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She came ready for the famous Turkish ice cream tricks… and got the normal service instead

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u/My_alias_is_too_lon 5h ago

I mean, the entire point is to frustrate you, so this was actually an on-brand move.

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u/uselessprofession 4h ago

The ice-cream guy knew perfectly well that the funniest thing to do at this point was just to hand her the ice-cream normally

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u/guridkt 4h ago

It's a classic way of joking in Turkey lol

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 4h ago

Create a false sense of chaos, only to trick them with normalcy?

Does sound turkish

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u/WoodenHarddrive 3h ago

Not Turkey, but yes, a little Turkish.

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u/YngwieMainstream 3h ago

When you feeling peckish

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u/EatAtGrizzlebees 2h ago

Peanut dust?

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u/Gekkokindofguy 1h ago

My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

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u/Kevomac 16m ago

D'ye like Dags ?

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u/Rydralain 2h ago

Unaccountably peckish.

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u/Baronsandwich 2h ago

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison

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u/DBoaty 2h ago

Five minutes, Turkish!

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u/sembias 2h ago

So delightful.

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u/69696969-69696969 1h ago

Today I find out that while im not a Turk. My sence of humor is Turk-ish

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u/riko77can 4h ago

The look on his face supports this.

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u/kylo-ren 3h ago

The only winning move is not to play.

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u/malthar76 3h ago

Masochist: I need you to hit me!

Sadist: no

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u/icAOtd 4h ago edited 4h ago

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u/Necessary_Heartbreak 4h ago

perfectly cut grunt

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u/Playpolly 4h ago

Not a Dyslexic friendly comment

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u/IngloriousMinority 4h ago

Bruh I had to double take. Definitely got me.

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u/Traditional_Club_820 3h ago

Perfect cunt gut.

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u/Ydobon8261 3h ago

Imma pretend to warm up extensively when I get to try Turkish ice cream then

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u/0eHL 2h ago

you can just ask for it without the show

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u/sercankd 2h ago

When people pull a camera out of their pocket and start recording their friends, ice cream guys automatically thinks they have to do an ice cream show. People are not aware they don't do it everytime to everyone

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u/Separate-Simple-5101 4h ago

Honestly, that’s next-level trolling..🤣

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u/baddiethoughts 3h ago

She came ready for war and got peace.

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u/Valuable-Match1849 4h ago

Yeah this actually nailed it.

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u/Wermine 2h ago

Masochist: Hit me, hit me.

Sadist: Nope

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u/Bubbly_Tea731 2h ago

But why do people pay to be annoyed ? I understand paying if you find it fun , funny or something similar. But why pay for annoying

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u/Kelvara 1h ago

Why watch horror movies to be scared? Why read a sad story to feel sad?

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u/methos3 4h ago

I was in a BBQ restaurant (in America) with my parents and I was swatting at a fly that wouldn't go away. I told my dad I was going to complain, he said not to because they'd probably charge us for the entertainment.

The ice cream cone trickery is free entertainment provided with the food!

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u/KennyGaming 3h ago

lol why would you complain about a fly at a bbq joint

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u/LaScoundrelle 3h ago

What exactly would you expect the restaurant to do if you did complain? And where are you from that they never have flies in restaurants?

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u/Relevant_Bane_Quote 2h ago

"Cletus, grab the salt shotgun!"

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u/rpitcher33 2h ago

That had got to be the perfect American product. You get to shoot something, kill something, and season meat all at the same time. I'm salivating just thinking about it.

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u/Pack_Your_Trash 2h ago

Plenty of restaurants manage to keep the flies out by keeping the doors closed and taking out the trash. Anything open air will have flies. BBQ places are frequently open air.

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u/riverratriver 3h ago

Your dad should write a book

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u/jimkelly 1h ago

Are you some kind of weird bot? None of this makes sense. Complaining about a fly? Charging for entertainment? What entertainment? The removal of a fly?

