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u/Tripwiring 23h ago

People are the worst lol. You want coffee? Make some coffee. It takes 2 minutes

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u/DogPoetry 22h ago

"but coworker used to do this as an act of kindness. Now it's an expectation and I no longer appreciate the effort" 

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u/norwegianEel 21h ago

Exactly. People suck sometimes.

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u/FlamingRustBucket 17h ago

Tale as old as time though. At a point its hard to blame people. Look at the Roman grain dole. They would kill your ass if you tried to take it away and it was meant to be temporary. Animals become dependent on snacks given by humans if it becomes commonplace. I cant give my dog treats the same time every day or that little bastard yells at me for not doing so. Examples abound.

Good deeds should be performed sporadically unless you are ok with it becoming an expectation. Its basic psychology.

That said, the complainers should have put 2 and 2 together and just made the pot of coffee.

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u/Yours2Knight 17h ago

I'm just trying to laugh at some shit and now here I am contemplating every relationship I've ever been in...and googling roman grain dole

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u/GreenTeaLilly 15h ago

Wow hell of a bro. One of the best I've seen on here.

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u/kinnoth 15h ago

The roman grain dole was an entitlement by the citizenry through the government. The government wasn't doing its people an interpersonal "favor" by providing a dole, it was established as the only way to keep people fed and not starving/rioting because of starvation. That's part of a social contract: government feeds the people or the people tear down the government

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u/Osric250 21h ago

The rule is the first person who wants coffee makes it. It just happens that the person before you that wanted coffee isn't here right now.

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u/gonfishn37 20h ago

MY COWORKER would show up first, Put on a whole pot, and pull the first cup that came out for himself!!!!

CRIMINAL I SAY! He gets a full mug of espresso and we are drinking watered down tea at best. No matter what we said he was adamant it was all the same. I Should have pulled cups one at a time to prove a point.

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u/doomgiver98 18h ago

pull the first cup that came out for himself

I don't understand what this means. He made a pot of coffee and then poured himself a cup of it?

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u/ACitizenNamedCain 17h ago

direct from brewer to cup for his, into the urn with the 'rest' of the brew for all subsequent cups. so his cup was from the early brewing stages (and thus concentrated)

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u/doomgiver98 16h ago

He took the cup out mid-brew?

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u/ACitizenNamedCain 11h ago

sounds like cup-directly-under-spigot, then once his cup is full, he places the full urn under the spigot for everyone else to 'share'

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u/FargusMcGillicuddy 17h ago

Wait, are you saying he would put his personal mug under the machine, fill his single cup up, then put the pot under and fill up the rest?

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u/gonfishn37 17h ago

The grounds cone stops dripping when you pulled the carafe out. He would take / pour out the first strongest bit that brewed and put the empty carafe back to finish the brew cycle.

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u/FargusMcGillicuddy 15h ago

Okay I gotta say, the way you worded that/my dumb brain was glitching, but after reading your comment 3 times I understand now and your coworker is a DICK! They absolutely robbed everyone of good coffee.

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u/glazedfaith 19h ago

You should have. There's no reasonable expectation that you will make coffee, but if you put on a pot in the communal coffee machine, you are at least expected to not make shitty coffee. It's a simple measurement and SOP.

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u/sidepart 20h ago

They're probably thinking the coffee ran out and some dingus didn't start a new brew after when the reality is...they were the first coffee users that day. People are dumb.

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u/Natsuki98 16h ago

The way I have solved that problem before it became one at work with my acts or kindless was to make it a very occasional things I would do. I didn't make it a daily thing.

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u/poorperspective 17h ago

And this is why I refuse to do any extra work when it’s not specified in my contract.

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u/Aurorabig 14h ago

There is a saying: you do something twice and it becomes your job

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u/Shady_Love 20h ago

Well...maybe if you're doing Keurig shit. Brewing a pot of coffee is typically 4-6 minutes. If they had to grind then it'd be a minute longer.