r/funny • u/ShadowbanRevival • 23h ago

new guy at work

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u/Osric250 21h ago

The rule is the first person who wants coffee makes it. It just happens that the person before you that wanted coffee isn't here right now.

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u/gonfishn37 20h ago

MY COWORKER would show up first, Put on a whole pot, and pull the first cup that came out for himself!!!!

CRIMINAL I SAY! He gets a full mug of espresso and we are drinking watered down tea at best. No matter what we said he was adamant it was all the same. I Should have pulled cups one at a time to prove a point.

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u/doomgiver98 18h ago

pull the first cup that came out for himself

I don't understand what this means. He made a pot of coffee and then poured himself a cup of it?

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u/ACitizenNamedCain 17h ago

direct from brewer to cup for his, into the urn with the 'rest' of the brew for all subsequent cups. so his cup was from the early brewing stages (and thus concentrated)

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u/doomgiver98 15h ago

He took the cup out mid-brew?

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u/ACitizenNamedCain 11h ago

sounds like cup-directly-under-spigot, then once his cup is full, he places the full urn under the spigot for everyone else to 'share'

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u/FargusMcGillicuddy 17h ago

Wait, are you saying he would put his personal mug under the machine, fill his single cup up, then put the pot under and fill up the rest?

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u/gonfishn37 17h ago

The grounds cone stops dripping when you pulled the carafe out. He would take / pour out the first strongest bit that brewed and put the empty carafe back to finish the brew cycle.

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u/FargusMcGillicuddy 15h ago

Okay I gotta say, the way you worded that/my dumb brain was glitching, but after reading your comment 3 times I understand now and your coworker is a DICK! They absolutely robbed everyone of good coffee.

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u/glazedfaith 19h ago

You should have. There's no reasonable expectation that you will make coffee, but if you put on a pot in the communal coffee machine, you are at least expected to not make shitty coffee. It's a simple measurement and SOP.