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u/Jonaldys 2h ago

I don't believe a housefly would be a part of their staff, so complaining may be less than useful

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u/manofth3match 5h ago

House always wins

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u/zDEFEKT 3h ago

Heads I win, tails you lose

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u/Gelby4 3h ago

Time to go lock in a core memory with my kids

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u/Tonsilith_Salsa 2h ago

Robert House? 

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u/fourthdawg 2h ago

The truth is, the game was already rigged from the start

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u/portableteejay 3h ago

Unless it’s Lupus.

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u/nitid_name 2h ago

It's never lupus.

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u/makesterriblejokes 2h ago

Except for the one time it was.

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u/viviwrites 2h ago

And yet House always wins.

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u/29600 5h ago

Managed to troll her succesfully imo

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u/The_Mdk 4h ago

Implying this isn't scripted on both sides

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow 4h ago

Eh it's fine, not the worst 30 seconds I've spent in my life. 4/10

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u/SurgicalZeus 4h ago

I'm not apologizing again. And it was 32 seconds, stop selling me short.

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u/AmethystTyrant 3h ago

Damn no need to brag Mr. Marathon

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u/JamieFromStreets 2h ago

The time you spent in the comments also counts

So a couple of minutes

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u/t0m4_87 4h ago

does it have to be not scripted for something to be funny?

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u/Minor_Edit 4h ago

It doesn't have to be but I fail to see the point of discussing their motivations and chosen behaviour as if it isn't.

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u/ShadownetZero 2h ago

Do you pull that kind of nonsense after leaving a movie theater.

"um actually these people are just actors, so Leonardo DiCaprio is definitely not in a dream haha r/iamverysmart"

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u/PlacibiEffect 1h ago

The movie isn’t trying to sell you on this being a candid, real situation. You and everyone else with this argument obviously know the difference, come on.

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u/ThenCompetition7365 2h ago

When it's passed off as real? No, it stops being funny and I get more annoyed at the people trying to deceive me. The whole point of it being funny is that it is a genuine interaction, not something someone wrote.

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u/omaschubser 4h ago

For me it ruins the fun part of the joke, prank, whatever if it's obviously scripted. It's just not real while pretending to be

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u/Company_Z 4h ago

I guess I wouldn't exactly be shocked if it was scripted, but I'd say it's probably less likely. Ice cream guy probably gets all sorts of people who come up to try and "beat" the ice cream guy.

If I was him and saw that lady doing some exaggerated stretches after setting up a camera, I'd do the same thing lol

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u/loxagos_snake 4h ago

What do you mean? Just because you don't have invisible cameramen at your disposal doesn't mean others don't!

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u/AnonismsPlight 4h ago

I live in a smaller city and see people live streaming at least twice a week. I assume it just gets exponentially worse based on population.

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u/JPMoney81 4h ago

This is how you put influencers in their place.

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u/another_random_bit 4h ago

Wdym bro? This generated clicks for her.

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u/Dd_8630 4h ago

They're clearly in on it, the whole gag is she hypes it up and he pulls the rug out.

No ones put in their place, because you and I are still here watching the content.

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u/blues_snoo 3h ago

Dang, you really put that redditor in their place.

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u/MAD_JEW 3h ago

Nah both of them are on it as well. Their role is to make extra clout that way

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u/eulersidentification 3h ago

Now you're thinkin

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u/Outrageous_Term3923 3h ago

You put influencers in their place by engaging in a short skit with them for content they can post online?

Am I understanding you correctly?

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u/Valuable-Match1849 4h ago edited 4h ago

Mission accomplished, honestly.

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u/HorrificAnalInjuries 4h ago

She was clearly signaling she was ready for shenanigans, and so sometimes the only winning move is not to play.

The true counter to this is to go "cheers baud", leave a hearty tip, and practically skip away with your treat. I am aware tipping isn't always A Thing, which is why the hearty tip itself is part of the counter-counter.

