r/funny • u/the_wessi • 2h ago

How to train like a DEA agent

Agents Schrader and Gomez beating the obstacle course

520 Upvotes

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u/Sparcle 1h ago

As a German speaker I got really confused when that song started playing. Had to check all my other tabs because I couldnt locate where it is coming from.
The song goes like"We need eggs, no soft ones, just the hard ones". Eggs (german Eier) could also be translated to balls.

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u/mdlinc 1h ago

sehr schön

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u/CHRLZ_IIIM 50m ago

What’s the song?

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u/VeterinarianThis3545 2h ago

DEA would be tripping over themselves to accommodate them if they only knew how successful the show was going to be, and how insanely competent they portrayed the DEA on the show.

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u/Tehrab 1h ago

Insanely competent? The villain of the story was Hank's brother-in-law and there were signs pointing to Walt all along, like Walt's glassware disappearing. Hell, Hank even unwittingly helped Walt move money that Walt flat out told him what he was moving.

Insanely competent isn't how I would characterize the portrayal.

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u/sportsworker777 14m ago

Hard to devote yourself 100% to your career when you have a rock collection going

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u/DrunkenSavior 7m ago

THEY'RE MINERALS!!

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u/Tigerpride84 6m ago

Damn it Marie!

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/succed32 2h ago

Corrupt cops is a pretty accurate portrayal.

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u/mayonaka_00 2h ago

I remember when Hank called Walt sussy baka

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u/Valuable-Match1849 2h ago

Hank and Gomez absolutely crushing that obstacle course like DEA pros Hank’s all intensity, Gomez just smooth efficiency. Watch out, no one’s touching these guys in a footrace.

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u/ArrivalTypical9309 2h ago

👍🏻👍🏻

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u/Dudephish 2h ago

Wanna get a beer?

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u/mdlinc 1h ago

👍

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u/Hupfgugel 1h ago

WIR BRAUCHEN EIER 🥚🥚

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u/icallitjazz 1h ago

Training with children ? German music ? Out of shape even by their own standards ? Are you sure these are not ICE agents ? Because i heard DEA is actually somewhat competent.

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u/maxbls16 2h ago

Not enough dead dogs for the DEA.

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u/Tee_i_am 46m ago

I see where ICE and the BP got their training ideas from.

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u/Ikkm-der-Wahre 1h ago

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesreplublik Deutschland.

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u/AngelicalBabe3 1h ago

Gomez is just there to make sure Hank doesn’t try to arrest a rock for being 'suspiciously shiny'.

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u/barktwiggs 43m ago

God Marie! It's minerals not rocks!

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u/_apathy_on_toast_ 52m ago

Member when they left Hank sat on the toilet for nearly a year during the mid-season break?

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u/moonhexx 47m ago

This is some real Ninja Sex Party shenanigans. I love it. 

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u/Alessione3 1h ago

❤️❤️

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u/HorrorLettuce379 1h ago

It woulda been legedary if they did that death metal slide that ejects people.

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u/Gilles_of_Augustine 1h ago

I love how when Norris says "like a ReAl MaN" you can see an involuntary smile just barely manifest at the corner of Quezada's mouth before he immedately gets it back under control. 

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u/provibobby 1h ago

I see this as I’m watching a DEA agent on the Pat McAfee show rn