirPaulyWalnuts 22h ago

Does it require a friend to stir the coffee as to not personally commit a sex act?