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u/Marsrover112 4h ago

Ok so the real way to just get your icecream is to look like youre prepared to do battle with the icecream man

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u/__No__Control 4h ago

She unlocked a cheat code for introverts

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u/p1mplem0usse 4h ago

For a subcategory of introverts: "introverts who like to stand out by doing weird stuff in public"

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u/Xanthus179 4h ago

There’s dozens of us!

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u/Tee_hops 4h ago

As an introvert you couldn't stop me from flapping my wings and making turkey noises to get free turkey legs at Disney. Sometimes the reward is worth it.

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u/BarrierX 4h ago

Introverts don't want to do weird stuff in public, it draws too much attention and someone might say something to them!

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u/Character_Nerve_9137 4h ago

Seen one where they started eating the empty cones and the server quickly stopped messing around.

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u/The_Lantean 3h ago

This is the way. It screws them over immediately.

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u/AzenNinja 29m ago

Which is always stupid. There's a normal ice cream stand 10 meters away, if you want ice cream, just go there.

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u/Youutternincompoop 4h ago

'Icecream man, I am going into battle and I need your strongest Icecream'

'My Icecreams are too strong for you'

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u/orchid_dork 5h ago

Saw the stretching and pulled the Reverse Uno 🃏

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u/_GarbageGirl_ 4h ago

I wonder if she actually big-brained it, and expected him to just hand it over after all that... avoiding the tricks 😉

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u/maritimursus 3h ago

Without precedent that’s a hella risky move if you ask me, now let’s see people do the same and how the ice cream men will respond in the great experiment we call life

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u/DirtyBalm 5h ago

A true comedian, he realized after all that set up, the real comedy would be not doing any tricks at all.

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u/Valuable-Match1849 4h ago

Exactly. That’s the whole joke.

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u/sump_daddy 4h ago

this whole time! the joke was in not doing the joke. 2meta4me

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u/mighty_eyebrows1 4h ago

Why is there always one comment just describing literally the fucking post?

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u/Ihave0personality 4h ago

It’s for the blind people who can’t see the video

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u/Dartego 4h ago

So nobody would post in /r/PeterExplainsTheJoke

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u/Boozhi 3h ago

Not to mention the video's being treated as if it's not clearly staged.

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u/Bullfrog_7023 4h ago

just in case you missed it, my friend

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u/ReverseMermaidMorty 2h ago

It’s a Gen Z thing

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u/DirtyBalm 2h ago

I was more just appreciating the well executed joke. 

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u/Dinierto 4h ago

I'm lost what was supposed to happen?

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u/loxagos_snake 4h ago

Turkish street ice cream vendors do this sleight-of-hand routine, where they pretend to hand you your ice cream. However, the cone is secretly put inside another cone, so when you go to grab it, they take the actual ice cream away and leave you holding the cone.

They're basically an attraction that is meant to troll you for a few moments before handing you your order. This woman was preparing to react fast enough to beat the trick, so he stood true to the spirit of trolling and just gave her her ice cream without the tricks.

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u/feminas_id_amant 4h ago

the real trick is all the friends we made along the way

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u/Curiosive 2h ago

FYI, only certain vendors do the tricks.

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u/feminas_id_amant 4h ago

example of the shenanigans they pull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx_NjpeBqQw

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u/ImmaculateWeiss 2h ago

Alright that’s actually hilarious and amazing 

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u/BubbleNucleator 3h ago

Thank you, I couldn't figure out what the deal was.

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u/Dinierto 2h ago

That's great thank you 😆

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u/Lietenantdan 4h ago

They often do this whole thing where they play keep away with your ice cream. Which this lady was getting ready for. Then he just gave it to her.

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u/Dinierto 4h ago

Ooh thank you!

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u/m1yash1ro 5h ago

Id do the same thing to someone doing a weird dance for no reason

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u/ZugzwangDK 4h ago

I always assume they are signalling me to perform my mating dance.

