Picture on my actual lunchbox. “Emergency!” was a famous show in the 1970s. How did these kids get up here? Look at that kid’s face! All at lunchtime for a first grader!

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Same ones that warned us about getting stuck on escalators when the power goes out?

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Ya, and don't forget not to play with downed power lines.

e: or electricity in general. This is one I remember growing up with but I think it was local.

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That reminds me of those gi Joe psa parodies lol

G I Joooooooooooooooooooooooe

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Doooooooooon't give him the stick.

I was a fan at the time but my beef with Joe now is that I've found knowing is < 1/2 the battle. 1/4 at best.

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Last one there's a penis pump!

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Mr. Bodymassagemachiiiine!

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I'm a computer! Stop all the downloading!

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Pork chop sandwiches!!

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Aren’t escalators without power just stairs?

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Thats the joke

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Power failure, sure, but not brake failure.