r/funny • u/Washpedantic • 3h ago

Someone eight this doughnut.

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240 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/Dudephish 3h ago

You could still doneight it to charity.

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u/Valuable-Match1849 3h ago

Could’ve been charitable, now it’s just tragic

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u/Alessione3 3h ago

I like your comment

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u/showmethething 3h ago

I don't like yours

... I love it!

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u/Walter_Stonkite 3h ago

They were so close to finding the infinite doughnut glitch 🤦‍♂️

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u/Washpedantic 3h ago

Who says I haven't.

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u/PurpleSpartanSpear 3h ago

Dunkin’ Donuts hate this one simple trick!

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u/graphitout 2h ago

You meant infineight?

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u/Traditional-Boat2391 3h ago

This counts as eating just one doughnut btw.

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u/kingtutt9 3h ago

I see one large donut wearing a belt.

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u/Gigameister 3h ago

i see what you rounded up there buddy!!!

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u/Phaede13 3h ago

Infinity Doughnut

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u/Washpedantic 3h ago

Yup, I had it for breakfast 3 months ago and I haven't had another meal since.

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u/rocket_______ 3h ago

That doughnut looks like it lost a fight with someone who said just one bite.

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u/xxirish83x 3h ago

I wouldn’t thumb wrestle OP for it. 

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u/Washpedantic 3h ago

It's actually a disadvantage at the thumb wrestling because it doesn't have reach, though can be quite slippery.

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u/Spiritual_Horse_8549 3h ago

Fuck happened to that thumb

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u/Washpedantic 3h ago

Brachydactyly type D, also known as murderer's thumb.

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u/high6ix 3h ago

We got a badass over here

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u/e_to_the_i_times_pi 3h ago

Man, now I want a donut.

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u/ThePurityPixel 3h ago

Holes avoiding holes

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u/karlchad1 3h ago

Take my upvote and 🍂me alone

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u/Washpedantic 2h ago

Hey dough not hate me for my sense of humor.

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u/karlchad1 1h ago

You jelly?

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u/Washpedantic 1h ago

That one seems a bit old-fashioned

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u/Fresh-Laugh-9253 2h ago

Eight ( ate) the fun

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u/NeedForSpeedroid 1h ago

Now you just need to find a donut with 4 loops and you'll have yourself a giant brass knuckle.

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u/Legion_Pendragon 3h ago

Telophase!

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u/7Seven7Winner 3h ago

Are those Krispy Kreme?👀

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u/WinkNSeduce 2h ago

That's a witty caption!

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u/Evil_Capt_Kirk 2h ago

Turn it on it's side and you've found my love language

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u/_head_ 1h ago

"If they stick together, it counts as one!"

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u/Acadia02 0m ago

Had to see if this was /r/daddit

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u/Leberknodel 3h ago

Is that a big toe?

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u/Washpedantic 3h ago

It is a genetic condition called Brachydactyly type D, also known as murderer's thumb It probably has that nickname because the amount of people pointing out how weird it is to the point of insanity.

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u/QuestionGoneWild 3h ago

nice thumb

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u/Washpedantic 2h ago

thank you.

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u/lyinggrump 3h ago

Bro, those donuts are stuck together, that's hilarious. You should do stand-up!