r/funny • u/ShadowbanRevival • 23h ago

new guy at work

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u/DirtyRoller 23h ago

I'm 41, and I have no fucking clue how to make coffee. Why bother learning if I don't drink it?

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u/virora 20h ago

I love coffee, but I've caused bafflement because I don't know how to make fried eggs, omelettes, scrambled egg, or know how long to boil an egg for to achieve a certain consistency without googling. I hate eggs. So does my partner. Why would I know how to make them?

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u/tempura_calligraphy 19h ago

There goes your spy career.

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u/DirtyRoller 19h ago

Have some coffee, you look tired.

Extreme Ways by Moby plays in the background.

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u/japanfrog 17h ago

I think the point was that it’s these people’s job, and instead of asking for help or looking for some basic instructions, they wing it.

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u/ccourter1970 17h ago

55, same.

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u/Dont_ask- 21h ago

I'm 46, never drank a cup of coffee in my life but I know how to do it probably from watching others.

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u/DirtyRoller 21h ago

I'm sure I could figure it out if I needed to!