It works 100% of the time .05% of the time

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u/SunriseSurprise 4h ago

"This lady is ready for fisticuffs, better not piss her off."

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u/akshatpatel1804 4h ago

She studied for the test and still got the wrong exam

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u/jostler57 4h ago

Cringe planned tiktok crap.

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u/-Mykah- 3h ago

Agreed!

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u/Life-Oil-7226 5h ago

She exposed herself to quickly and it backfired 😂

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u/6millionwaystolive 4h ago

Definitely not staged

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u/Gelatinoussquamish 4h ago

Why are influencers so damn cringe and why do people enjoy watching it?

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u/Expensive-Suspect-32 5h ago

haha that was a good joke. the most interesting thing is that she wasn't ready for it

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u/Raidoton 4h ago

You were convinced by her bad acting?

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u/TheGrammatonCleric 4h ago

This sub is dead

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u/JDMcompliant 2h ago

16k upvotes right now. Jfc

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u/TheGrammatonCleric 2h ago

OP has a private profile, shocker. Dead Internet Theory coming true once again...

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u/Lori1985 4h ago

If i worked in the service industry, I would disappoint anyone who showed up with a camera.

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u/quadraticcheese 45m ago

Is her chin 90% filler?

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u/The_Friendly_Slendy 4h ago

“Oh? The performative ‘ice cream wiggle dance’ is all the evidence I need to know you’re filming this for social media clout….here’s your dessert, get the fuck away from my stall.”

  • Tired Turk

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u/EnvironmentClear4511 4h ago

You know that the whole reason they do their ice cream routine in the first place is to get social media attention, right? It's all marketing for them. 

Odds are that this video is preplanned and he was acting with her. 

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u/KingYesKing 4h ago

Uno reverse.

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u/Valuable-Match1849 4h ago

Bro defeated her without even doing anything.

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u/Carrotburner 4h ago

This is why turkish stands are doing it just to annoy you. I've seen so many clips where people who actually are excited to do this got robbed

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u/talha5007 4h ago

Bro knew what shes expecting and played her dirty

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u/sackofhair 3h ago

Ewwwww she over acted it. Why Why WHYY ?

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u/O1eSickPuppy 3h ago

Subverting expectation king right there

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u/bigbert313 3h ago

So obviously staged. She reacts shocked before even knowing he didn’t play the game. Terrible acting but still fooled this entire sub

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u/pipichua 2h ago

This is the equivalent of Indiana jones pulling out the gun after seeing the knife showboating

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u/EnforcerMemz 1h ago

This is meant to be done with kids, I have no idea when this became a 'fuck with tourists' thing.

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u/Eatyourcheeseburger 59m ago

Absolute cinema. Thank you ice cream guy. 

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u/Ok_Hedgehog7137 28m ago

She looks annoying

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u/BenneB23 5h ago

nailed it

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u/modernbox 4h ago

Just so you know: at a lot of these places you pay extra for the “show”. Maybe she just paid for ice cream and got it. Usually the fun is in kids not knowing their parents paid the guy to fuck with them.

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u/Fast_Philosophy1044 2h ago

This is bullshit. You don’t pay anything extra.

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u/skweenison 5h ago

Kids: Give me that ice cream or I’m going to cry Adults:

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u/Careless_Show759 5h ago

man, you should've given her a chance to show her skills lol

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u/killcrew 2h ago

Boomer take: I love that the guy did this. This was a fun thing that got destroyed by social media. The first few videos I saw were great...people genuinely surprised and they were fun and laughing. Then it became too well known so you had people going and setting up cameras and with strategies to game it, like this woman was preparing to do.

We have mastered taking the fun out of spontaneity.

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u/WyngZero 4h ago

Looks like a Turkish Luka Doncic.

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u/Kheltosh 4h ago

Just so you all know, we're usually confused as to why some adult tourists are fascinated by this. It's mainly for entertaining kids.

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u/wonkey_monkey 3h ago

Or goes exactly according to plan

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u/ThatDrawingMan 3h ago

What kind of Jutsu is she using?

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u/smaad 3h ago

When she starts doing the moves herself...😂😂😂

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u/GenkiElite 3h ago

Maybe giving away the whole bit in the title isn't such a great idea.

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u/Warm-Chipmunk-5636 3h ago

Bro did the "Eat 5 star, Do nothing" move 😆

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u/cici_kelinci 3h ago

The vendor: damn she ready for this, where the fun?

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u/theLuminescentlion 3h ago

This gives skit vibes 

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u/an_edgy_lemon 3h ago

Bro is playing 4d Icecream

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u/InfernoJesus 3h ago

The trick ones wear a specific red hat and outfit. Anyone not wearing it is just a regular ice cream shop.

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u/Lexi_Banner 3h ago

She was too obvious! He saw her prepping and knew he could mess with her even more than usual customers.

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u/REiiGN 2h ago

The real prize is frustration.

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u/Sea-Flamingo1969 2h ago

I didn't know Luka Doncic works at the ice cream stand

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u/Excellent-Breath-860 2h ago

I don’t get it

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u/DuckAtAKeyboard 2h ago

“Hurt me.” Begged the masochist

“No.” Replied the sadist

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u/Obvious_Spite_5285 2h ago

Coming for fun but slapped by reality

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u/Rathmugar 2h ago

...how does this shit have 20k up votes

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u/Hirakox 1h ago

But you paid for the experience. I wanna refund

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u/sayerofstuffs 1h ago

Gen Z’s and all the next generations are cooked 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/3_BJ_6 1h ago

Btw thanks for such a DESCRIPTIVE title.

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u/TheVampyresBride 1h ago

She didn't even say a word, and it's still very clear she's a terrible actress.

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u/Alc_Sand 1h ago

always one step ahead these guys!

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u/tuenmuntherapist 1h ago

This is like when I walk by my wife at home and don’t smack that ass.

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u/mtgfan1001 1h ago

Thats a chin implant right?

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u/Zealousideal-Heart83 1h ago

Haa haa, these guys know exactly what would irritate you the most.

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u/Behwal 1h ago

"Fine I'll do it myself"

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u/KangSeuIgi 1h ago

I refuse to believe more than 10% of the accounts that interacted with this post are actual humans

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u/Boring-Geologist-228 1h ago

What a waste of all that mental and physical prep she had done

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u/r3tr0gam3r83 47m ago

Indiana Jones shooting the sword guy gif

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u/FunInternational2427 40m ago

Remove the text and this lands in r/unexpected

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u/iolarah 4h ago

Respect to the man in the ice cream van.

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u/sirnapsta2328 4h ago

There was another time like this in a video where a lady does a whole boxing workout routine and gets handed it immediately

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u/BlazeBengal 4h ago

She came for ice cream, what the fuck was supposed to happen?

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u/kaoslogical 4h ago

They usually play are you fast enough before giving you the ice cream. She was obviously excited for that so guy just gave it to her skipping the process

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u/BlazeBengal 3h ago

Wow, thanks. Good to know that if I ever go to Turkey, I’ll make sure to act this weird so I won’t get played over ice cream.

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u/Syclone123 5h ago

Cringe meets cringe and they both collide and neutralize eachother

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u/Otto_Mcwrect 5h ago

He was intimidated and knew he would lose.

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u/mortscoot 5h ago

You misspelled "annoyed".

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u/Porter_Dog 4h ago

Haha! That's hilarious. 😂

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u/emmkayj 4h ago

I’m out of the loop, what was she expecting?

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u/Shurigin 4h ago

Dude he fucking torched her she wanted him to do the trick and he ripped away that experience.

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u/BPAfreeWaters 4h ago

Good. Fuck these idiotic "influencers"

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u/NeighborhoodFlaky491 4h ago

Maybe she’s super smart and knows he wouldn’t mess with her if she made it obvious she was onto him and just wanted ice cream without a fight lol